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I have literally no idea why you are not on your knees under the desk kissing my feet. Except you being ill or a lazy and bad slave hubby. And you’re not ill. But I do have literally dozens of ideas how to punish you for being a lazy and bad slave
u-serist: theroguefeminist: batched: I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour. I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not. so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic How, how,
I have literally no idea why you are not on your knees under the desk kissing my feet. Except you being ill or a lazy and bad slave hubby. And you’re not ill. But I do have literally dozens of ideas how to punish you for being a lazy and bad slave
flr-captions: I have literally no idea why you are not on your knees under the desk kissing my feet. Except you being ill or a lazy and bad slave hubby. And you’re not ill. But I do have literally dozens of ideas how to punish you for being a lazy
I’m literally trying to communicate when I’m alone but no luck :/ I’m not just sitting here waiting for people to talk to me first. I’m literally sending messages here and there, waiting for replies, and trying not to sound so
drejofvalenwood: theroguefeminist: batched: I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour. I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not. so basically you’re racist, sexist and homophobic how
mountxxns reblogged your photoset:thicchoe: I am literally crying Now I’m not…Ummm no if that’s what he meant he could have said ‘forgive me for the bit of time while I stumble from switching names…i literally could not pretend
insanecunt: I literally do not care what you look like naked. I don’t care if you have stretch marks, a chubby tummy, or hair on your belly. I don’t care if your thighs touch. I don’t care if you forgot to shave. I literally do not care about any
batched: I literally do not care about your gender, sexuality or skin colour. I literally only care about whether you’re a nice fucking human being or not.
not-1fuck-given: This is literally one of the best things I have ever seen
not-photogenic: today in drama class i had to act like i was high and i literally just quoted popular text posts and i got congratulated on my performance
not-obama: carryonmylonelyangel: amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
Not that my fucking sister said “we’re sick and tired of you bringing friends over to the house” LIKE DAMN CHILL YOURE 5. Literally. Children are growing up too fast
Literally 2 seconds after I made that post. FUCK OFF PLEASE GO AWAY YOU ARE NOT WANTED HERE !!!!!
Literally no words for how horrible this is. @dancegavin is not an artist, he is an idiot with a tattoo machine. #shittattoo #tattoo #homejob #terrible #spreadtheword
*constantly thinking of having sex with you whenever you're around while trying to keep a straight face*
A breathing enigma
literally not attracted to anyone on campus and like i hate being lonely so you know what if i find me a bad lil bitch she’s mine.
not-here-for-it: candie-leonhart: wocinsolidarity: metaphoric-jizm: catchstds: betterthankanyebitch: The History of Twerking this gave me chills *snaps* !!!!! I literally did get chills
literal-ghost: I love how Gohan not only got his girlfriend/wife to follow him with his nerdy hero antics, but he gave her his helmet and cape.
not-enough-fandom: sockmonkeyrenegade: I think one of my favourite things ever is the fact that before she watched Supernatural, my girlfriend literally thought that the plot was that two angels had fallen from heaven as children, and were found by
not-safe-for-earth: loki-cat: coulson isnt having any of your shit today This is literally the moment he got a fandom
itsjsilveira:somethingmissingthiswaycomes:missalsfromiram:This cartoon is supposed to be anti-Bernie but it’s actually extremely good The government is supposed to be doing shit for us. Demand it.
Not really diggin how I’ve been being treated lately by literally fucking everyone except maybe kora bc shes a kind soul.
antoinetripletts: man i wish ‘no’ was a more socially acceptable answer like ‘wanna come with us’ ‘no’ no hard feelings end of story instead you either feel guilty for saying no or you have to give a detailed explanation/excuse why
Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars
Literally the worst calavera makeup I have ever seen. So fucking basic Fucking white girls and three of them are my “friends” I am so hurt and disappointed, but they’ve always been problematic so I guess I’m not surprised
not-another-p0rn-blog: i liked your selfie because i want to fuck the life out of you This, 100% this! Literally true ;)
Literally the week I found Kandi. She’s was so sickly thin and her fur was not as full and healthy as it is now.
Literally why is every guy that acts interested in me, & I become interested in a piece of trash. Like can I be interested in a guy that’s not in love with his fucking ex & just using me to pass the time until she comes back?????
not-blinking: bowtiesandscarvesandmagic: sagansense: itscolossal: The Cloud: An Interactive Thunderstorm in Your House It will be mine. Oh yes. It will be mine. And my literal “brainstorming room“ will be complete. all hail the glow cloud
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happy easter friends!! I spent my morning throwing up right before searching for eggs, apparently im sick so bye bye all my chocolate I just received
Literally every single white male who has or is learning an East Asian language has an Asian fetishDo not bullshit me that this isn’t true
literally 99% of the ppl complaining on my lola post have been men lmao not surprised
lillyleaf101snitch:bramblepatch:justjasper:there had to be slytherin students who didn’t go with the rest of the house and fought in the battle for hogwartskids who took off their ties so nobody could clock them, who blended in with the forceskids who
not-so-appro-pro: wanted to draw something and realized i literally rather choke than draw all of molly’s tattoo for a porn doodle. love them tho
not-awh0re: Literally destroy me
I FUCKING LOVE FRENCH TOAST
not-everythings-perfect: recoveryisbeautiful: literally dan Sad/Band/Personal/B&W blog, Following all back!!
Literally don’t even bother buying your baby toys Wanna know my daughters favorite toys? -an empty water bottle -the safety tag on her playmat -her burpcloth -my face Wanna know what’s NOT her favorite toy? -her 30$ Sophie La Giraffe teething
>when you’ve apparently turned in to a 99% naruto blog without even realizing . __. whydooverathousandofyoufollowme
Literally giving me shit for not being in a sorority is so last year… Like shut the fuck up
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literally buying drugs so i can go to the bathroom and do lines during the countdown to cope with the awkwardness of not having anyone to kiss
thoughtfire: This guy gets me.
thesaltofcarthage:mrswhozeewhatsis: kingspadedying: eruvadhril: sunny-day-sky: nerdgasrnz: jedijenkins: airagorncharda: petralemaitre: derryderrydown: bomberqueen17: bedbugsbiting: My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really,
Literally, it’s in your best interest to just not creep because you’ll just piss yourself off…. YUP. TAKE IT FROM ME
Literally every online model for Forever 21’s lingerie is white. I scrolled through hundreds of bras, panties, and other undergarments and didn’t see a single model who was not white and thin. Good representation, Forever 21. Outstanding job.
I fucking love salad. I love plant food. give me all the vegetables. give me all the fruits.
showme-everything: naked-yogi: a woman’s moan is the origin of the universe I’m pretty keen on a mans moan though 🤗 men have been programmed to be “masculine” all the time. As in, show no emotion, always be alpha etc. those kind of stereo
