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moriarty: me blogging
moriarty: when someone on your dash is nightblogging and its still daytime where you live
moriarty:thisiselliz:when she’s throwin it back a lil too hard yall are going to hell
moriarty-walks-free:brigwife:things you can do in the uk at 16 years of ageget married (with parental permission) start a family join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit move out things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age buy a pair
moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur: themoonclockwork: maryxjanexholland: k-inkyyyy: what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit they are like this, it’s an actual footage
moriarty: capnpea: Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
moriarty-11-deactivated20221211:Bruaaah i lovvee themmm <33
moriarty: psychedelis: I want a regular family sitcom with cheap jokes and laughing tracks, which gradually get more and more disturbing until it turns to a psychological horror film with the laughing tracks still going
moriarty: WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY IF SOMEONE TOLD ME I WOULD FIND THIS FUNNY FIVE YEARS AGO I WOULD HAVE BEEN OFFENDED ITS LITERALLY A CRAPPY DRAWING OF A SPIDER SAYING HOT CHOCLETY MILK THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO LOGICAL REASON FOR ME TO FIND THIS HUMOROUS
moriarty: saunterdown: baruchsbalthamos: littleblueartist: never not reblog Scarlett calling idiots out on their bullshit and the shitty part is that once scarlett called them out on their fucking bullshit, she automatically became coined a bitch.
moriarty: people asking me about my URL: a trilogy
moriarty-winchester: We didn’t put Bones into the movie enough so we put him twice in the poster.
moriarty: trash—prince: im rewatching series 1 of sherlock and it was such a simpler time there were no babies and mads mikkelsens brother wasnt licking people or pissing anywhere. the elderly were just being blown up. i kinda miss the good old days
moriartys: weavemunchers: imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves
moriarty: Clark Kent: I’m not Superman.Peter Parker: I’m not Spider Man.Bruce Wayne: I’m not Batman.Tony Stark:
moriarty-walks-free: still not ginger
moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:themoonclockwork: maryxjanexholland: k-inkyyyy: what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit they are like this, it’s an actual footage
moriarty: women’s arguments for being against feminism are so IRONIC theyre like i dont need feminism because i can vote, i feel safe, i get equal pay, i feel like an equal member of society glad youre fuckin comfortable, the only reason you’re in
moriarty: if you think shrek 3 sucks think again
moriarty-mastermind: h0llo: School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
moriarty: its-an-ear-hat-john: kili-is-adwarfable: Anonymous asked for them to do more actors. oh yeah, and the nine year old has just announced that she’s going to have more than one husband and if we don’t support her than we don’t truly
moriarty: pottermaniac394: cumberbitchsandwich: I’m taking that as ‘both’ did he just tongue that microphone
moriarty-walks-free: brigwife: things you can do in the uk at 16 years of age get married (with parental permission) start a family join the army where they use guns and bombs and shit move out things you can’t do in the uk at 16 years of age buy
moriarty-assbutt: mishasminions: DEAN, COULD YOU BE MORE IN LOVE Why are we not talking about how short his arms look…?
moriarty: gay the word youre looking for was gay
moriarty-isback: dicapriosleonardo: Jared showing a picture of Thomas STOP BEING SO PRECIOUS YOU DORK
moriarty: are u fucking kidding me what the fuck is wrong with interviewers these days
moriartys: skarodegradation: kanyemotherfuckingwest: shavingryansprivates: remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney” i
moriartys: I wanted to make a post about Leelah Alcorn but I lack the requisite words to describe how I feel. But this is exactly what it should be like. Leelah’s death is a heartbreaking tragedy and it should leave everyone speechless. That being
moriarty:the (눈_눈) face is the best facebecause it looks annoyed눈 literally means eye in korean
moriarty: travis: daddy, what kind of music do you play when you’re getting busy?justin: [yelling] MY HEADPHONES ARE OFF! dad mcelroy: well, travis– justin: i’m out of the goddamn room! dad mcelroy: it depends on what you’re, uh– justin: OUT! dad
moriarty: ianwanda: I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working touch my wifi you asshole and i wont be the one whos getting murdered
moriarty:life on tumblr has always been just living in the moment for me, but sometimes i stop and realize that some of us have been part of each other’s lives for many years. seeing each other grow and change and being there for the ups and downs is
moriarty: what the hell these people are not children they are grownass adults what is this
moriarty: IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN
moriarty: homestuckaddict: shada-was-in-the-area-and: skeletongod: eeriie: A GIF showing what it’s like to wake up with sleep paralysis. You’re forgetting the terrifying hallucinations As someone who’s had sleep paralysis multiple times,
MORIARTY IS BACK
moriarty: porn preference: normal
moriarty: nintenclo: cumbermon: nintenclo: have you ever been so attracted to someone that it upset you deep within your soul this post was not about benevolent cabbagepatch
moriarty: what if your webcam was on right now and was broadcasting in Times Square
moriarty-isback: sherlockedfandom: edacsac-asudem: lameshawty: “don’t blink they’re watching” i would be interested in hearing the story behind that?? Nope NO WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS FROZEN BUT THEN I BLINKED AND IT MOVED
moriartys: I wanted to make a post about Leelah Alcorn but I lack the requisite words to describe how I feel. But this is exactly what it should feel like. Leelah’s death is a heartbreaking tragedy and it should leave everyone speechless. That being