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beatmefuckme: Daddy and his friends just got home from getting shit faced last night.. They’re really mean when they’re drunk. They saw me laying in bed sleeping and thought they should be my morning alarm cock ;) ….I’ve never been fucked and
melissasdirtydiary: Dad made sure I knew the terms of our little arrangement. It didn’t matter if I was tired, drunk, or not in the mood. When he was horny, he would use me to satisfy his lust.
asspig7: irisfuckdoll: My sister and her friends got drunk and asked me who among them is the prettiest, and apparently I hit the jackpot when I told them all of them are equally amazing and beautiful, and that I’m enough of a man to handle all of them
youngvlcanoes: someone should invent a translator so I know what my friends are saying when they text me drunk
madamebomb: pr1nceshawn: One time, when I was drunk… THAT LAST ONE NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME LAUGH
eartheld: the boy I was talking to low key the one who said he was into me “”“”“like no 1 else”“”“”“ hooked up wit my pal last night the same pal he made out with when I drove their drunk assesbhome in the backseat of my own fucking
relahvant: relahvant: i have lost my pants someone help me find my pants they have disappeared poof gone pants where are you i hope they’re okay throwback to when i was drunk and wrote this poem because i couldn’t find my pants
lunablaze: pon-raul: when u accidentally pour too much alcohol into ur mixed drunk and u have to tough it up Bc momma didn’t raise a quitter Me as hell
f-l-u-t-u-r-i: you-shall-not-pass-motherfuckers: amagicfarbeyond: everdeens: you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT
intothemild: ibilateral: Why sleep when you can get drunk solo and browse tumblr until you either get super sad or super horny. This speaks to me
i-hate-the-beach: I took this when I was drunk and bare faced so forgive me
maerchen-erzaehlerin: “Drunk text me. I want to be the one you think of when you can’t think straight.” — (via liebeficktunsalle)
thegreatpotatoking:weloveshortvideos:When your friend leaves a party drunk ABOUT ME
flyfella:I’m drunk at Waffle House and all I ordered was toast and when the waitress said “all you want is toast?” I responded “I’m always a slut for carbs” which in itself is mortifying for me to have said audibly YET my friend decides to
pakisubslut: When I’m drunk and high daddy you own me
sharingiscaringgirlfriend:Experienced: When we run into the guy that drunk fucked me the night before 🙈👩🏼🍆💦 #alwaysawkward
sonoanthony: When ya girl drunk so her freakiness is intensified by 2059378x 😩😩😩 me & tequila last night
