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mybigblackass: Taking all 9 inches of the john holmes dildo

mybigblackass: Taking all 9 inches of the john holmes dildo

gianttoysgiantcunts: hugetoys: Tiny Little Blonde Babe with Tattoos Fucking Her BIg John Holmes Dildo mounted to a Machine. She Makes that Toy Look Massive in her Tiny Body. I want to stretched by the biggest dildos! Click here to push it in me!

gianttoysgiantcunts: hugetoys: Tiny Little Blonde Babe with Tattoos Fucking Her BIg John Holmes Dildo mounted to a Machine. She Makes that Toy Look Massive in her Tiny Body. I want to stretched by the biggest dildos! Click here to push it in me!

“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”

“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson in a triceratops costume.”

“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.”

“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.”

Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.

Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first pick-up line comic for you! :) And yes, that is Harry Potter font.

“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”

“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”

Bruh… Bruh, wait… I just remembered… We ain’t even American, bruh.

Bruh… Bruh, wait… I just remembered… We ain’t even American, bruh.

Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate), Tumblr! Here is the source for the “missile toe” image.

Merry Christmas (or whatever you celebrate), Tumblr! Here is the source for the “missile toe” image.

The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.

The best of “Shezza,” from bbcsherlockpickuplines.

Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.

Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!

“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.

“Are you a sitty thing? Because I would love to sit on you.” Submitted by snickersa2010.

Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re all having a blast playing harmless pranks on each other.(Sorry I didn’t get this up earlier today… I’m borrowing my aunt’s wi-fi right now because mine isn’t working… Hopefully

Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re all having a blast playing harmless pranks on each other.(Sorry I didn’t get this up earlier today… I’m borrowing my aunt’s wi-fi right now because mine isn’t working… Hopefully

“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.”

“If you’d like, I can ensure that you’ll never need to borrow John’s laptop again.”

Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)

Happy Halloween, followers! Sorry again I had to upload this so late. (And yes, that’s a Goomba on Sherlock’s face. I was gonna do a Luigi hat, but that would have been too predictable.)

I almost forgot to make a St. Patrick’s Day comic this year, but then the Daft Punk song popped into my head and this happened. Hope everyone’s having a lucky day! ;)

I almost forgot to make a St. Patrick’s Day comic this year, but then the Daft Punk song popped into my head and this happened. Hope everyone’s having a lucky day! ;)

Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…

Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…

Whether you’re celebrating with your dad, “daddy,” or some other paternal figure, I hope you all have a great one!

Whether you’re celebrating with your dad, “daddy,” or some other paternal figure, I hope you all have a great one!

The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.

The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.

I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap

I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be something cute with Rosie’s first Easter and some domestic Johnlock, but then there was a murder bunny and an infant somehow able to solve crimes and it all turned to crack. I regret nothing.Hap

alakazam1988:Early John Holmes—Want to see more like this? Visit my Patreon und discover everything!

alakazam1988:Early John Holmes—Want to see more like this? Visit my Patreon und discover everything!

Desiree Cousteau and John Holmes (via)

Desiree Cousteau and John Holmes (via)

Lisa De Leeuw and John Holmes

Lisa De Leeuw and John Holmes

Sometimes, she just needs to feel FULL to the max. That’s what her giant John Holmes toy is for. He seems to be coming out of the sock drawer more and more often lately. That’s because GIRTH is addictive.

Sometimes, she just needs to feel FULL to the max. That’s what her giant John Holmes toy is for. He seems to be coming out of the sock drawer more and more often lately. That’s because GIRTH is addictive.

That John Holmes UR3 is wet half-way up! Nice job. A 2 ½ diameter (7 ½" circumference) is quite a feeling of FULL isn’t it? She says: “It feels so good to be stretched like this!” as she worked it back inside.

That John Holmes UR3 is wet half-way up! Nice job. A 2 ½ diameter (7 ½" circumference) is quite a feeling of FULL isn’t it? She says: “It feels so good to be stretched like this!” as she worked it back inside.

dildocollector2014: John Holmes UR3 dildo. Nice piece! Wow…she’s a GIRTH master!  -=GirthyEncounters

dildocollector2014: John Holmes UR3 dildo. Nice piece! Wow…she’s a GIRTH master!  -=GirthyEncounters

Another cutie taking the John Holmes UR3 dildo. She’s very entertaining! If you’re short on time, skip to the end where she compares it to her arm and fist. GIRTH!!!

Another cutie taking the John Holmes UR3 dildo. She’s very entertaining! If you’re short on time, skip to the end where she compares it to her arm and fist. GIRTH!!!

littlesizeprincess: Oh my god! I never noticed John Holmes is the size of my arm!!! Help me hit 1,000 followers and I’ll post the video of me riding this big guy! Do I take it all the way?!?!?!? Damn….Come on people. I want to see Kate’s

littlesizeprincess: Oh my god! I never noticed John Holmes is the size of my arm!!! Help me hit 1,000 followers and I’ll post the video of me riding this big guy! Do I take it all the way?!?!?!? Damn….Come on people. I want to see Kate’s

bigsexwithaveragewang: Fuck that’s hot. Talk about stuffed! That dildo is a fantastic wearable toy candidate. Is that a John Holmes? She likes GIRTH AND length :)

bigsexwithaveragewang: Fuck that’s hot. Talk about stuffed! That dildo is a fantastic wearable toy candidate. Is that a John Holmes? She likes GIRTH AND length :)

Original review of Insatiable from High Society, 1980

Original review of Insatiable from High Society, 1980

“Hi, I’m Marilyn Chambers, and I just finished making the most erotic motion picture ever made. It’s called Insatiable.”

“Hi, I’m Marilyn Chambers, and I just finished making the most erotic motion picture ever made. It’s called Insatiable.”

Adam Film World, 1983

Adam Film World, 1983

Swank magazine, February 1981

Swank magazine, February 1981

girthyencounters: bigsexwithaveragewang: Fuck that’s hot. Talk about stuffed! That dildo is a fantastic wearable toy candidate. Is that a John Holmes? She likes GIRTH AND length :)

girthyencounters: bigsexwithaveragewang: Fuck that’s hot. Talk about stuffed! That dildo is a fantastic wearable toy candidate. Is that a John Holmes? She likes GIRTH AND length :)

the-queen-of-ok: spevvy: destinedforjohnlock: john-without-a-holmes: are you fucking kidding me. well hello I have no idea who this is or what the hell is going on but I feel I ought to reblog it because it looks scientifically important. This

the-queen-of-ok: spevvy: destinedforjohnlock: john-without-a-holmes: are you fucking kidding me. well hello I have no idea who this is or what the hell is going on but I feel I ought to reblog it because it looks scientifically important. This

Chick Amsterdam #144 (1983) - Nina Pickersgill on cover.

Chick Amsterdam #144 (1983) - Nina Pickersgill on cover.

Claudia Vol. 8 No. 3 (1983) - set 1 of 2. Similar to Chick, Claudia was another Dutch mag published in Dordrecht, but it started later, in the mid 1970s. Claudia and Chick had a similar pictorial style, with lots of full-page pics, many hardcore, kinky,

Claudia Vol. 8 No. 3 (1983) - set 1 of 2. Similar to Chick, Claudia was another Dutch mag published in Dordrecht, but it started later, in the mid 1970s. Claudia and Chick had a similar pictorial style, with lots of full-page pics, many hardcore, kinky,

thoughtfulcollectionaddict:Chick #45 (1972) - Set 1 of 2. 1st pic is Puppa Armbruster and Karin Hofmann boxing in the nude. 2nd pic is lovely ebony babe Marguerite H. Boulware. 7th pic appears to be a young John Holmes with an unknown blonde. Final pic

thoughtfulcollectionaddict:Chick #45 (1972) - Set 1 of 2. 1st pic is Puppa Armbruster and Karin Hofmann boxing in the nude. 2nd pic is lovely ebony babe Marguerite H. Boulware. 7th pic appears to be a young John Holmes with an unknown blonde. Final pic

thoughtfulcollectionaddict:Cindy Shepard, Desiree Lane, Kimberly Carson, Misty Dawn and John Holmes, in a scene from “California Valley Girls” (1983)

thoughtfulcollectionaddict:Cindy Shepard, Desiree Lane, Kimberly Carson, Misty Dawn and John Holmes, in a scene from “California Valley Girls” (1983)

Virginia Winter and John Holmes – classic pornstars

Virginia Winter and John Holmes – classic pornstars

Virginia Winter flood!

Virginia Winter flood!

Virginia Winter flood!

Virginia Winter flood!

Virginia Winter flood!

Virginia Winter flood!

Virginia Winter flood!

Virginia Winter flood!

Ah, the days of rabbit ears and LPs! 

Ah, the days of rabbit ears and LPs! 

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drtanner: Reblog for good art and fucking adorable even if I don’t watch Sherlock. Neither do I but aaahhhh this is really well done!

drtanner: Reblog for good art and fucking adorable even if I don’t watch Sherlock. Neither do I but aaahhhh this is really well done!

Incredible gangbang with back-to-back sloppy seconds anal creampies.  Soooo damn hot.

Incredible gangbang with back-to-back sloppy seconds anal creampies.  Soooo damn hot.

davesthickmarket: LEGENDARY MEAT / YOUNG JOHN HOLMES

davesthickmarket: LEGENDARY MEAT / YOUNG JOHN HOLMES

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various artists - Music to Read James Bond by (1968)

various artists - Music to Read James Bond by (1968)

(via LP Cover Art) various artists - Music to Read James Bond by: Vol.2(1968)

(via LP Cover Art) various artists - Music to Read James Bond by: Vol.2(1968)

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Ever the addict, Sherlock? Though I suppose there are worse things than Watson!Adoration to get addicted to…

Ever the addict, Sherlock? Though I suppose there are worse things than Watson!Adoration to get addicted to…

Now that is a huge cock and it is going to wreck her asshole. I love big cocks like that up my asshole never had a real one that big but have had John Holmes balls deep and I felt it for hours afterwards it feels so good when it goes past the second sphin

Now that is a huge cock and it is going to wreck her asshole. I love big cocks like that up my asshole never had a real one that big but have had John Holmes balls deep and I felt it for hours afterwards it feels so good when it goes past the second sphin

laughawake: (After Sherlock ripped off the explosive coat from John) John Watson: Oh, Christ. Ffff-… Are you okay?Sherlock Holmes: Me? Yeah. Fine. I’m fine. Fine. …that, uh, thing that you, uh, you did that, um, you offered to do, that was, um…

laughawake: (After Sherlock ripped off the explosive coat from John) John Watson: Oh, Christ. Ffff-… Are you okay?Sherlock Holmes: Me? Yeah. Fine. I’m fine. Fine. …that, uh, thing that you, uh, you did that, um, you offered to do, that was, um…

ewmartin: ewmartin: john “has a big cock so he walks weird” watson sherlock “john has a big cock so i walk weird” holmes

ewmartin: ewmartin: john “has a big cock so he walks weird” watson sherlock “john has a big cock so i walk weird” holmes

watsonisgay: getsherlock: i bet sherlock will go to do something stupid and john will be like “don’t you dare, william sherlock scott holmes!” and sherlock will say “or what, john hamish watson?” and they’ll just stare at each other for

watsonisgay: getsherlock: i bet sherlock will go to do something stupid and john will be like “don’t you dare, william sherlock scott holmes!” and sherlock will say “or what, john hamish watson?” and they’ll just stare at each other for

warrrk: estherlune: AU Sherlock/The Hobbit: John Watson is the reincarnation of Bilbo Baggins, Sherlock Holmes of Smaug, and Sebastian Moran of Thorin Oakenshield. John started to remember something. (Lune) STOP!!! PLEASEEE!!! STOOOP /sob/sob/sob

warrrk: estherlune: AU Sherlock/The Hobbit: John Watson is the reincarnation of Bilbo Baggins, Sherlock Holmes of Smaug, and Sebastian Moran of Thorin Oakenshield. John started to remember something. (Lune) STOP!!! PLEASEEE!!! STOOOP /sob/sob/sob

fuckoff-imacting: capt-john-h-watson-md: fuckoff-imacting: camelotgirl92: eimme: Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Ballerina The address is Tutu1B Baker Street Not to forget his partner, Dr. John H. Watson or and

fuckoff-imacting: capt-john-h-watson-md: fuckoff-imacting: camelotgirl92: eimme: Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Ballerina The address is Tutu1B Baker Street Not to forget his partner, Dr. John H. Watson or and

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