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“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
Submitted by landseaandair: I’d believe in you any time… (okay you can’t say I didn’t try but really I’m just here to spread these posters if that’s alright >< ) #BELIEVE IN SHERLOCK SPREAD THE WORD. DOWNLOAD
The best of Sheriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Every fairytale needs a good old fashioned villain, but I’d much rather be your Prince Charming.”
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
sherlockholdingpairsofthings: This is what Moriarty actually meant when he said “It’s on DVD.†Sherlock Holding Pairs of Things Week: Day 2
whovianity: c’mere little moriarty wanna carrot? Feed the Screencap Week: Day 4
bbcsherlockpickuplines: The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 7 (*Drumroll*… This is the #1 most popular post from this blog.)
Happy St. Patrick’s Day, followers! Sorry it’s not very pick-up liney, but I kinda threw this together at last minute >_<
The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding Moriarty because otherwise he’d be the entire photoset).
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!
Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is… immortal ;)
“If the man with the key is king, you must be king, because you have the key to my heart.â€
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking wet and I’m going to end up inside you.â€
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I have something much better than kicking you over the Reichenbach Falls planned.â€
“Criminal masterminds don’t really have special outfits, but I’ll make an exception for you in the bedroom.â€
“I would leave a note at the scene of a crime I didn’t commit just to ask if you missed me.â€
“Are you a loaded firearm in the pocket of my dressing gown? Because I want to finger you.â€
“Don’t take Moriarty’s word for it. Come see for yourself how surprisingly comfortable my bed is.â€
“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because I want to lick you.â€
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…
bbcsherlockimaginesposts: Hello! So this needs a little introduction to make sense and give credit to the right people. Since following @bbcsherlockpickuplines in December and binge reading their pick up lines I have fell in love with them. So much so
“It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing… Therefore, it wouldn’t kill you to fall for me.â€
Whether you’re celebrating with your dad, “daddy,†or some other paternal figure, I hope you all have a great one!
“Five minutes at Christmas is nice, but I wouldn’t mind some unsupervised time with you year-round.”
“Forget science or cannibals… Nobody is more grateful for your body than me.”
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
Remember the good ol’ days when Redbeard was just a dog? Ssh, it’s okay… Have some vintage season three mind palace crack to make it all better.
The best of postmortem Jim (seasons three and four), based on number of notes.
calissairwin: “Jim Moriarty and my little sister?” Sherlock asked calmly. “What?” I asked looking up at him. My heart started pounding as I realized that he had figured it out. “You are seeing Jim Moriarty,” he repeated looking at
billwiggins: Moriarty: How hard do you find it, having to say “I don’t know”? Sherlock: I don’t know. Moriarty: Oh, that’s clever; that’s very clever; awfully clever.
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slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: moriarty: moriarty: please tell me the funniest joke you know this is for an experiment conclusion of experiment: the tumblr community’s sense of humor has been warped to no return The fact that I laughed at all
doctorhuwnicorn: slytherin-starkid-of-tardis: moriarty: moriarty: please tell me the funniest joke you know this is for an experiment conclusion of experiment: the tumblr community’s sense of humor has been warped to no return The fact that
kevineverdean: the-real-cumberbatch: no-one-gets-to-me: theconsultingvillain: petition for a spin-off series “moriarty” where injured soldier sebastian moran becomes flatmates with consulting criminal jim moriarty and they commit crimes together
gallianfrey: moriarty: moriarty: im so sorry that im not sorry who the frick keeps bringing this back it’s been a year ive changed OH M GOD THE T4EARS RN SEND HELP
jasonttodd: callmekitto: crackiswhacksherlock: moriarty: jashuwa: moriarty: what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt Wait there are toilets like that? what an incredible experience it must be im mildly
crackiswhacksherlock: moriarty: jashuwa: moriarty: what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt Wait there are toilets like that? what an incredible experience it must be
sherlock: moriarty: sherlock: sherkeys: Things I want in life: tumblr user moriarty and tumblr user sherlock in a hoedown throwdown showdown that is all My Tumblr friends are the ones egging this on. you savages alright you pussy i’ll initiate
thejarpad: it looks like sherlock and moriarty are trying to have a secret sleepover and they’re prank calling john and moriarty is the friend that wont shut up and sherlock is telling him to shut up so it’ll work
sherlocksurvives: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL IS MORIARTY ACTUALLY BACK?? MOFFAT YOU SHIT YOU LIED TO US OMG MORIARTY IS BACK OMG I’M HYPERVENTILATING AND SHAKING AND I JUST CAN’T!!! THIS SHOW SOMEONE HOLD ME!!
fy-nghariad-fy-emrys: getsherlock: he kept his last vow he protected them and moriarty is keeping his. moriarty’s last vow was that he would burn the heart out of sherlock holmes.
glitterandmetal-yt-da: mirabilelectu: I need to talk about this moment. Sherlock is terrified of Moriarty. Legitimately terrified of him. So terrified that Moriarty is literally the monster under Sherlock’s bed and the thing that keeps Sherlock up
nixxie-fic: Jim Moriarty Promo shots from BBC Sherlock Season Two Episode ‘Reichenbach fall’ - Also: Moriarty Apple with white bg Promo picture here: (x) Reichenbach production stills: (John in Court) (Sherlock & the reporter) (Sherlock
naughty-chekov: jasonttodd: callmekitto: crackiswhacksherlock: moriarty: jashuwa: moriarty: what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt Wait there are toilets like that? what an incredible experience it must
pointless-posts-and-fandoms: happinessinthedarkest-times: No but don’t you guys see? In The Empty Hearse, Anderson thinks that it’s Moriarty dressed up as Sherlock. That means they didn’t find Moriarty’s body on the roof. Aaaaaaaa whaaaaat?!
arwenevenstars: There is no Irene. There is only Moriarty, and Moriarty is never going to change.
