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Me: (as I’m looking at a man with long hair, a beard and an Overkill t-shirt) “is it Fathers day? Because he can be myyyy daddy”

conclusivelyelusive: powerrprincess: i go through periods of “i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” followed by “i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” followed by “LIFE IS AWESOME

sparklesmikey: akaitsume: Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in: Me flirting with someone I actually like: THIS IS SO ACCURATE

uhmeliamay: me when someone tells me i’m cute

mangotrash:me: i won’t get jealousme: who…that… :+)… .…

smolscully: its now officially august or, as i like to call it, pre-pre-halloween,

tinyoperadiva: the-sassy-composer: I feel this on a spiritual level I’ve watched this on loop a good 50 times and as a musician I can confirm this to be 10000% true

Bacon loves to watch American Horror Story :-) Pancake is sleeping on the chair next to me , as usual.. he’s a boy , he doesn’t show me love..

postcard-confessions: “I fear something awful happened to me as a child that I’ve blocked out and that my parents keep from me.”Posted from the PostSecret website.

hotdudes21: So I have heard this is how you get followers around here haha…first pic of me! It got me as a follower…. ;)

hardcoregrandma: me as a parent

oddly-romantic:anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved itanxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about itme:me: …..go

oddly-romantic: anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -me: homie we went over this like 100 times yesterday and we totally resolved itanxiety: yeah but i’ve looked at it from a new angle and there’s like 20 more reasons why u should be worried about itme:me: …..go

gaydicks420: when i was like 7 i rly liked inuyasha and i talked about it a lot and one time this girl who really hated me pushed me into some mud and said “your precious inuyasha wont save you now” and i cried

urbancatfitters: me: *says something sad* me: lowkey though!!! Lowkey like I’m fine actually

maruchu: If you are a biphobe please unfollow me. If you believe someone needs to be in an active homosexual relationship to participate at Pride, please unfollow me. If you don’t think bi people, pan people, and EVERYONE in the ace/aro spectrum

tre-cool-swallows: Am I Being Too Sensitive Or Are People Treating Me Like Shit: a debut novel by me

lion-prince: me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely buy that me: *gets money* okay but do i really want that??

drearydoll: i like to pretend that i’m not human instead i am a porcelain doll and i’m very fragile so don’t touch me stay away unless you will take care of me

tinymaw: me: it’s ok i’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually? you can go to hell

liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited

downwitharistotle: parents: okay we’re heading out see you later me: bye *parents leave the house* me: time,,, to sin.

neokakashi: google, show me how to attract and befriend swarms of crows to follow me in an ominous cloud that blots out the sun

mangohalwa: me about me: is she okay

romanpixie: Me: *is terrified of commitment because people will get hurt and probably already have, therefore intentionally pushes people away* Also me: *is terrified of being alone and needs constant validation that I’m wanted/needed*

iamcaradelevingne: Me all the time VS me very rarely

sluttywidow: being in a relationship with me is pretty good except for the part where i need to be reassured every forty minutes that you do actually love me and this isn’t some weird extended practical joke

badndngirl: “Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends with you,” I whisper as I like your posts and never speak to you.

marukobott: if i ever misgender you: it is not on purpose i promise im very sorry tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them spray me with cold water

bpdgoths: me, every time i post something personal: i am so sorry. nobody cares and I Am So Sorry for writing this. Here i go manipulating people into giving me attention again. When Will I Be Stopped

donutcats: me: [does something questionable or unhealthy] lol friend: [does something questionable or unhealthy] me: Mom Friend Mode™ Activated

thesylverlining: hot-topic-trash-baby: I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me seriously. I alternate between “I want to be showered in diamonds because I deserve it” and “noOO OH MY GOD I CAN’T LET

jonnhydcpp: academic success is not the most important thing in my life, i tell myself as i’m having a breakdown because of academic success, the most important thing in my life

cleromancy: a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

elliebeanz: me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;) please, car, don’t hit me ;)))

fartgallery: *baby starts crying at 3am* Wife [sleepily]: your turn Me: ugh… fine Me: *starts crying*

ameliastardust: i wish it was easier for me to explain how i feel because i just end up pushing away the people who want to help me

guy: sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things i used to do as a kid and i just

pastadogs: me: i’m gonna look nice today me:

busket: me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually get to bed at a reasonable hour like 10 or 11 or something me at 2 am:

skellydun: me every december: i hope christmas feels like christmas this year me this december: is it really december? where’s the snow? christmas?? what happened to november? ? is time even real

gudeboy: when that seasonal depression hits Stuart: [enthusiastic reporter voice] Kickin’ off the ho-ho-ho-holidays, John are you just excited as I am? John: [same enthusiastic tone] I feel absolutely dead inside Stuart, lost all grasp of the concept

spermbanker: i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me on fire either is fine

igglooaustralia: When you’re introverted as fuck, and your friend drags you to a party and then leaves you by yourself

cleromancy: a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes tearing up* thank you

basedgodtookmyusername: Single me vs me in a relationship

possiblybpd: Ahh yes I love my disorder. I love being irrational and having breakdowns over innocuous texts. I love calling my boyfriend in tears and asking him if he still wants to see me ever again. I love me.

amoying: leave me alone but also shower me with attention

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tamagohime: me: *exists*me: this is too much

hiraikotsu: friend: TYPING IN ALL CAPS me: OK I WILL YELL WITH U friend: types in smol letters me: ᵒᵏ ʷᵉ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ʸᵉᶫᶫᶦᶰᵍ ᶰᵒʷ ⋅

mathurbator: me: *laughs at something* me: ok back to suffering

problackgirl: Me: *does 1 out of the 10 things I’m supposed to do* Me: wow I’m really on top of things, let me take a 10 hour break and treat myself

wiltingboy: the good thing about me is that you can not talk to me for 3 weeks and then talk to me and I’ll be fine and still care about you the same way I did before the bad thing is that I do that to people and they don’t understand that sometimes

queerlove: me: *catches myself being judgmental* me to me: i did not raise u this way

fawnbaby: Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later

whitewingdoves: me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend so much on validation and attention from others because u really let it dictate your mood and it’s so unhealthy me: huh. interesting. anyway whom here loves me

kimreesesdaughter: tamaraaal0vee: missytobi: losive: meche-williams: When you suppose to be getting dressed but the liquor kick-in 🥃 Dawggggggg this is ME AF Literally me every time this song comes on 😂 ^^^^ This me

its-heiress-actually:Me: *reading the teaser for something Ivory wrote*Me: Just fuck me up

dabiyyahwrites: akaashikelji: me: i’m going to write today!! also me: Me today.

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