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“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with my Bee Gees ringtone.”
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a cell with you.”
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”
“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you fix it for me?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m sooooo changeable.”
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Can we go to your place? There’s a consulting criminal storyteller hiding at mine.”
“Shake hands with you in Hell? I’d much rather shake something else of yours.”
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping into my bed?”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“If you broke into my flat for a tea party, I would let you sit in my chair.”
“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me in a straight jacket.”
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need a dog, I’ll put on a collar for you.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.
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“Appearing in my mind palace while I’m unconscious? I believe that makes you the man of my dreams.”
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths, and make out.”
“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.”
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?”
“Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and break into the crown jewels with you.”
“I calculate that there are thirteen possibilities once I invite you into my bedroom.”
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to see you in handcuffs anyway.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns, hun.”
“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.”
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by Courtney (no username).
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”
Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested by my dad, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
“Your beauty is indescribable… No, seriously. I got killed because I started to describe you.â€
“Let’s meet at the pool where Carl Powers died… and then go skinnydipping.â€
“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot a gun.â€
“You can’t be allowed to continue being single. You just can’t.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock over your petri dish and slip my number under it.â€Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock character has faked their death.â€
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.â€
“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s eyebrows.â€
“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“I don’t care if you’re wearing ‘gay’ underwear… I’m about to rip it off of you anyway.â€
“Wanna come to my Mori-party?â€
“I may be king in this world of locked rooms, but I still haven’t unlocked your heart.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“The man with the key is king. How’d you like to be my queen?â€
“My suit may be Westwood, but I can give you wood in any direction you like.â€
“No, that’s not a British Army Browning L9A1 in my pocket.â€
“Baby got Reichen-back.â€
“You don’t need to force me to jump off of Bart’s in order to make my heart soar.â€
“You make me feel more alive than Moriarty’s ringtone.â€
“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.â€
“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.â€
“Moriarty may be a spider, but I hear you’re the one who has me all over your web history.â€
“I bet I could deduce your sexual orientation even if you weren’t wearing underwear.â€
“I bet I can make you wetter than the place where Carl Powers died.â€
“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like on the tip of my tongue.â€
