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“I made you some shoes.”
“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good way.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.” Submitted by turtleplz.
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making into shoes.” Submitted by britishentertainmentobsession.
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how big?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number under a dish.”
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough of you.”
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing else.”
“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in bed?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’m what people DO!”
“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a special something.”
“I have an app that can steal anything… including your heart.”
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”
“I would go ‘hey’ for you.” Submitted by atsometimemasters.
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re gonna have one Hell of a night.” Submitted by thereisnoshameinbeingcrazy.
“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think I’m falling for you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll still tell you bedtime stories.”
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you– and believe me, I will have you.”
“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of TVs just because you missed me.”
“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your ‘guns.’”
“Don’t be jealous of your station master brother… I choo-choose you.”
andrewxscotts: Is anybody as dangerous as Moriarty? Moriarty is love Moriarty is life
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chanson-egocentrique: deandeservestobeloved: tardis-impala-2-2-1: Season 1 cliffhanger: Oh fuck, Moriarty! Season 2 cliffhanger: Oh FUCK Moriarty Season 3 cliffhanger: OH FUCK! MORIARTY??? Petition to rename the show
spocktrek: moriartys replied to your post: moriartys replied to your post: moriartys… those three people will be missing out on a lot of sloth pictures
karmadownurgun: What if Moriarty continued to pop up places, telling Sherlock “No charge” and then running off? Sherlock orders a drink at the bar. Moriarty hands it to him. No charge. Sherlock gets tickets for a play at the theatre. Moriarty hands
moriarty: if you think shrek 3 sucks think again
moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur: themoonclockwork: maryxjanexholland: k-inkyyyy: what if concerts were actually like this, where no one would fuckin push each other around, just be happy and jump and shit they are like this, it’s an actual footage
moriarty: cinnabutt: wwankin: hey doesn’t Sherlock have a best friend or something in this show? John Wazowski
moriarty: professor: you will not get an A on this paper if you start it the night before me: (starts the night before) professor: (boss ass bitch starts playing in the background)
moriarty: fairy godmother knows whats up
moriarty: absentions: And if you’re still up at 4 a.m., you are in love or lonely, and I don’t know which one is worse. im reading gay fanfic tho
moriarty: when someone on your dash is nightblogging and its still daytime where you live
moriarty: i tried to scroll past this
moriarty: capnpea: Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
moriarty: IM CRYING THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I’VE EVER SEEN
moriarty: joshpeck: the hulk really slimmed down is it worse if i saw this picture and thought it was shrek
moriarty-isback: sherlockedfandom: edacsac-asudem: lameshawty: “don’t blink they’re watching” i would be interested in hearing the story behind that?? Nope NO WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT IT WAS FROZEN BUT THEN I BLINKED AND IT MOVED
