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dirrtyflowerchild: all-about-living-up: adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not literally adventure time knows their shit
bedesm: stevieloves: Namaste Heh ….this is me. Not literally, but I can do it. i find this damn impressive
kushandwizdom: moistmale: dirrtyflowerchild: all-about-living-up: adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not literally adventure time knows their shit Lol me
Guys. Seriously. Stop. Being. Arrogant. Dicks. Think. With. Your. Head. Not. With. Your. Penis. Didn’t your mother ever teach you how to be decent? @mumbles94
My boyfriend’s roommate Brian is such a pain in the ass… Not literally, like his last roomie was, but still.Any time me and my babe are having a quickie before I go out, like to a job interview or an exam or whatever, Brian just has to make a
adampowl: robomallet sketch @blushmallet gasp. literally me ever day tbhThank you v much! ❤❤
cartoonyworld: I’ve legit wondered this though When you become an actual part of the crew of an ongoing show, do you literally have to give up making said art for that show and sharing it publicly, especially the nsfw ever again (till the show ends)?
what the heckie how do people not draw/write more homeworld OT3 - it’s a goldmine of possibilities
so like over on twitter - LZ hosted a drawpile session so I managed to join inTHE THING???literally within seconds of me popping up SHE RECOGNIZZED ME and asked if I was the one who drew the halloween pic and said my icon was really cute and I justImIm
s-assy-girl: (x) @y8ay8a here’s the thingy lmao Literally the one situation in which he’d ever high-five Cinder. Because Taiyang’s so mature right? lol
Probably not what she meant when she asked you to suck her off.
@garr9988 submitted:((Looks like Strider’s eyes were a bit too big for his stomach… Literally. Sorry Sile, looks like ya broke the little guy! Though I have to wonder what it’d look like if you thrusted all the way in…))
there was a post that im not gonna reblog because it has Sakura bashing (I grew out of that shit a long time ago and become much gayer, Sakura can kick my ass anytime too) but there was a comment that said ‘Hinata “bout that action” Hyuuga showed
the-jeixxi: Monthly Animation Poll 004 - Liara x Wrex (SOUND WARNING) This time I tried to add sound as I wanted for Ciri x Kieran animation, I do not have a lot of free time and a lot of ongoing projects so I spared like only about 40 minutes on
heckticket: reminder that I AM A TRADITIONAL ARTIST TO HAHAH….i can DEFINITELY produce clean, precise traditional art? but that is nnnooo what I was feeling tonight. i literally found a beat up scrap of scrapbook paper and I was like “yes, hell fuckin
vent: how do artists like, not drive themselves crazy? you either can’t think of anything at all despite really reaally wanting to, or you think of a million super desirable things but can barely get through one. Like can i just finish this one freakin
“Ar Tonelico Qoga: Knell of Ar Ciel” in 5 seconds (Not Literally) Chaos reigns.
What’s with the increase in creepy fucking messages today? Guys listen, messaging some random girl on the internet and telling her you wanna fuck her in the arse and make her cum in 0.33647 seconds is…!!!!!!NOT GOING TO WORK!!!!!Don’t
Why has this day been the most Monday-est Monday to ever Monday when it’s literally Tuesday?
little-red-riding-huntress: pachira: Also Dont call yourself if a “non offending pedophile” if you look at child porn of any kind “i am not including loli in this though because therapists agree that it is a healthy release “ As a
princeloki: viridian-sun: horce-divorce: this is the best headline i’ve ever seen in my life, i was just gonna post it w/o comment bc i thought it couldnt possibly get better, but it did jaaaaaaaames is this not literally the plot of an episode
androdragynous:art tipsdon’t call what you create “content”. regardless of what it is. that’s the devil talking. call it art, call it writing, call it music, call it analysis, call it editing, literally just call it what it is
abbeyxmae: tramadolmuncha: apathyandambivalence: dirrtyflowerchild: all-about-living-up: adeventure time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not literally adventure time knows their shit I need to start watching this show
sogongforever: I must be mad because during the last 10 minutes of episode 17, I saw only So Ji Sub and Gong Hyo Jin, not Joong Won and Gong Sil.
ineedarealboyfriend: Tbh I’m not a fan of free otome games, I always end up spending too much money on them and then I regret it as I delete my email receipt(s). Like with the money you spend on these games you can buy multiple full routes in other
notquitetwilight:rainbow-femme:Literally the best part of Breaking Dawn is Renesmee getting sad that she doesn’t sparkle like the others, and Bella saying “You’re the prettiest” followed immediately by Edward saying “I have to disagree” right
yeonjune:(211015) “it’s hard not to fall for me, huh?” ✙ vlive
*pops in with a liter of alcohol in one hand and throws a peace sign * hello everyone!! I, fluffy, am a tad bit drunk.. again lol drunk part 2 lol :3
omorasheep:#justomorashithings: Reading the “how to hold pee” and “how to pee outside” wikipedia pages when there’s not enough content on tumblr
omo-god: everybody respect @fluffy-omorashi. cause she predates all of u, me included and she deserves respect for keeping her blog consistent and real for literal centuries Lmaooo Im a rare omo relic that’s been giving out content since 2008 😎✌🏻Fear
I love my friends husband to death but he is really chatty and literally right when I get up to go pee … he’s calling me…Ignored it and tried to go pee first but he then texted 3 times beggin Me to call back fast so I stopped and called
“I Ship It” — an Icona Pop parody by Not Literally Productions
1ahlee: dirrtyflowerchild: all-about-living-up: adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not literally adventure time knows their shit valuable life lesson
moistmale:dirrtyflowerchild: all-about-living-up: adeventute time helped me get over my last breakup no fuckin joke i shit u not literally adventure time knows their shit
lesbenny: lesbenny: not to di.sco.ur.se but ace/aro ppl and their struggles shouldnt be treated as a joke do me a huge favour and unfollow/block me if you disagree pls and thanks
ratsofftoya: roseskinnycoffee: ratsofftoya: British food look like this Excuse me. Okay.. alright.. British food does not look like that. That is British food: This is British food: Sunday dinner looks amazing right? This is also British food:
I am growing increasingly tired of people just dismissing half the fucking content I enjoy online just cuz the main person behind it is a cis het white dude like, I get it, but at the same time literally nothing is achieved by being a dick about vinny,
can-u-not-my-wayward-son: metalhearted: today is the oldest you’ve ever beenand the youngest you’ll ever be again let that sink in what the fuck does it want now
fun-ta-mental: lesbianlegbreaker: equalityandthecity: giants0rbiting: I LITERALLY THINK THIS EVERY TIME THE SONG COMES ON What song is he talking about? “Baby it’s Cold Outside”. It’s usually played around Christmas and is considered
Dean, who is my boss, assigned me a list of 6 things to make sure the entire department is trained on. Store Manager likes to keep tabs on how well Dean is managing and asked me over the radio what these items were. Speaking normally was not sufficiently
I have given the landlord two notices to fix my toilet since Saturday, a handwritten note and a phone callMeanwhile the only thing between my toilet and constant running water is literally 2 empty pop cans and a plastic bottle
lesbiansandgayssupporttheminers:guerrillatech:Literally this. People don’t want restrictions cos they want to fuck up your social life, or to stop you seeing your support network etc. They want restrictions so their employers can’t force them into
humming-fly: nurselofwyr: foxghost: Get yourself un-shadowbannedThat post seems to be going around a bit but not the reblog on how to fix it, so here’s another Go to postlimit, put in your blog name, TAKE A SCREENSHOT Go to tumblr support and file
everybodyska: having social anxiety is like waking up and battling a bear every morning and then having people tell you it’s not that big a deal because they had to deal with a chihuahua humping their leg once
dieceased: i’m not scared of dying from like an apocalypse on friday, but i’m scared of dying from someone acting stupid because they think it’s the apocalypse
clowncare: anonymous-supremous: clowncare: when u see ppl sexualizing a little kid character…….. Or you could just… you know… ignore it? when someone tells me to ignore pedophilia as if its not literally disgusting
doyouhearthunder: splickedylit: forsaken-spirits: Please watch this this might literally be the best music video I have ever seen in my LIFE oh my god please watch this @dundee998
Girl Scouts Issues Bold Warning to Parents to Not Force Girls to Show Affection
I hope literally every pedophile drops dead right this second
jsands84: schmergo:prokopetz:The thing that messes me up about the whole “the butler did it” trope is that we literally have no idea where it comes from.The earliest known piece of detective fiction in which the butler, in fact, did it? Published
itsborderlinebitch: tbh you get so used to your mental illness that its not even like “oh god this cant be happening” like it used to be. its just like lol “here we go again another mood drop” “oh well would u look at that i cant stop shaking”
kellysue: kitcox: princeloki: viridian-sun: horce-divorce: this is the best headline i’ve ever seen in my life, i was just gonna post it w/o comment bc i thought it couldnt possibly get better, but it did jaaaaaaaames is this not literally
this-is-not-jewish: thearrivalovsatansempire: sunnydriveinsarajevo: thearrivalovsatansempire: sunnydriveinsarajevo: ineedthatseat: thearrivalovsatansempire: ineedthatseat: anti-faschismus: thearrivalovsatansempire: This is what happens when
draculas-asshole: sherlockfanscommentingonthings: please do not have children “I’m gay”“to who?”
bisexualengineerscott: jeza-red: oak23: So Fifty Shades of Grey is being advertised on bus stops and other public areas where children can see it but lord forbid if you depict a healthy gay relationship in any form of media that children might not
scarytaleromano: alaskaisnotlost: hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis: you’d think this is an exaggeration but it’s really not Literally how that scene went avpm
