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“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“You make me so happy, I spray painted a smiley face on our wall.”
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”
“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient, come anyway.”
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I can’t have U.M.Q.R.A. without U.”
“You are the grape of my eye. Apples are boring.” Submitted by bandofbaskets.
“Without you, my heart feels as empty as my hearse.”
“How about we both skip your birthday dinner so I can show you my ‘thing’?”
“Only lies have detail, so I won’t elaborate on how much I love you.”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
“I would shave for you.”
“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”
“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”
“I’d get stabbed in the shower just so you’d examine my body.”
“The ‘elephant in the room’ is my penis.”
“I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why.”
“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“I was so scared of you leaving me that I started doing napkin origami.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock has.”
“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”
“Can I whisper how much I love you? NOT REALLY!”
“I’m sorry I came back from the dead with a French accent. Next time I tell you big news I’ll give you something else French.”
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)
“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”
“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”
“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”
“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”
“You may have made my arm squishy, but you’ve made something else of mine rock hard.”
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“The game is never over. I want to play with you forever.”
“I would jump out of a cake for you even if I wasn’t revealing that I faked my death.”
“The game is something, but you are everything.”
“My friendship isn’t the only thing that can give you warmth and constancy.”
“My love for you is #NotDead.” (Credit to shockingblankets for the hashtag, which LATER BECAME CANON.)
“I’m not very good at expressing my feelings, so please understand what I mean when I say that my name is actually a girl’s name.”
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.”
“When I asked if you came for me, I didn’t just mean to the drug den.”
“I don’t need Anderson’s Reichenbach theory to show you how hypnotizing I can be.”
“theimprobableone will use capital letters before I stop loving you.”
“I’ll walk your dog… Even if you don’t have one.”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really just making do, or were you trying to roleplay?”
“Will you be the Robin to my Hat-Man?”
“If I had only a minute and twenty-nine seconds left to live, I’d want to spend that time with you.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“I would turn back your watch during your friend’s fake suicide just to spend more time with you.”
“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?”
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must like some Sherlock inside of you.” (For those who don’t know, this is a reference to the fact that Speedy’s sells a “Sherlock Wrap” in real life.)
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“My love for you is bigger than Henry Knight’s house.”
“You smell cleaner than Kenny Prince’s cat.”
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
