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orangehares: Hypnosis Rules I’m not a proffesional hypnotist, I’m not trained in anyway at all. Literally the only reason I know how to hypnotise is because I spent a year trying to heal from an awful relationship with a sadistic hypnotist by
maleslavetrainer: This one is normally not my type… but it literally jumped in front of my car late one night as I was going home down a back road: stoned out of its mind. I’m not one to turn down such a gift from the gods, and I knew of a trader
unfriendlybambi: f-emasculata: REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of
Cock Not Quid Insane 3D Presents: Cock Not Quid Mary had it coming. Seriously, sitting all night in a London pub and having only US dollars on her? It was time to pay up, and she was fucked. Literally! It turned out to be the win win kind of situation.
mumfordandbuns: sub-maureen: h-u-m-o-u-r: pizzaforpresident: i literally can’t tell if this is a girl or a sprouse twin cole is that you weep little lyin’ man you’re not as brave as you were at the start. I AM NOT COLE SPROUSE
vvoto: ”Was that a literal moth flying out of your wallet, Phil?” ”I swear I’m not that broke, Dan!” pls do not repost anywhere <3
hierophantgreen: i’m not quite sure that everyone understands the severity of antifa being designated as a terrorist organization. antifa is not an organization. it does not have structure, members, leaders, meetups, rules, etc. it is literally just
toniins:cappucino-commie:cuntmunism:Literally just don’t talk to the cops if they arrest you, do not do not do not explain your side of the story, it doesn’t matter what you say, you won’t be calm, you won’t have a clear head,
stankface: She is literally singing about riding dick. Not just any dick, but the dick that is standing right next to her. He’s not in the audience or backstage and she’s not being coy under the male gaze. She is singing about having sexual agency
captainbutteredmuffin:Soooo…this may or may not have originally been applejack inside an applefritter with white frosting. And it may or may not have ended up looking like a literal pile of shit with white frosting instead. And I may or may not have
Lol okay the person admitted to sharing the account with not one, not two, not three, but FOUR different persons. Look. I don’t care how you claim you trust them +100%. Hell, I trust Ren with my own life. Literally. But my main accounts? Nuh uh, I’m
frozenmusings: So guys… when you find a mass amount of fanart of which you know not where they came from… it literally takes 2 seconds to put the url of that image into google to find out the original source.weheartit is not a source.fanpop is not
princesssilverglow replied to your post “Cartoon Network Korea does not appear to be airing new episodes of…” And literally no one in korea seems to have seen it XD At least I find not a single post or something else not even a frickin’
toto223458745: ohmeursault: andreii-tarkovsky: Fresh Off the Boat - “Hi, My Name Is…” THIS HAS LITERALLY HAPPENED TO ME. DO NOT DO THIS TO ANYONE. IT IS NOT PLEASANT. DO NOT BE A SHIT BAG. JUST LEARN TO SAY IT. ^^^^
cannibal-rainbow: cannibal-rainbow: Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans women.
smokeandsong: sirken: betzine: 221cbakerstreet: thedaddycomplex: pattista: Apparently, “Not my problem” in Polish is “nie moj cyrk, nie moje malpy.” Literally “not my circus, not my monkey.” Officially working the English translation
i always type out these big long posts about my feelings or what i feel is wrong with me and i end up deleting them all because there’s literally no point, it’s not going to help, it’s not going to make me get help, it’s not going to make a doctor
katniss-everbeans: lordbape: Stop saying Caucasian to mean white lol besides the fact that it’s literally not correct to use them synonymously, it’s 2016. just say white. It’s not offensive, Caucasian is not the “more appropriate ‘pc’ way
w0rkout-life: i need you guys, especially you little young ones, to realize that EVERYTHING is temporary. literally everything. you will not be sad forever. you will not be happy forever. you will not love that boy forever. even the happy things are
carriecoded:carriecoded:in all seriousness. if u are a content creator and u want to make money. do not put your money in the hands of tumblr. like not just bc it will ruin the site but because i genuinely do not trust them to handle ur money. literally
fang107: berandomness: And why will no one let me have the last word in a conversation Because I’m a bitch Your not a bitch and it’s not just you like literally everyone I talk to will not let me have the last word ever
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: And why will no one let me have the last word in a conversation Because I’m a bitch Your not a bitch and it’s not just you like literally everyone I talk to will not let me have the last word ever
fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: fang107: berandomness: And why will no one let me have the last word in a conversation Because I’m a bitch Your not a bitch and it’s not just you like literally everyone I talk to will not let
vanconcastiel: gallifrey-feels: falsecatalyst: darkhopesandbrightnightmares: asyourshadowfalls: thecrazyfilipino: just saying wait…they’re not free? Not in America Wait, where are they free? literally everywhere else Not in Canada either
mybootysofat: “this incident is making good men uncomfortable in the feminist movement” literally I do not fucking care. I don’t fucking care. not a single fucking fuck. there is not a single fuck in my entire fucking body that I could
babyfairy: not-as-doommed: babyfairy: not-as-doommed: ziayasbird: men literally do not offer anything worthwhile to any situation ever at any point Vietnam War, World War ½, Civil War(s), construction, dentistry, chemistry, weapon development,
it’s fine to post a something from tumblr occasionally, but people who literally do not post anything that’s not a famous text post LIKE CAN YOU NOT YOURE SHARING OUR SECRETS
shiiimmer: i am literally shaking from anger i am so disgusted. i know the majority of tumblr will not care because this is about denmark, not the u.s., and it’s about muslims, not african-americans. but human rights are human rights and i need to
smithsselftitled: smithsselftitled: i literally hate makeup and will not wear it and i just wish it was seen as acceptable to not wear makeup and not be made out to be some ugly slob just bc i don’t want to gunk up my face w makeup ok this may be a
bpd-homewrecker: me: honestly, it’s not my fault that I’m not a heartless bitch and have feelings and emotions !!! me *literally 5 minutes later*: honestly, it’s not my fault that I’m a heartless bitch and don’t have feelings or emotions
cannibal-rainbow: cannibal-rainbow: Not shaving and not wearing make up are literally nonbehaviors. They’re a complete lack of action. But doing nothing is considered masculine because women are not allowed to just be. this goes double for trans
dog-teeth:having fat on your tummy is good, actually. not just normal, not just natural, its good. sick to death of flat stomachs being seen as the universal ideal when its not even achievable or healthy for most people. literally if your tummy sticks
mimikyufriend:media that was progressive in the past is not immune to criticismmedia that you as an lgbt individual found comfort in growing up is not immune to criticismit literally is not that hard to understand
fair-but-wilde-child-deactivate:For anyone who is unclear on the matter or needs to hear this: fictional characters, while awesome, are literally not real. They do not exist and therefore are not worth sending death threats and suicide bait to real people
wadamelen: stankface: She is literally singing about riding dick. Not just any dick, but the dick that is standing right next to her. He’s not in the audience or backstage and she’s not being coy under the male gaze. She is singing about having sexual
thnksfrmcr5: literally if ur someone who pretends to have “anxiety” bc u think it’s cute to sit by urself all day snuggled in ur bed watching fucking netflix then u are literally the fakest piece of shit ever because that’s not fucking “anxiety”
funeralhome420: i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im
