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rnackenzie: you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes??? where were you
coxal: mutual: has rarely if ever spoken to me but consistently likes my text posts me: i would die for you
Guys I was trying to make a tweet and it wouldn’t send so i ended up trying to go into drafts and send it again and I saw this tweet I made yesterday and I just started laughing and couldn’t stop. What the fuck are my hormones doing. Like.
popeyasir: yEa she suckin ur dick but when she go home she rebloggin my text posts so we know who the clear winner is
okay. i know it’s almost 2 am and i’m a little drunk but i just changed my theme and it’s probably the best one ever. nevergunnachange.
foreveralone-lyguy: I like to slip subliminal messages go out with me into all of my text posts
don't reblog my text posts
an-alaskan-bullworm: all my text posts are one hit wonders
beerito: if youre going to ignore my text post im going to ignore ur screams of help as i kill you
clacl: “mommy how did you meet daddy” well you see he commented on my text post and it was smooth as fuck
fuckingniall: Honestly I bet Ed Sheeran could write a song about a piece of stale bread and it would make me cry. i’m laffin because someone got rid of the credit AND corrected the capitalization and punctuation in my text post
survivingconservatives: thank you for reblogging my text post!! *sacrifices fattest goat in your honor*
it just occurred to me that i never felt good enough. even when i was younger. i would complain that i never won anything and i couldn’t play any sports and even in my honors classes i was at the bottom
shouldnt: honestly i want a book of my text posts made
microfibrils: rockylikeapuma: microfibrils: on ur period like Don’t ovary-react get off my text post
a-greek-goddess: rlynumb: how to get girls to like you: compliment their eyebrows eat them out nope still my text post
evilscientist: thank you to all the followers who give me that 1 note on my text posts
garchomp-ings:Me with the follower who likes all my text posts
lordoftheinternet: i keep forgetting that some of you have accents so you probably read my text posts in whatever accent you have and that’s weird
sassy-tractor: ellensucks: sassy-tractor: Meanwhile on a parallel universe I laughed way too hard at this *grumpy old man’s voive* GET AWAY FROM MY TEXT POST
frails: what the fuck this person copied my text post
First day at my new job tomorrow 😬
If I were a stripper, what would my name be?
I love how swollen my lips are after a blowjob :3
I did it I did it I did it, I completely read all of Homestuck up til tonight’s update, took me a week. Now I can draw fanart to my heart’s content hee hee
sniffing: remember that time lohanthony reblogged my text post and then stole it a week later
evilscientist:thank you to all the followers who give me that 1 note on my text posts
omg. my boyfriend has the cutest butthole in all the land.
hellobelle: yep i need this again, my text post is so relevant rn
after my text post i lost 2 followers lol
i still get excited when i get a new follow, when i get a message, when my text posts and selfies get notes. like you guys do not understand ily all sm ok. xxx
googlehomo: ya I guess u could say im pretty famous I mean one of my text posts got 10 notes once haha no pictures please
ronaldkn0x: dlubes: ronaldkn0x: i want all my text posts to look pretty then put them in between your selfies <3 this the nicest thing anyones ever said to me i hope u find ฤ on the ground
rnackenzie: you call me your friend??? where were you when my text post got 0 notes???where were you
one of my favorite Disney movies is Tarzan bc one it’s just a great movie, and two he’s sexy as fuck.
ya sure, just scroll on by, don’t even reAD MY TEXT POST.
i just want a boy who will grab my butt with no hesitation and buy me food when i ask him to
Highkey wish my inbox was filled with interesting messages and questions rather than that "r u a virgin" bullshit
everything on my timeline is pillowtalk, zayn is breaking the Internet and shit
me when one of my text posts gets over 4 notes
if you’ve liked any of my text posts there’s 99.9999% that i’ve planned out our future together we have 2 pet dogs and a nintendo 64
maliciousmelons: you say you like me? name 5 of my text posts
queenschnee: dangxiao-long: little-red-riding-rose: dangxiao-long: little-red-riding-rose: dangxiao-long: queenschnee: theivorytowercrumbles: Weiss, you useless lesbian How dare you! I’m plenty useful to my team when they’re pining for kisses,
niiikooooo: I’ve seen the text posts and I have concluded that this is something I needed to draw
delvg: delvg: whA T T THE F UC K HAPPENED THAT TEXT POST OMG? it was jeni I fucking knew it
