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shiroyoh: Text Post Meme Donquixote Rosinante
Most of my friends are hyped for the Superbowl
enigmatic-being: ““Die mad about it” is my favorite shade ever. Now stop making women justify wanting birth control coverage because of all the other health care benefits the Pill has.”
Today is my boyfriends birthday..
Hey Tumblr, I’m planning on starting to accept commissions soon. Before I write up a commission sheet, I figured it would be a good idea to gauge what you all think my work is worth. So, what would you pay for a drawing from me?
Hey guys! Just giving y'all the heads up that I am in the process of moving. So if updates are REALLY wonky, that’s why. I’m still able to answer mobile asks but a lot of my time is gonna be spent moving a bunch of boxes and furniture. Oh
Just what the title says! After talking it over with some pals I’ve decided I want to save a bit of my sanity and close anon asks for awhile. Not sure how long! Maybe until this particular section is over with. Sadly I know that’s part of
undertaild: So hey! uh. A few people have been asking me about donating before and if they can help chip in for the creation of Role Play and Undertail/tale things in general. And my response to that was that I would eventually make a patreon since I
lizardweh: Hi. I revamped my Undertaild patreon to be more of a general one for all my blogs. If you like my work or wanna buy me a coffee or a burger each month that’s a rad way to do it. https://www.patreon.com/Lizardsmooches Though if you dont
So. I get a LOT of requests here. Like, a lot. Now, I’m pretty busy and while rarely any of these requests strike my fancy and I’d do on my own. I AM willing to do them on commission.So that said.Would people be interested if I opened for commissions
I’m sorry that the drawpile ended so suddenly, my friend’s comp put itself to sleep thus ending it :”Dbut hoooo boiii, it was stressful for me af lol, but now at least I can join piles again [turns out I had to update my drawpile lol]but, here’s
My mom said that if this post get 20,000,000,000,000,003 likes she will buy my gay dog a fluffy chicken and respect its identity as a rooster
I can’t help it. The bulge in a pair of well worn Fruit of the Loom or Hanes briefs turns me on more than even jockstraps. Plus, the cotton holds scentsso well. I’d love to have a pair of well used FTL or Hanes briefs on my face right now.
Someone piss on me. I have this urge to get drenched in hot piss. Then to submit my mouth and throat to his cock. Swallowing it down until I’m gagging. If I’m lucky I’d get fed a fresh load. But only if I’m lucky. Fuck
I’m gonna need you to bend me over and fuck me until my hole is sloppy, well bred, and leaking your load. Thanks.
Jesus fuck my pits smell amazing. One whiff and I’m instantly hard.
Offer up my ass to 10 men in one evening. And swallow each of their loads. Stuffed in more ways than one.
I want to feel your cock harden in my mouth. I want to feel your load shoot down the back of my throat. I want to feel your cock go soft in my mouth. I want to be your cocksucker. Make me your cocksucker, please?
I’ve been known, when I’m really horny, to swipe my finger across my piss slit after taking a leak, and sucking the drops of piss from my fingers. I get hard instantly.
If you’ve been a loyal follower of Fuckyeahjockstraps for a while, you know I occasionally have to take a break. Life gets to be too much, and I get too invested in my online life, and I need time to reevaluate. So that’s what I’m
Sleeping with my plug in, massaging my prostate while I dream. Mmmm.
I made a Discord chat for those of you that check out my blog that wanna chat! Join here: https://discord.gg/g724eyR
It just occurred to me that people have been sending me messages on Tumblr (like anon messages or just regular PMs that get delivered and sit in my inbox) and that’s super sweet and great! But for some reason I get no notifications on this, so the best
peachemojimami:Call me doormat After this the guy followed me on IG & is reacting to a bunch of my FB posts with sad emojis
Today when I was at work, I was eating a cookie at the register because I had no customers and I saw this really handsome guy pass by, he must have been 5'8 but he had green eyes and long hair. A couple a seconds later (mind you my mouth is full because
Trying to upload a video and tumblr keeps saying its violating terms :-( wahh. I mean it’s not even THAT explicit. Its just a video of me drooling on my dildo. Lol Going to try and upload it again later because it’s fucking great and I want
Anyways though, I might change my username!!
No more nipple piercings, got the other one slapped off last night and I was too tired to put it back in so it closed. Lol currently at the hair salon getting my hair done, I think it was a bad idea to wear shorts bc you can see bite bruises along my
Drinking my morning shake, wand on my clit and doing my makeup. Tell me that isn’t multitasking as fuck
Just want my titties massaged :/ lol
I came so hard to the thought of getting fucked by my coworker.
Where I’ve been I honestly thought my blog had got deleted, bc most of my content had got flagged down
1612th:in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when
Its that time of year where I post a bunch of sketch dumps! I haven’t done this in a while and because of that I’ve actually got a few images that were just too old to post (I was so busy last year because of Uni) BUT that just means I can post
I prefer playing games on my TV, which is significantly bigger than my monitor plus I’m so neurotic when I play on PC that it either needs to be windowed (which is annoying to me) or I need to tab out constantly to make sure nothings going on on
so I was trying to make some gifs ‘cuz felt like it. But my photoshop kept crushing before I could save the thing I made and now I am at the adge of a break down and have rage quite everything. Ok photoshop/universe whatever, I quit r u happy
We we’re drunk the night priorI woke up with you in my armsI didn’t want to leave that bedI felt at homeMy arms around youYour hands in mindHeads nestled next to one anotherAn eskimo kiss to seal it inGiving it my allNever felt so good
thats-slightly-raven: i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that
radicalteen: I wonder if anyone ever wants to be my friend really bad or thinks i’m really cute and wonderful and always checks up on me on my social media networks and get’s excited when I post and get’s excited when something good happens in
spurca: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
lalalere: sinsoo: There is no friendship stronger than those forged in the weeaboo years. #you saw me at my worst so you deserve me at my best
jungwildeandfree: thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?” hats off for the ultimate dad joke
blade-of-ice: lovemesomesouleater: So my teacher asked how many of the people in the class were left handed and half of my table group raised their hands and I said “I feel a little LEFT out.“ HAHAHAHAHAHA Omfg!
aanguish: i really want my favorite blog to follow me but unfortunately i cant follow my own blog
chocolateinthelibrary: So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and there is literally a Harry Potter-themed reading nook in the cupboard under the stairs
nicklugo: white people truly say the weirdest shit trying to be romantic on here “i want to taste the name of your hair on my lips in my cigarette while drinking your backwash” *50 thousand notes*
phoneticmeow: phoneticmeow: I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND
notabadday: googlearths: if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
I love taking a hard cock that I’ve been working over for a while and rubbing my face all over it. I love the feeling of slick cock running over my skin. I love the lingering scent of cock as the spit dries on my face. I love driving home from the
This plug in my ass feels amazing. My tighty whities are getting soaked with precum. Goddamn I need a cock to play with that’s not my own.
I have a pair of white CK briefs that aren’t white anymore. They’ve been used to wipe my cum up so many times, they’re yellowed and stiff. And my god do they smell good.
Take your briefs off after wearing them all day and shove them in my face. Pouch over my nose, you force me to inhale your sweat and piss and precum stains. Rub my nose in your musk and mark me as yours.
I need a dominant top to grab the back of my head and force my face into his sweaty, cum stained jock pouch.
Wearing tighty whities still damp from my last jerk off, being able to smell the dried and fresh cum currently cupping my balls…. Fuck I’m hard again.
So there was this big dramatic car crash right outside my house this eve (no one was hurt thankfully) and now there’s two guys and a girl having some drunken love triangle she’s-mine-not-yours-I-banged-her-first battle literally outside my
yesterday my bestfriend and i were walking across the street and a bird shit on my head and we literally both started bawling and ran to the nearest bathroom and she cleaned it out of my hair for me while in tears both from laughter and sadness and if
forget me my love for I will always fail you
hell YEAH finally got mahjong soul working okay on my PC, unironically loving getting promoted and instantly going from mopping the floor with people to being completely, mercilessly destroyed by silent players with sexy anime lady avatars (because it
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