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if i was a gym leader, anonymously give me my gym’s typing and my ace pokemon
broomchickabroom: animentality: zany-the-nerd: Child: What’s a VHS? Me: i have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life OH MY GOD
less than 20 minutes after unboxing my new bad dragon toy and i already had my first orgasm with it >w>
my kink is oikawa begging iwaizumi to fuck him and iwaizumi grunting and telling him to do it himself followed by oikawa giving iwa-chan the ride of his life
(315): My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
My husband's on CQ and texted me," I have a question"
My book is on its way to Wisconsin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I paid extra so that it will arrive tomorrow by noon. By the end of the week, I could have an autograph from my favorite author in the world and I’m terribly excited :D :D :D
And the worst feeling was hiding my relapse from my best friend. I knew that if he found out then I Would ruin whatever good the day held for him…
It’s kind of bullshit at how unreliable my brother is. Like i understand that you don’t want to stay and take care of my grandmother but seeing as how you don’t have a place to stay or friends to stay with that aren’t meth users,
Of course the first thing i wake up to is a call saying my brother is in jail. its not like my life hates me or anything -____-
and once again the stress hits. it doesn’t help that my own older brother is a thief and is stealing money from both me and my grandmother when we’re away or out of the room. It also doesn’t help that he blames it on me and there’s
Yesss my guitar ia ready to be picked up, im gonna play till my fingers bleed lol
I don't even care if my band doesn't become popular
If anyone is wondering/cares why I’m like non existent for days and then come back it’s because I’m literally too lazy to change the channel on my tv to the computer and reblog stuff so I go on my phone and just like posts and do it
I finally got my boyfriend’s present in the mail today D: now i have to get my nephew and neice something xD
hellapetercapaldi: theaceoffours: shrill-ex: most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge BE… OUR… GUEST it looks like that fridge is about to deliver a monologue
ikiracake: machina-rex: *sees my own icon on my dash* hey that nerd has the same icon as me i need to fight them All I could think of:
kingcheddarxvii:super-massive-asshole:kingcheddarxvii: judgmental farmer: why the heck did ya name yer dang horse Mayo, son?my horse Mayo: *neighs* What the fuck? well pardner, I named my horse Mayo because horses are inclined to neigh, and “Mayo
Hey my loyal followers, I have created a page that shows everything I tagged with “my girl”. Which is all of the nude photos/gif’s I have posted of my girl, enjoy.
last text messages from the victims of the daegu subway fire on february 18, 2003. “I’m sorry. I can’t bring your shoes and bag. I was going to make you a pork cutlet.. sorry.. my daughter. I love you.” “You really make me hate youㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
pearlaesthetic: You don’t even know me. My favorite smells, Authors, Books, Movies, Sounds, Pastimes. You know nothing but my existence And that’s not much.
cjhcm: you had the kind of smileI’d sell my soulfor.
notabadday: googlearths: if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
oomshi: touch my butt not my food
I think this is the best text I’ll ever get in my whole life 😂😂😂😂
my father never made me feel like a princess but my daddy sure does 😇
My eyes are getting heavy and my hands are getting needy
Changed my URL!!
Heya! Just a reminder that I probably won’t do every request that comes my way, just whatever strikes my fancy! Don’t be discouraged if I don’t get to yours, it’s never anything personal. Sometimes it’s the workload and other times I just can’t
oh my god there are so many dogs, thank you so much for sharing your babies with meI just scrolled through like 10 dog photos and there was……..a lot of screaming on my part. I’m really sorry if I don’t get to them all ;-;
I FORGOT I PROMISED MY BROTHER I’D PLUG HIS GAME TO MY 20 MILLION FOLLOWERS https://forums.rpgmakerweb.com/index.php?threads/geiken.46065/ here check it out if you like open world RPGs and multilayered stories with twists! i played it all and i sucked
Today I ran into one of my best friends from seventh grade at my job’s orientation. I can’t wait to hang out with all the girls 💕
I think I cut out to many people from my life…my phone is dry asf :/
Why my friends all touching my nipples
I tried talking dirty to my new thang like I did with my old flame and it just went so south!!!
fuck sex in the shower, I miss getting my hair washed & rinsed by a so on my low days.
I haven’t had a panic attack in about 2 months, my panic disorder has subsided on its for now and I’m so so proud of myself :’) you guys have no idea how amazing that feels, to just live my life I’m not smoking daily I’m not drinking anymore
I hit up my ex with intentions of burying the hatchet because I don’t want any animosity between us but I got finessed and ignored lol I realized it didn’t bother me. It always use to upset me after a break up my ex’s use to say the foulest rumors
My ex just liked my best friends selfie from months ago & we’re laughing so hard right now So pathetic
Never been more mentally stable in my life Never been a better mother Never been so at peace being at home watching Netflix cuddling my dog
my own blood betrayed me tonight, first time in handcuffs & I got admitted & discharged from a psych ward the same night just in time for my 6am shift
My follower today told me “keep that pussy clean & that mind dirty” when I asked if I should pierce my clit LOL
I literally stay in on the weekends watching Netflix on my phone, I think my depression is creeping up
I need a man that'll appreciate my selfies as much as my ass pics
I have to work five times harder for what I have & want compared to people my age & that’s not throwing shade in any way, that’s just why I love myself and I never feel ashamed of my past
peachemojimami: This 17yo at my job is so funny, he’s telling me that his mom is buying him a Ferrari when he’s older & said he’ll pick me up sometime 😭😭 “If my cousin was here he’d take you out on a date easy”“You
I haven’t smoked in 2 weeks cause I’ve been flushing my body & I love water n all but I need some damn tea or something in my life rn
I hate when I ask guys their intentions & they take their sweet ass time in opening my message, my nerves can’t handle it!
peachemojimami:I hate when I ask guys their intentions & they take their sweet ass time in opening my message, my nerves can’t handle it! Chill guys, he replied perfectly
My uncle cracked my back & I feel like a new person
I went to a Planned Parenthood & there was literally a crowd of people outside with signs about abortions & yelling at me…my face was literally just like 😳😳😳 till I was wishing a sucka would cause I got my pepper spray ready
All my friend on Snapchat always talking about how they’re pre workout always makes em hype, can I just take that everyday to clean my house
So last night I invited over a guy I met at the bar last year that my cousins and I called “hat guy” lol I asked for his snapchat but we never really talked till a few days ago and it’s been nothing but good conversation & I told him about my
my prima is going through a “break” with her gf & I really hope she finds what she’s looking for & does what’s best for her for a while, she deserves everything & more
my uncles thought it was weird that I like talking to 34+ year old but they were talking about dating girls my age oooooookkaaaaaaaaayyy
Portland guy is gonna fuck around get me to deactivate my tumblr, talking bout coming to my state more frequently
My GameCube isn’t showing up in color on my LG HDTV, someone savvy help
finally cut my hair a few inches yet it feels like my entire length is gone
so like I cut off all my dudes for this other dude & now my phone dry asf so y'all bout to get annoyed of me
My cousin is my best friend 💕
