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el-verg0n: Are you trying to get me drunk? Well it’s working, you do know I’m a slut when I’m drunk!
cuckmeme: slut—wife—caps: I was a bit mad when my ex GF told me she had kissed a strange guy when she had been drunk. I got an erection when she later told me she hopes she didn’t touch his cock.. It took me a while to tell her I hope
Get them bottles poppin, we get that drip and that drop, now give me 2 more bottles cuz you know it don’t stop . Hell Yeaa, drink it up, drink-drink it up,when sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.They be actin like they drunk, actin-actin
When people tell me I'll never be able to walk in my 4 inch heels drunk
our-dirty-secret:When my mom came home drunk and came to say good night, she had no idea she had just interrupted me while masturbating… She sat in bed with me and talked for a while, wearing the tiniest nightgown.. Too drunk to realize her tits are
laina: mostly10:porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to
chaseconley: When ur drunk and there’s a black colored pencil and ur homie wants a picture of Ivy. Don’t judge me. 3 hours of sleep and I’m still grinding. Doodles. Drunk. Doodles. *sips*
methargicism: bitchvirgo: bitchvirgo: this…this is what i get angry and rant about when im super drunk ok even though i don’t know drunk me very well, i feel like she stated this very eloquently She said this so well, I’m so shook.
laina:mostly10:porrn:Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself
wolfam0ngthesheep: jennarambles: This is 100% me af when I drink “Drunk? I’m not drunk.” “You’re the drunk one”
laina: mostly10: porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing
jordan-reet: You don’t sound drunk at all. I have no problem understanding anything and everything you say. You don’t even slur when you are drunk! I just… it just pissed me off. I don’t curse often, but I wanted to curse this lady
waywardork:Hear me out The Gaang goes out to a bar for some drinks and Zuko is almost always the responsible one that looks after sokka when he gets a little drunk here and there but this time it’s ZUKO that’s drunk and I’m talking white girl wasted
secretroomdiary: this is from my last professional photoshoot:) he gave me 3 beers this time:D then when ı am drunk he tied me with chains and fucked me on the carpet… it was hard and painful actually but ı liked it and came on the ground when he
drunk-horny: I love when my wife sends me pic when she is a work…..makes it “hard” to stay focused at work…mmmm pornloveforall
owlmylove: it’s officially impossible for me to fall in love bc last night at a party drunk-me remembered that sober-me had thrown 3 funsize kitkats into my bag with the explicit thought “drunk-me is going to be so excited when she finds these”
sweetkimmyopenwomb4use: NEVER say “No” to the horny drunk brother of your best friend. He wasn’t my type so I turned him down when he asked me to go out with him. When I left the party to fix my make-up. He followed me… pushed me into the bathroom,
kimmybabygirl4deepbreeding: NEVER say “No” to the horny drunk brother of your best friend. He wasn’t my type so I turned him down when he asked me to go out with him. When I left the party to fix my make-up. He followed me… pushed me into
My husband’s telling me how one of his fellow soldiers used to be roommates with Sarah Palin’s son and one time when he got drunk, he stole his phone and drunk called Sarah Palin and told her he’d face fuck her and all sorts of vile things. No idea
el-verg0n: Are you trying to get me drunk? Well it’s working, you do know I’m a slut when I’m drunk! 🍺🍻
When all my friends leave me at the bar but I'm too drunk to care
when you drunk and high and feeling the non-sobriety and your nigga comes back from the other room and you just staring at him ready to attack his fine ass. or is that just me.
permaidpermaid: Master cleanse
harleyhendrix: laina:mostly10:porrn:Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing
kayroeshell: laina: mostly10: porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit
vermillionsketcher: man,, i drew these back in october when me and my fam went to vegas for a friend’s wedding ((remember when i made that drunk hanzhardt post for halloween? yep, that was my legit first time getting drunk!!))) i guess i was insp by
laina:mostly10:porrn: Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone??? thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself
laina: mostly10:porrn:Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???thanks to tumblr literally every time i go to the bathroom when i’m drunk i think about this post and sit there laughing to myself
When my drunk friends fall asleep on me 😒🍻 #straightedgeproblems #asleep #tattoos 💤 (Taken with instagram)
when i'm drunk at a party and feel like people are giving me disapproving stares, i'm like:
When it's late and you're drunk and you're missing me like hell, keep it to yourself.
When Mr. Crude saw Sabrina sitting on the floor drinking wine from both a glass and the bottle he asked, “Okay, young lady… what’s going on?”“I’m saving you the trouble of getting me drunk, old man,” she replied while giggling.“And
When someone reminds me of the things I said while drunk
boobslyn: It’s you. It’ll be you when you piss me off and make me want to scream until my throat is sore. It’ll be you when I’m drunk and don’t remember where I am. It’ll be you when I’m 80 and my hair is gray. It is always going to be
When my brother goes out getting drunk with his buddies, he comes home and passes out, usually at 4 am or later….My wife lets me watch her play the dare game I invented where she quietly sucks the cock of my wasted brother in the morning, then
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stlhollywood: I love taking my cousin out to the club with me and getting her drunk because at the end of night I know that liquor gets her horny we always getting freaky when we’re drunk and to me drunk head is the best head she really knows how I
sweetclit69: lesbianbff: My bff walked in on me masturbating when she came home early, but was drunk enough to help me finish… this is why I love living with her 😋 Let’s get drunk and play 😛😛😛
last night when my boyfriend and i drunk & having sexy time, he gave me an amazing rim job, wow, just like wow. i like that he’s so adventurous when he’s drunk, it gives him that confidence to try new things that he wouldn’t when
controlledeuphoria:Me when I’m rosé drunk and I feel fancy and also drama
drunk-elf: vaporyze: fawun: People always think that when you sleep together, there’s always something that is happening in between the sheets and the bed. But let me tell you, It’s not always like that. The feeling of actually hugging each other
ohtetelestai: Me when I’m drunk.
pidgeonpeep: me when im drunk
rj4gui4r: Me when all my friends are drunk…
veryscarykrystal: Reasons why Red Dead Redemption is one of my favorite games…
So many things that turn me off in a guy: When they’re a sloppy annoying drunk. When they’re clingy. When they’re pushy. When they don’t understand the word no. When they ask for a kiss. When they don’t talk. When they don’t look you in the
I wish I had girlfriends that would make out with me when we got drunk…. :(
all-hope-is-lost-here: fl0werr-child: I wish I had girlfriends that would make out with me when we got drunk…. :( Only the greatest friends do this and I sure as shit have them. ;) I obvis need better friends lmao.
dyoungs-oddworld: thattinycookiemonster: em-mmie: tyloriousrex: Need me a freak like this I literally volunteer to be this girlfriend Head game on 900 when drunk Where she at tho 👀 I’m her