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Never giving out my kik again. lol bye
Tumblr keeps taking down my video and its pissing me off :(
I opened my submissions! For anyone that wants to send me pictures of themselves spit playing
*opens submissions* *dick pics pour in* LOL I guess people don’t know how to read guidelines? Like what makes you think my followers and I want to see your unimpressive dick? I dont get the whole logic behind it. Like do guys really think that
I might have over exaggerated earlier about deleting my blog. Haha I ain’t going anywherreeeee who am I foolin lmao
Sometimes it blows my mind that thousands of people follow me because they like drool as much as I do. Honestly you guys are great. I know I haven’t really been on here much but priorities come first. Adulting kind of sucks sometimes. Lol
Going to be off Tumblr for awhile.. If you guys still want to keep submitting your dogs/pets. I’d greatly appreciate them and they would also put grin on my face when I return back. Until then, c ya guys later. xoxo
Not just any though. I totally have the hottsss for a few of my long haired dude mutuals and a few girls on here too.
Side note: Who the fuck decides to use a leaf blower in their yard at 1:50 in the morning. Wtf neighbor?!?! You nut job. Blehh. I can’t sleep but not because of my nut job neighbor, but bc I’m not sleepy at aaall and I’m horny as hell. Lol I’m
Just want to be kissed everywhere, touched sensually and have my tits sucked on without having to ask :/ lol
You guys don’t know how much I smile when I get submissions of animals. It seriously makes my day.
Who wants to see my bruised cunt?
Feeling and being loved would be nice. I honestly forgot when was the last time someone told me they loved me. Like not even my family haha it’s fucking depressing
Masturbating and wearing a plug is my new favorite thing.
LOL my Vimeo got deleted!! So I guess it’s back to gifs. How lammmeeeeeee.
If you add me on my snap and I don’t know you, I’m not adding you back. Simple. Lol
Driving home with dried cum on my face and hair, wby?
I have never felt so unattractive in my life. Lol It feels.. a little crappy to have your sexual advances turned down by your boyfriend. He might not have said anything, but he didnt have to. Body language is always revealing. I know it’s not me,
DP masturbation is my new fav thing :-)
I saw Kataklysm in Hollywood on Thursday and my body still hasnt recovered
Oh wow, my first hate ask!
blueeyeboyforever: asiancub86: [On how she got her role on ‘Hugo’] “Basically, I got a call from my agency and they were like “Look, Martin Scorsese is making a movie,” […] they said “We’re only casting local brits because we want the
starklinqs: Buzzfeed Unsolved + Text Post Memes (Pt 7/?) - Shane Madej
thas-mine: i love my disaster lesbian
He takes my breath away.And that’s all i ever wanted out of life.
“I wanna be YouTube famous!” *makes a video of anime scenes set to My Chemical Romance’s ‘Helena’*
hagane-kokoro: resolutions for 2014 be hella gay take no one’s shit crush mens hearts with my highheels
salma: “i haven’t eaten anything since last year” “i remember 2013 like it was yesterday” “i think i’m pregnant! haven’t gotten my period since last year”
Put "Notice me damn it" In my ask if I am your senpai
: GIVE ME A TITLE IN MY ASKBOX QUEEN/KING OF _____??? PRINCESS/PRINCE OF _____??? EMPRESS/EMPEROR OF _____???
True/False game. Make an assumption about me in my ask and I’ll tell you if its true or false. Go.
japan-o-phile: perks of having a boyfriend u can steal their clothes they have 2 give u their fries they look cute when they sleep if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah free food hand on my butt
apricockjam: MY FRIEND WAS ADDING RANDOM PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK AND HE ADDED THIS ONE GIRL AND THEY STARTED CHATTING AND THEY FOUND OUT THEY WERE NEIGHBOURS HE MET HIS NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR THROUGH FACEBOOK IM CRYING
melonami: my friend asked me to draw her wally so of course i stuck good ol’ dick in there ヽ( ´¬`)ノ
genderbells: i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went “oh. your heart sped up and i… ok”
corenevipera: fovelshucker: TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU
kanyewesticle: kanye-westicle: mom : how do you know them ? me : they use to go to my school. your url is like the walmart version of mine
If you kiss my neck, I'm not responsible for what happens next.
sheepinthewolves: So I’m out of beer and I told my dad that. He said that’s good you drink too much anyway. :( I want to drink more.
asphyxion: when my dog had surgery he cried a lot the first night, but he’d stop when i laid down beside him. so i crawled into his cage with him so he’d stop crying and pet him until he fell asleep. i fell asleep with him and when i woke up, that
florelgreen: you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time
coolbloqqer: last year this kid had some water damage on this math textbook and when he turned it in at the end of the year the teacher asked him how it had gotten it wet and he looked her straight in the eye and said “from my tears”
keatonpickles: honchcrow: Reasons why im a bad friend: • i get too attached • i will complain about all my problems to you • i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me • i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that
alexsmalldickgaskarth: somthinglikethatandstuff: before I join your punk rock band my mom wants to talk to your mom aka All Time Low
foxnewsofficial: one time in class a girl asked me which hand i masturbated with and i pointed to my best friend’s hand and now that i think about it that might be why people think we’re gay
bagmilk: komaegay: bagmilk: my package still hasn’t came i give up did you try switching hands
cuntherine: i am genuinely paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really annoying and ugly and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
that-blue-is-getting-me-high: WHEN MY FRIENDS DONT LIKE THE THINGS I LIKE BUT SHOW INTEREST BECAUSE THEY KNOW I LIKE TO TALK ABOUT IT
mynameisnipple: Boys are scary. They go from “aw, you’re adorable” to “send me butt pics & sit on my face” in 2 seconds and I can’t handle that transition
unclefather: jesuschristvevo: would you like some cream cheese on your beagle keep your cream cheese away from my dog
tangledbeast: A lycanthrope transforms in front if his friend for the first time. “Oh my god."says his friend,"You just turned into a wolf.” “Yes,"he replies "I am a were”
I'm way too horny for my own good today.
I don't care if my little tirades lose me followers.
Washed all my tighty whitey cum rags.
Dropped my Follow list to 100.
I have this sudden insatiable urge to lick some hairy sweaty pits while getting literally pounded from behind. I’m too horny for my own good.
Shove my face in your sweaty crotch and force me to breathe in your musk.
Had a dream last night that I was flexible enough to lick my own asshole.
I want nothing more than to bend you over the workout bench, peel your sweaty briefs off your ass, and bury my face between your musky, ripe, hairy cheeks. I want to taste your hole at its muskiest.
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