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rnomn: I always make bets with my sis when she is drunk… She always looses and has to send me naughty videos
porphyriasuicide: My drunk bikini Natalie gives me the cutest tipsy wiggles when I demand them, haha.
insertcleverusernamehere: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing Kills me
no one on facebook will talk to me. their loss because i’m drunk as fuck and that’s when i’m the most fun.
My drunk notes from when I ended up at a young republican engagement karaoke party (and after party) I gotta get out of Torrance. These white people are wild. I literally sat there staring at this fool like WHAT ARE YOU SAYING TO ME
relahvant: relahvant: i have lost my pants someone help me find my pants they have disappeared poof gone pants where are you i hope they’re okay throwback to when i was drunk and wrote this poem because i couldn’t find my pants
eeriie: “It was a dark and rainy day in February when I was hit by a small red pick up. February 15th. I was told I flew 15 feet before landing smack on my head. Apparently the driver was drunk and didn’t see me crossing. I don’t remember that
thoughtsofabadgoodgirl: onyourtongue:Smooth with it. Her body makes me happy I wanna be as smooth as her when I’m drunk AMEN.
leaveallthelights-on:when i was 14 my mom took me to see all time low and while i was watching the opening bands my mom was in the bar getting drunk with all time low
msquaredadrianne: rampaigehalseyface: seababe: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing YOOOOO I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME AYYYYY LMAAAAO
amagicfarbeyond: everdeens: you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M
hotgaymales: instalads: When you are drunk… Wished he lived next to me!
adaddyslove: Since he was drunk after the office party and everyone else had left, I decided to be a Good Samaritan and drive Mr Hines home. But when I tried to leave him in his apartment, he threw me into the bed and grunted, “Not so fast, Tory. I’ve
hayamandarae: “My dad got it for me. He’s an optometrist. He said when I can’t see the E, I’m drunk.” @theoriginaljeni (Taken with instagram)
The other day I was at a music festival with two of my (male) friends, when a visibly dead drunk douche came to me and asked loudly wtf I had done to my hair while attempting to touch it I almost tore up crying because I really can’t trust stranger
f-l-u-t-u-r-i: you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers: amagicfarbeyond: everdeens: you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT
holyhorcrux: granger-is-drunk: legalwifi: rain-force: squidyword: dulect: metalhearted: when someone asks me what im doing with my life
frenchinhalechanelxoxo: praduhhh: atira-patrice: vinebox: When your girl comes home from the club drunk as hell… THIS ME 😩 omg Lmfaoo
littlewench: Found these pictures I took when I was drunk the other night… Something must have had me pretty turned on! Love to eat her pussy
myfilthyvixen: Our first 5k followers since mylittlehotwife got banned . My drunk wife in Cabo with the guy we met in the elevator . Love when she says “ yea fuck me” Her Snapchat: TheFilthyVixen
bbc-and-me: Shes a little drunk and doesn’t care if she’s recordef with a dick that big inside her as long as it stays inside her. She’ll do and say anything for him to keep fucking her. Imagine when he get close and starts really pounding..
i-hate-the-beach: I took this when I was drunk and bare faced so forgive me
sexual-texts: “it never fails for me to get all lovey dovey when i’m drunk” — @thesexualquotes (via thesexualquotes)
felixgattogigio:I was involved in an unfortunate dispute between my girlfriend and her terrible mother. We were surprised when we touched by the mother of her completely drunk. Mom jealous of his report before offering it to me then took the opportunity
It’s my boss, honey…..The office girls told me he gets horny when he gets drunk at these parties….Wiggle your ass back against his hard cock…..If he keeps going, honey, take him in the bedroom and let him fuck you….I’ll
Spread your legs, honey…..You’ve been fantasizing about Bill’s cock for weeks now…..How does it feel, finally inside of you? Great?…..He told me about you letting his roommate fuck you when you were drunk 2 weeks ago….Maybe
“Honey…..your friends want me to ‘loosen up’……take off my robe…..it’s OK tonight…..isn’t it?……we did this once when I was pretty drunk……it was a lot of fun…..this time you get to watch…..”.
homemademarriedsex: Love it when he fucks me doggy!! Cum on my ass after as well :) ( sorry for Jumpy camera,we were a little drunk)
asnowbunniesparadise: bbc-and-me: Shes a little drunk and doesn’t care if she’s recordef with a dick that big inside her as long as it stays inside her. She’ll do and say anything for him to keep fucking her. Imagine when he get close and starts
gagesgolighter: f-l-u-t-u-r-i: you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers: amagicfarbeyond: everdeens: you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS
kcdinc: I’ve been drinking I get filthy when that liquor gets into me I’ve been thinking, I’ve been thinking Why can’t I keep my fingers off it, baby? - Drunk In Love
happyhourprofessional: when my straight friend gets drunk and starts snapping me, and he knows my thirst is real
passedout-drunk: homo-erectus-fan: my brother’s a State Patrol! But he still shows up at my place to goof around like this and have me take his picture when he’s off-shift and has been drinking with the “boys?”He always likes to goof of
saltzmaned: Alaric: Is this the part where you give me a dream? Rainbows and rolling green hills? Damon: I was drunk when I told you that.
“When you have a penis, then you’ll understand.” These drunk guys telling me how I’ll one day understand why it’s okay to pee in a sink. Yup.
thegook-of-xxxmas-past:asianslavetoy:droolyputa:dr000lyputa:♡This 💗Only when I am drunk. But, then game on!!!How the frat guys prepped me before one of their parties
vitaminadas: “ I get filthy when that liquor gets into me. Baby, I want you, na na Can’t keep your eyes off my fatty. Daddy, I want you, na na Drunk in love, I want you
gaypos: why are all these thirteen year olds getting drunk and having sex… when i was thirteen i would take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like
hottestgirlaroundyou: It’s ok little brother. I know I’m drunk but I know what I just said. I just want to thank you for treating me so good today, especially when I got dumped just before valentine’s day. You are such a sweet boy , it would be
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everdeens: you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me
purpleardent: I had caught her coming home, drunk beyond belief in the middle of the night, last weekend when our parents were at a resort and given her one way to keep me from telling them. “And don’t you fucking go and tell anyone about this,”
madamebomb: pr1nceshawn: One time, when I was drunk… THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH
teach-me-daddy: Daddy grounded her and sent her to her room when she came home drunk from a party, but she was still feeling good and wanted to dance. Her music was so loud that she didn’t hear him shouting for her to turn it down, and didn’t notice
morbid-twat:loviely:“When we got drunk, he used to hold my hair back. I still feel his hands behind my head. I could blow my fucking brains out.”“Bathroom Sink Bloody Stories” - Part 1 (“We were in love?” - “Why didn’t you love me?”)
cheatingslutsarehot: My boyfriend hates me wearing this outfit when I go out, he knows I’ll be home very late, drunk and unwilling to tell him where I’ve been and who with.
imagine-your-fav-character: Imagine your favorite character calming you down when your family is irritating you I doubt a drunk marine will calm me down that easily
kaitich:me, on my way to get nuggies when I’m drunk
lonesomemother1: excited-moms: My daughter came home drunk and I helped her to bed. When she moaned, “Mommy, I love you, make love to me” I smiled inside knowing that she knew I was bi sexual and would help fulfill her fantasy of making love with
ciiz-kg: She called me right before the dawn to come and pick her up from the party. She was so drunk, she barely stood on her feet, so i helped her get in the car as she was criss-crossing and giggling uncontrollably. When we got back home i took her
unclenifty: Loved hanging out with my big bro after he got back from working construction–especially when mom & dad were away. He’d come home drunk and take off his pants and said he needed to air out. He’d ask me to help him take off his boots
