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me as f clips
youngpreciosa: me 2 seconds into the previews
theubergrump: llucifers: me af Person 1: “Ugh, I can’t lift this, it’s too heavy.”Person 2: “Yeah, that’s ‘cause you’re a chick.”
fadetouched: “What about the woman screaming?” “Yeah sorry, that was me,” he said. “I really, really hate spiders.”
adjustive: College interviewer: so what’s your name? Me: *bursts out crying because I have no idea what I want in life*
hideousbarnacle: me: *is home alone* great! now i can scream into the void in peace
memeufacturing: therapist: are you ever worried that-me: Yes
they found me again
ghoullly: Psychic: *reads my mind* Me: Psychic: what the fuck
militarykink: Family: “Come sit by the pool with us.” Me:
amalgarn: me every day
bevsi: me: (gets anxiety about casual fun get together)
deathgripsforcutie: tarot card reader: *pulls out a deck of pokemon cards* lets see… mr. mime here says you may be facing financial difficulties real soon me: what is this tarot card reader: just a joke to lighten the mood. *pulls out a deck of yugioh
officialpunkradio: baby: *cries* me: *joins in*
thedeathlyships: i just want to date someone who’ll cosplay my otp with me
penicillium-pusher: when someone asks me to describe myself
kateordie: dexbonus: phantasmalfawn: i can’t wait til 50 years from now when there’s gonna be grandmas with china cabinets full of anime figures me Everyone I know
perdidot: u can’t stop me
I thought you forgot about me lol
only1600kids: me trying to pull my life together
maccabeesgatekeeper: ‘once you’ve hit rock bottom the only place to go is up!! :)’ You underestimate me. I’ve brought my pickaxe and I’m ready to dig.
thecommonchick: Me.
jay2much: thebestoftumbling: so calm Me working under a deadline
pettyqueer: me: hey i feel pretty good what could go wrong brain:
urbancatfitters: friend: how are thingsme: please don’t make me think about my life
psychrophile: Me logging into Tumblr dot com
thingsweshouldleavein2015: Probably me
fake-ketchup: thegits: i have never related to cat so much in my life Me
nanidiom: pendejx: This is too real… If this ain’t me
possiblybpd: loving me must be so fucking hard i am so fucking sorry
stability: someone: “omg you’re so pretty!” me:
tablo4president: me
pvnk-pastel: if you want an ugly girlfriend that likes to do nothing but listen to music and nap hit me up
pearlesbean: pearl: *smiles or laughs* me:
rubyfruitjumble: if u ever see a girl awkwardly trailing after a stray cat trying to get its attention that’s probably me
oddlydrawndream: Crush: *Talks to someone* Me: I lost them. They’re clearly in love with that person. How did this happen?
littlemissmollymormon: “You’re an adult now.” Me
8hy: me? overreacting? probably
dosopod: “you don’t look depressed though” oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today
madeoflesbians: me waiting for new episode dates to be announced
werewolfmali: this is me on all accounts
jade-suture: me about every girl I see: ..she cute
suspend: me everyday:
tastefullyoffensive: Me at buffets. [video]
awkward-ness-monster: baerials: Pooh stop running from your fucking problems me
ruinedchildhood: me
gavporn: Me
givemediamondsandgold: “Do you wanna order pizza?”Me:
femininefreak: meltingskeletons: Me Realest
whateveryourfantasyis: lyonnnss: clarknokent: kauaii94: when you realize you’re becoming an adult Fuck this shit stressed me out. 😔
emigration: ME
screamingdeer: It is me.
bat-nerut: ramjoonie: This guy’s my spirit animal cr. 😂 My bae After pausing it, there is no longer a doubt in my mind that this is me.
artscapades: t-w-i-s-t-e-d-logic: hellyeahthomassanders: Taking Unwelcome Advice 🍎 by Thomas Sanders Me Dom: You know you should really watch what you eat. *classical music playing and posh voice*Thomas: Okay. *picks up pizza* OoOoOoOoh *shoves
narcissistickid: me: *spills my feelings* my brain: *slamming fists on table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR