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fvckery-inc: fvckery-inc: me being cute and drunk on the fourth Tbt to when I ROCKED the trade power bottom look
flyfella: I’m drunk at Waffle House and all I ordered was toast and when the waitress said “all you want is toast?” I responded “I’m always a slut for carbs” which in itself is mortifying for me to have said audibly YET my friend decides
half: when sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.
madamebomb: pr1nceshawn: One time, when I was drunk… THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH
thegoldendemigoddess: Someone please tell me who tf I think I am when I’m drunk lmao 😂😂
uffsummer: Drunk photo… This is what happens when drinking with me🤘💜
skater-girls-and-cooking: shenori:I get unbelievably affectionate when I’m half asleep. It’s almost like I am drunk Me
bayariel: When your girl gets drunk before you @dommebadwolff23 just me on the regular
brattynympho: zackisontumblr: when you’re drunk and everything is hilarious Me last night.
insertcleverusernamehere: You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing Kills me
unclefather: this is me at a party when im too drunk
amagicfarbeyond: everdeens: you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M
jakespot: When I walked in my professor was naked sitting on his desk. He had given me his number so I could get some advice and help with my final project. One late drunk night I had decided to text him a few nudes and later apologize and said that
gayprismpower:They call me The Flash because when I’m drunk I tend to flash my wiener
weallheartonedirection: Got so drunk that I blacked out, when I woke up this morning I was on a different campus, in some girls dorm room and now they are making me coffee and pancakes
everdeens: you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me
rumbustification: norune: “Supreme Leader Snoke” sounds like something i’d say when i’m drunk at the club and someone asks me whats my name origin story
bookward-the-comic-book-lover: madamebomb: pr1nceshawn: One time, when I was drunk… THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH
extra-large-meat-poles: My little sister and her best friend like when i come home “drunk” from the bar. They like it because i don’t put up a fight. They bring me into the living room, put on the tv, and slobber all over my rock-hard cock until
flyfella: flyfella: I’m drunk at Waffle House and all I ordered was toast and when the waitress said “all you want is toast?” I responded “I’m always a slut for carbs” which in itself is mortifying for me to have said audibly YET my friend
sweetkimmyopenwomb4use: He was so drunk and naked when I walked into the house – he threw me face first onto the couch, pulled my panties down, and shoved his cock into my pussy. I could feel he was already cumming by the 5th or 6th thrust. It hurt,
The other night when I got really drunk, I decided to write as much as I could and I actually wrote a LOT, and I actually really loved what I wrote. What scared me is that I titled it with another character’s name and scene so today I tried finding
truewildchild: felixgattogigio:I was involved in an unfortunate dispute between my girlfriend and her terrible mother. We were surprised when we touched by the mother of her completely drunk. Mom jealous of his report before offering it to me then
angelbaby143: itsrachelxo: bluntess: stoner-in-disguise: Can’t wait to do this OEWOIGHIHV WHAAAAAAAAATTTTT im going to be drunk or high when i do this Lol my mom just brought me a glow stick today …ima go get some bubbles and DO IT!
the-unfriendlyblackhottie: lion: When you realize you’re not the only black person at a party This actually happened to me once. I walked into a party and this (very drunk) dude ran up to my friends and I and yelled “finally, more beautiful
Don’t make me the girl you text when you’re drunk and lonely
ebonyzerscrooge: browngirlblues: Don’t make me the girl you text when you’re drunk and lonely But.. Nvm ………
carbonoid-nsfw: lady-amaranthine: sixpenceee: The viniq shimmery liqueur looks like a galaxy when pored into a glass. (Video) @carbonoid-nsfw yes thats right lady A think of me and throwing shimmer on everything and being drunk all the time
doughfox: exhausted-trashgoddex: when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me
relahvant: relahvant: i have lost my pants someone help me find my pants they have disappeared poof gone pants where are you i hope they’re okay throwback to when i was drunk and wrote this poem because i couldn’t find my pants
incexxx: My sister invited all of her girlfriends for a party one night. They got a bit drunk, and as all girls do, they were talking about boys. Apparently, at some point, my sis told them about this time when she saw me jerking my cock . They called
purpleardent: I had caught her coming home, drunk beyond belief in the middle of the night, last weekend when our parents were at a resort and given her one way to keep me from telling them. “And don’t you fucking go and tell anyone about this,”
mom-son-real-incest: When I was 11 years old my mom woke me up by rubbing my chest in bed early in the morning to get ready for school, completely drunk and still drinking from the night before, she whispered in my ear “Wake up for mommy, my little
daddy-used-me: asicklittlegirl:It’s my duty as a daughter to lie still and take it when daddy comes home drunk. That’s it, baby. Take my dick. I’ve been needing this sweet little cunt all day. You like getting fucked, don’t you? You like taking
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flaccidtrip: illkim: When you’re secretly drunk at a family party ME
trashfirefallon: bugggoo: I’ll give my left nipple for csi fan art of grissom I was drunk when I posted this. Why do you guys allow me 2 b like this
I just made the biggest mistake of my life. Last night I told my best friend “I love you”, and when she rejected me, I got drunk and slept with her boyfriend.
gagesgolighter: f-l-u-t-u-r-i: you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers: amagicfarbeyond: everdeens: you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS
naamahdarling: unstoppablyplushjuggernaut: chrysalisamidst: KITTTY MAYYAAAAAAA That is the same love-drunk expression kittens get when they just adore you all to pieces. This is making me melt.
katyvanaimee:You turn so gay when you’re drunk Then get me six beers and some cock.
myfilthyvixen: My wife and a guy we got drunk with in Cabo at the bar. Love when she says “ yea fuck me” so hot . Add her snap: thefilthyvixen
mattjosephdiaz: mattjosephdiaz: mattjosephdiaz: why does this guy on the bus next to me smell so nice Update: it’s cucumber melon Further update: he got too drunk and fell asleep at his girlfriend’s house and when he had to wake up and leave
suburbanbaby: theprincess-shay: Got really drunk last night and apologized to my ex. I love this. Why is this so me. Omfgggg I LITERALLY DID THIS LAST YEAR BUT I MISCALLED AND TEXTED ONE OF MY EXES WHEN HE WAS DATING SOMEONE ELSE AND HE RESPONDED
69jeff: What I’m usually doing when the guy’s get me drunk
