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“I love you more than Mycroft loves cake.” Submitted by moikaywayspetunicorn.
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”
“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.”
bbcsherlockpickuplines: The best of John Watson, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines. BBCSPUL Hall of Fame Week: Day 6 (This is the 2nd most popular post from this blog.)
“I have an international reputation for loving you.” Submitted by cricketshuman.
“Waltz lessons aren’t the only things that happen in Baker Street behind closed curtains.”
“If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding early.”
Hey, followers! I hope you’re all having a wonderful Easter because I am having the worst Easter of my life and it is a goddamn miracle I was even able to put this comic together.
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner, even if I had to bring a gun.”
“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
Bruh… Bruh, wait… I just remembered… We ain’t even American, bruh.
Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate), Tumblr! Here is the source for the “missile toe” image.
The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re all having a blast playing harmless pranks on each other.(Sorry I didn’t get this up earlier today… I’m borrowing my aunt’s wi-fi right now because mine isn’t working… Hopefully
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved cases.â€
“If you think the illustrator’s out of control, you should see me in the bedroom.â€
Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)
“Forget the pigeon from The Blind Banker. If you want to see a bird, let me show you my cock.â€
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…
“I find you more fascinating than an unmoving Toby.”
“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”
In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to have her head severed and stuffed with candy.Happy Mother’s Day, all!~ Froggy, your admin
aj-watson: heyassbuttyourethepotatoone: The first time you see it, it can hit you really hard, especially since Sherlock is on a total roll and John delivers the line “please God, let me live” in a way where you can be forgiven for not being
liarloki: guys no one died mary and john are having a little girl no one died if sherlock died it would break mycroft’s heart no one died mary wasn’t using john the line “john watson is in danger” brought sherlock back from the dead “william
