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“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.â€
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
“My love for you is deeper than Sherlock’s voice.â€
“Your beauty is to die for… or at least fake die for so Moriarty’s sniper doesn’t shoot you.â€
“Don’t make people into heroes. Heroes don’t exist, but if they did, you’d be mine.â€
“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password on John’s computer.â€
“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn your coat collar up.â€
“When I’m through with you, you’ll have a harder time walking than Sherlock after being drugged by Irene Adler.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.â€
“I would say sweet things to you even if I knew that bombs have off switches.â€
“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a jet.â€
“I could break every bone in your body while naming them, but right now there’s only one bone of yours I’m interested in.â€
“I may not be a corpse, but I would let you whip me even if there wasn’t a medical point to it.â€
“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?â€
“Holmes says that the fair sex is my department. Shall I prove it?â€
“You’re clearly acclimatized to never getting to the end of a sentence. I could give you something else to do with your mouth, if you’d like.â€
“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be your gentleman hero.â€
“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.â€
“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.â€
“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.â€
“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
“I’m a storyteller. I know when I’m in one. And meeting you was clearly my happily ever after.â€
“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental and physical extremes, you should see what I can do in the bedroom.â€
“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.â€
“If you were Sherlock’s veins, I would be cocaine just so I could get inside of you.â€
“If someone accused me of loving you, I’d be guiltier than a brother with a green ladder.â€
“Are you from a future world? Because I want to get your telephone contraption number.â€
“My balls are bluer than the carbuncle Watson wrote about.â€
“Do you have a feet fetish? Because my game is afoot.â€
“You’re more important to me than finding Emelia Ricoletti’s substitute corpse.â€
“I don’t care whether your birthday video is cut or uncut, but I am curious about something else of yours.â€
“I would go right into Hell and make it look like I meant it just to save you.â€
“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t have a daisy behind your ear.â€
“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”
“I find you more fascinating than an unmoving Toby.”
“Planning our dates will be easy. I know exactly where we’ll need to be picked up for lunch two weeks from now.”
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
“I like you more than Sherlock likes Toby.”
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different kind of bone is going to emerge.”
“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
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I love fucking myself with either my John Holmes dildo which I can now take balls deep it feels great. I also have a 10" back real skin dildo with the balls, that I have at work and I take it to the John at lunch and stick the base on the back of
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havetardiswilltimetravel: blackmorgan: May 11th, 2011. They haven’t been short of milk since. I think Reapersun’s got this one… This post is perfection…
wearemagnetised: took our chance, crash and burnno, we’ll never ever learnI fell apart, but got back up again…[x]
victorianvivisection: cocokat: Very boring up here. No crimes in Heaven, apparently. SH —- Met an angel called Castiel. Was looking for a human body. SH —- Have I told you about the Winchesters? SH —- I miss you and your complaining horribly
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inktober #24 i’m really rusty at drawing these guys my .003 pen is dying i should have ordered a new one sooner ughhhh might have to be more experimental tomorrow ghgh
icicleman: [Monochromatic illustration of Sherlock Holmes and John Watson from BBC’s Sherlock sitting side by side. John has his knees pulled to his chest and is giving Sherlock a >\ look. Sherlock has his legs apart and is holding kittens; there
luthi69: No, you don’t understand. Sherlock knew John had written “Sherlock Holmes” since he answered “sometimes” to the first question.When he asks if he’s tall he only does it to see what John would say and his answer only confirms his
begitalarcos: *One Shot*Mary and John join the Homes family for Christmas. Where they both learn that Mycroft is married and Mrs Holmes still thinks John is gay for some reason
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carolinasulfoglio: “This phone call, it’s… it’s my note. That’s what people do, don’t they? Leave a note… John Watson: Leave a note when? Sherlock Holmes: Good-bye, John…”