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chandra-nalaar: me at 9 pm: im gonna fix my sleep schedule me at 4 am:
southpauz: I don’t like my friends seeing me when I’m sad so I always instinctively pretend that everything is okay…even though it ends up making me feel worse
bunnyfood: FIGHT ME
unevaluated: me: *about to cry* friend: are u ok? me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!
frankyourdeath: me*suddenly is very very sad* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
yagirlnelz: I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i
blackberryshawty: me: *sees a hot police officer* me: I’d go down on him so fast if he weren’t an active agent for in increasingly militarized police force, the unjust criminal justice system, and the prison industrial complex
lukerawme: me: i’m stressed someone: don’t be stressed me:
dragonpajamas: *crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I was saying,
memoirsofaninja: Me: I’m feeling really sad right now because nothing is going right in my life Someone: Well you know God has a plan for your life- Me:
demiboystump: me: *acts out and doesnt take care of myself so people will notice that im not doing okay and try to help* someone: hey are you okay me: what the fuck
theists: me: *thinks about something really fucked up during class* me: damn, it really is the quiet ones
tenpmtofour: icantbelieveitsnotbuffering: coltre: if I could breathe underwater you would never see me again You’d see me 5 minutes later because my foot touched something i am both these people
thickho: me: i wanna die friend: what’s wrong me: nothing that’s just my default setting
twentytaystitches: I say “fight me” way too much for a girl who has to hold back tears when someone yells at me
tiredbtw: person: *mistreats me* me: fuck them!! i deserve better brain: you literally Do Not
morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say
uuboa: “I should really get out more”, I say to myself as I spend another weekend refusing to leave my bedroom because I couldn’t muster up the emotional fortitude to go outside
realmv: tolivetraveling: realmv: if we’re mutuals you have full permission to: come to my house and beat me up i won’t fight back i just need the shit kicked out of me I think you need a hug no 1 asked
desertgoth: me: *has feelings* me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t Let It Happen Again.
animedads: they call me… 7 Knives. because that’s how many knives it takes me to cook things because I keep puttin em in the fuckin sink without thinking about it
jodiefoster: me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t she tired..
mangohalwa: me about me: is she okay
splickedylit: me: *lies down* things: *continue to happen* me: *lieS DOWN HARDER*
dunfetti: me: *has an extremely diverse music taste* also me: *only listens to the same ten artists*
goofy-bear: Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me:
cockbiteproductions: “all that matters is that u tried ur best” me: *instantly flashes back to every moment i procrastinated and wasted* me: ha hah haahah…… ….. yeah…….. my best……. that is the thing i totally did
freethebooty: i develop crushes on people for the weirdest reasons. like this guy sat next to me in class the other day, and he had really nice handwriting so I’m crushing on him. some other guy told me he was raised by a stay at home dad so I like
hatondiscat: 8-butt: Okay guys here’s my everyday makeup tutorial as per popular request Performance art
vintagebattlestar: i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced “sue me” in the common vernacular because i don’t have any money but i do have Fists and am always angry
sadkuthi: it makes me so uncomfortable when people ask me “where do you see yourself in [x] years” like……..i see myself cold in the ground my guy but thats not the answer u want to hear so this is an awkward predicament we’re in huh
do-you-have-a-flag: [someone brings up a thing i love] me: haha, yeah me: but seriously, do you have six hours to talk about this because I have Some Thoughts-
nananana-bpdman: Me: I’m totally independent, I don’t need anyone’s help Also me:
buckybarneswintersoldier: the-stonedsoldier: “do you have a boyfriend yet?” “when are you gonna get a job?” “what are you gonna do with your life?” Yep. This is me. Sebastian is me.
swaggamander: “i’m gonna do it. i’m gonna write,” i whisper to myself as i continue to browse tumblr
cutegirlonline: me, sitting in my bed, in pjs: *is anxious* me: wtf. why
arishako: whenever a site tells me i need to be 18 or older to enter i always go all like “lol yeah sure i’m 18 right yeah” and it takes me a second before i realize oh wait i actually am over 18
gaarasgf: me: im soo tired everyone: go to sleep me: i dont…like…..i dont understand what you mean
scryptixdoodles: scryptixdoodles: tfw u want to talk to people and become friends but you’re actually super shitty as conversing when people start talking to you and you dont know what to do
unsends: friends: how are you today? me:
avpdbpdkaneki: me: *does something embarrassing* my brain: EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING me: I know please my brain: EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING EMBARRASSING
virgoboy: me @ myself: if you do this incredibly easy task today you won’t have to do it tomorrow myself @ me: fuck you…
deadlyspoons: TUMBLR GIVEAWAY!!! nothing i have absolutely nothing u should be giving me stuff i have no money please donate
communistvashoth: dear fuckwads, I’m well aware that “the real world” isn’t gonna cater to my mental illness I’ve actually been living in it as a mentally ill person for quite some time
louiswstyles: me: *is tiny*me: (ง •̀_•́)ง
antivanbrandy: me: what a cute idea for some otp art. i want it brain: if you want it you have to draw it me:
spermbanker: i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine
yassmines: me on 50% battery: woah almost out of battery! better charge it! me on 1%: *sending 5 messages at once, shopping online, clicks next episode*
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distractful: me: im so lonely me: *distances myself from everyone*
*slaps my own ass* damn bitch you thick as hell
sonypraystation: i really am a “text me if you need something” person. like unless i have something specific to talk about, i don’t usually initiate a conversation. if you wanna talk just to talk then im all here but dont take me not hittin you
tachola: hungkambo: me me too
findbeautyinyourbones: findbeautyinyourbones: “It’s 10 am and I’m ready for lunch”, a story by me. “I just ate 20 minutes ago and I’m already thinking about dinner”, another story by me.
nursary: *some dude looks at me* me: 📢 do you have a problem
![sadkuthi: it makes me so uncomfortable when people ask me “where do you see yourself in [x] years” like……..i see myself cold in the ground my guy but thats not the answer u want to hear so this is an awkward predicament we’re in huh](https://64.media.tumblr.com/bf771b381d60e0c1278094576692f39b/4e6628c9618d4b75-5f/s512x512u_c1/300d3d470c28315f838ecfe98cbcd6f2e87de595.png)
![do-you-have-a-flag: [someone brings up a thing i love] me: haha, yeah me: but seriously, do you have six hours to talk about this because I have Some Thoughts-](https://64.media.tumblr.com/04f4db1a42f17782dbfddef093dff49a/b98a1fb085391254-ba/s512x512u_c1/3dff8d8b8f940ac0e64cd523206ec418daf76187.jpg)
