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pinkrubberball: me: hey do you have any wrongdog with you? someone: what’s wrongdog? me: everything thanks for asking
qstronaut: me: *says the vaguest most incoherent shit ever* me: you know what i mean :/
jaclcfrost: [said while barely holding back tears] honestly this is fine and i am completely unaffected right now, currently, as we speak
websurfer1994: me: *overestimates the length of a yellow light and completely 100% runs a red light* me while driving away: I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN I AM A BEACON OF SIN
oumazoo: me: [remembers some Really Cool People follow me] shit.. i’m acting like a Fool… [continues to act like a fool.]
ungodlythighs: me: has a breakdown me: gets super embarrassed about it the second I calm down
marinashutup: significant other: i love you so much me, a person with anxiety: …but you like secretly hate me right
poncho-luke: me: i’m really stressed someone: just relax!!!!! me:
sappling: anxiety: everyone hates u me: idk i dont think that- anxiety: everyone hates u and ur mad ugly me: damn u right :/
aitu: me three weeks before a deadline: me the night before a deadline:
jonnhydcpp: academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life
animedads: they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
nonbinary-shinji: I hate that I just get random impulses to apologize. What am I apologizing for? I have no fucking idea but I sure as hell am sorry.
memeufacturing: me: im sad todayperson: well at least tomorrow’s another day!!!me: yes thats the problem
unevaluated: me: *about to cry* friend: are u ok? me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!
cleromancy: a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you
pearlitariat: me: im miserable and nothing matters *watches steven universe for .3 seconds* me:
acoolguy: girl: *shows me the tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue trick* me: do that to my weenger
pink-natural: Me: I need to study for my upcoming exams. Me on Sunday night at 3am:
jonborg123: ellie-abadeer: catgifcentral: I love you human, I won’t let go when people try to leave me @mewchamp look at this
roses-fountain: me whenever i ask my friends to reassure me
xfileslesbian: me abt me: can someone like.. take care of her
screams-geometrically: theoppositeofsane: youngblackandvegan: kyleehenke: I cannot be stopped this is the most important video i’ve ever seen This is a spiritual experience. I want this as my ringtone
visenyatargaryyen: laughtercues: kingjohnkat: redphonebox: just so we’re clear, i use dude bro man gurl babe bby loser as gender-neutral and affectionate names don’t forget son What am I forgetting dad You have forgotten who you are, and
uuboa: “I should really get out more”, I say to myself as I spend another weekend refusing to leave my bedroom because I couldn’t muster up the emotional fortitude to go outside
gattsu: this is exactly how i feel giving people my art as gifts
nursery: *does my makeup as therapy*
mntl: someone: calls me by a nickname me: 💝💛💖💙💖💞💞💖💞💖💝💛💞❤️💙💛💙💜💘💚💟💟💓💞💚💕💖💜💝💛💞💓💘💞💖💜💟💛💘💞
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock: me: good morning brain: it’s Feel Bad Time me: good nite
rageandcoffee: me: wants to be healthy and recovered also me: actively enjoys self destructive behaviour
hatake: me: (has super negative thought) me: thank you Captain Edge Lord can we please hear from someone else today
acrocalypse: dream date: take me to the mall give me leave
untillion: Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too
donutcats: me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol friend: [does something questionable or unhealthy] me: Mom Friend Mode™ Activated
usbdongle: me at 13: im sure i wont have crushes on cartoon characters forever, ill grow out of this eventually me at 23:
kitfisto: everyone: delete tumblr me: yeah haha! delete tumblr lol me secretly: i am dependent on this site for interaction and validation and would have a crisis if i couldnt use it
liefly: me: *can’t handle the stress and demands of school* also me: *can’t function properly without the structure school gives my life*
pmdeos: nintendo: here’s a new pokemon based on a red panda! it’s pink and black and like 7 feet tall me: i wanna hug it nintendo: you will literally fucking die if you hug it tho lol me: even better
generalgrieevous: Me at 3 PM: Me at 3 AM:
lightofmeridian: me banging on my mutuals’ windows at 2am: I CARE ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE TAKE CARE OF URSELF!!!! LET ME KNOW IF U NEED ANYTHING!!!!
winnifredfoster: someone: thinks they followed me for regular specific content me, reaching into my fuckign mixed bag of a blog: ha
sashayed: me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves the world: ok here is an Opportunity me:
splickedylit: me: *lies down* things: *continue to happen* me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*
chavvesty: “i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply
15 year old me meeting 20 year old me
grinderman2: me in high school: omg cant wait for college me in college: omg cant wait for the 10 years between retirement and the cold embrace of the grave
harleanquinn: doctor: ur acne is being caused by stress Me: so it’s incurable :/ doctor: no! You just need to find a way to relax and stop being stressed Me: so it’s incurable :/
africant: me eating in public: me eating at home:
thelastpilot: mod2amaryllis: to everyone who’s ever said something kind about my work: you help me get through the day. thank you. Me
lmbwy: gayleafcrime: me: no.. The Disorder: you gotta part 2 me: i gotta…The Disorder: no..
trans-junk-rat: me: *thinks about roadhog* me: *needs to grab onto something stable, take deep breaths, calm down my heartbeat*
stevenquartz: stevenquartz: friends: are you listening to that song again?me: me: no update:
whoisdeh: somesketchyshit: ana280: I don’t know who I relate more to. I am literally both these people it happened to me beforedude if you wanna talk to me, talk to mei don’t bitehaha kidding of course I bite, slooowwwwwwlllyyyy and just in
marissa-is-bored: hellyeahthomassanders: It’s Always Me 🚶 by Thomas Sanders This is me I can’t handle this
jigglypuffsvevo: me: tries my darndest me: isn’t worth a darn
urbancatfitters: me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok