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“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted by britishrandominsanity.

The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

The best of The Hounds of Baskerville references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“If you’d let me, I’d twiddle you all day and night.”

“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.” Submitted by insertpoeticdevice.

The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until you see the bone in my pants.”

“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”

“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”

“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.” Submitted by maskedcity.

“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted by Raj (no username).

“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”

“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing side.”

“So, you’ve got a boyfriend then? I’ll have you either way. It’s all fine.”

“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t talking about your analysis.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I’ll be the knife and you be the Cluedo board: Let me pin you against the wall.”

“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to go down… on me.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”

The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I would chase you all over London even if my limp wasn’t psychosomatic.”

“I would rather have you than the skull.” Submitted by anonymous.

“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed fugitives.”

“You are really my area.”

“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham Palace.”

“Oh, so the Internet thinks you look like an otter? Well, I think you otter be in my bed.”

“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our mugs.”

“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.

“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really. I can’t. It’s for an experiment.”

“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”

“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”

“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s father?”

“You had me at ‘Afghanistan or Iraq?’” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I suggest we do that thing where two people who like each other go out and have fun.”

“I would ‘coordinate’ with you and a pair of handcuffs in a dark alley anytime.”

“I’d wait for you even if you faked your death and didn’t return for three years.”

“Why do I need to know about the solar system? It’s wrong anyway; my world revolves around you.” Submitted by turtleplz.

“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”

“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel, and that’s not just the shock talking.”

“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”

“You are more indispensable than my homeless network.”

“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”

“I want to grow old, retire, and study bees with you.”

“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”

“You know what they say about big feet? Well, just call me Carl Powers.”

“Are you my blogger? Because I’d be lost without you.”

“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”

“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”

“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with you.” Submitted by anonymous.

“I don’t need a good coat and a short friend to look ‘tall,’ if you get what I mean.”

“I wish Mike Stamford would introduce us.”

“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs. Hudson’s married ones?”

“I just met you, and this is crazy, but I know everything about you, so come live with me maybe?” Submitted by anonymous.

“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime scenes.”

“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.

The best of submissions, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.

“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”

“When I’m retired and studying bees, will you be my honey?”

“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”

“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but you brighten up my world.” Submitted by anonymous.

“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”

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