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crustified-again: corgisandboobs: thesuperjew: The turtle cavalry is serious shit “Onward, alligator steed!”“I’m a crocodile.”“Silence, water horse!” The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for
amischiefofmice: typette: yukulele: watch this #important hahahahahhh that is one relaxed hamster
fr0styryan: felitomkinson: drawing when no one is watching drawing when people are watching Totally me.
foxinu: nsfwjynx: the-pink-mist: There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?” On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so fucking therapeutic. They’re like the one person you can spill your guts
thecavedwellingvampire: Why do I not have one of these? My life would be forever made!
askjamstuff: Peaches: My world will forever be in flux without even being aware of it… ;_; Jam: Oh yeah, you also walked by basically naked on camera while I wasn’t around, so that one’s on you. Find that Miu punk at all his other places. His personal
dragonsandbutts: mrbigode: Cats do not like fruits That last one seems to love that goddamn watermelon…
caluummhood: HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE MAKE A WISH
miss-jessiie: if i hear my stepdad call my mother a cunt one more time im going to slit his throat. Yeah, Fuck him up. Good on you!
that-one-random-fandom: elle-est-aimee: laughingsquid: Pyro Board, A Fascinating Demonstration of Sound Waves Interacting With Sound Pressure Using Fire holy shit
nicevagina: That is one of the most powerful posters I’ve ever seen.
zooborns: First Check-up for Otter Pups at Woodland Park Zoo Four Asian Small-clawed Otter pups were born at Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle! The three females and one male received a clean bill of health. See the video of their first swimming lesson
xbox-one-official: tkmk: goddessbracelet: tsarbucks: science side of tumblr, can you explain why there’s a void in my heart I can’t fill this is stupid and contrived. there are no elements “El” or “Gf” (flerovium is Fl, californium
best-of-funny: ponshi: leftinstitches: amhras: jesus only had 12 followers but they talked to him why don’t you guys talk to me Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
punsforbuns: cinderellsa: this was one of the best disney sequels srsly do not argue with me on this lion king 2 was amazing
take-liberties: gohelloflo: This is a truly amazing story of twin sisters separated at birth who discovered each other at age 25 through social media (see Facebook message above in which Anais reached out to Samantha for the first time). One lives
celestiawept2: i found a bunch of caverns underneath the samson rock crushing plant, which was infested with abhorrent creatures. LUCKILY, i remembered i had one of these on me,
gayindustrialcomplex: fag3000: gayindustrialcomplex: Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck did you eat your parents How about you mind your own business
popularunknown: thahalfrican: wow I want one
birger-wuvs-elsa: dragon-in-a-fez: sassykardashian: IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES you just put every marriage counsellor out
nakirambleszes: dust-in-my-eyes: consultingmoosecaptain: lettherebedoodles: A Whole New World: Part II (( Here’s a few more of our favorite ladies. :) Thanks for all of the support everyone! )) SLACK JAWED WITH AWE Megara is the best one though
portraitsofboston: “Somebody yelled at me one time because they thought I was abusing her. She loves this. She is a cross between a dog, a human, a pig and a frog.” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFaAo3L3Q2Q
stanrus: geniusofthehole: How To Properly Pet Animals Part (½) Click to enlarge ahaha the cat one is so accurate omgg
drawthecurtainstarttheplay: coca-cola-anne: You may not be able to see your own beauty or love yourself but one day, someone will. You have only lived such a small part of yourself, you will never know what the future brings. So, keep going. Hold on.
flufflogic: partifoul: birchsoda: nazmat: hotanimebabe: straight dudes 100 percent of their lives I didn’t think people like this actually existed Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals,
gehngar: communistbakery: we’re up all night to get l imes. so many limes. i just bought 17 boxes of limes and i filled my bathtub full of them, their citrusy juices seeping deep into my skin, accepting me as one of their own. my fantasies have finally
yourpantseridan: cluelesskelly: frootyandloopy: one time I did a face swap with my Wendy’s cup and it was the scariest thing ever why It looks like fuckin Wendy stole your body and is off to go murder people
chrismas95: One of my favorite lines in the show
iiboharz: mystic-sybil: docdjfantom: ezeqquiel: [たかさくらべ] yes charmander is the tallest starter of fire types oh gosh i didn’t realize how TINY the newest starters were LOOK AT CHESPIN bulbasaur could eat it in one bite feNNEKIN THO….
unexplained-events: ohcrapitsryan: unexplained-events: Ladies and gentlemen….a spring-loaded dick in a box from the 1800s. It made for a great gift Step one…
searchiebutt: lucariwhoa: touhou2k14: hordeofcum: Fuck him fuck all liberals please stop forgiving him i’m extremely skeptical of this screenshot. for one thing, he capitalizes sentences. for another, i’ve tried to find this specific tweet in
thatsmoderatelyraven: this will always be one of my favorite pictures
wellheyproductions: theonemusicmaniac: kenpo-and-babel-fish: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: eatingismyvirtue: weloveshortvideos: HowToBasic has finally lost his mind this is probably one of the scariest things i’ve ever seen he gets paid to do
foxintwilight: You know it had to happen one day, I just had to start working on my own interpretation of The Prime Dark Lord! I decided this is not the final version what so ever, because I’ve always had many visions of Melkor, and I’m not gonna
lulusensei: brainbubblegum: legallyblained: efflourescent: why do you never see baby pigeons #what if all pigeons are baby pigeons and there is one masterpigeon the size of a whale This is too funny NOT to draw iboudvsibjnsifuvsdbjf
grawlyx666: Pull that prank in downtown Albuquerque and there’d be one dead clown full of holes…
animemcdonalds: animemcdonalds: one follower away from independence
iguanamouth: so the first four hoards were so popular that theyve become kind of on ongoing series ! some of the ones here feature the commissioners ocs and personal items, but ALL of them involve things very dear to me: weird lizards on piles of
pleasestopbeingsad: cumberqueer: I’m having a blast with the colouring book I got from pleasestopbeingsad :) I wish I had a scarf those colors. If I could knit, I’d totally make myself one. I’m happy you’re enjoying the coloring book! :D
levi-has-the-booty: i wonder if teachers ever look at a student and think “this is one of those anime nerds”
ask-vonbelfry: littleyellowfirelights: hannahcarbons: andalasiaa: “Sir Francis, he was a figurehead of great courage and bold exploits. No one like him ever existed in my family. Why do you think I drink? Because I know I’ll never be like
ikissboyswithtattoos: nikki-bobs: the-average-gatsby: there is zero rotational motion in this pictureevery single one of the dots is oscillating on a straight line Well I stared at this for a good 5 minutes before reblogging
arborgoldwine: astin-the-silent: faintverse: vashirotv: wolfessmidna: His & Hers I will do this sometime when I find the right one. haha. :D I cant explain how much I want this… This is goddamn cool. wow.
moreanimalia: runeybadger: chikittyxo: submariet: svartvitkatt: The kakapo is one of the rarest parrots in the world: It’s flightlessIt’s the world’s heaviest parrotIt’s possibly the oldest living bird andIt has a subsonic mating boom that
gutsygumshoe: one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
foxintwilight: Commission for LordZelix Really enjoyable one, as a long time Star Wars fan I think it came naturally to me. Pic not related to any sci-fi what so ever
peoplemask: mamasam: theamericankid: The knight can visit each square on a chess board exactly once I guess you could say he has a lot of one knight stands :|
takashi0: lesbiansagainstsjws: wifemom: do—svidaniya: wifemom: dont be cis whoops sorry I actually like being a girl. its ok to be cis if youre a girl ???????????? What This is it. This is tumblr’s mindset summed up in one post.
knightscrest: love it when mutuals i don’t really talk to reblog one of my posts it’s like hell yeah. glad you liked that. please don’t leave me.
clumsilycountingstars: radglawr: feliciasbitch: beben-eleben: Pets who love or hate their bath time THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST. THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE. THAT ONE DOG LOOKS LIKE NICK FURY OH MY GOD I just busted out laughing
prguitarman: Added some more photos of Seven on to the /cats/ page on Reddit since the last one had such good responses: http://sb.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/24txs6/seven_of_nyan_pt_2/
ananthymous: Girl with the Skeleton Hand 2 One of several comics collected in CUTTINGS, the upcoming Johnny Wander book! It’s up for preorder on Kickstarter right now! Fact: Cecilia has a secret fondness for elephants. There are small figurines scattered
jesliey: homosaurus-rex: homosaurus-rex: It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks
supermariosunshine: supermariosunshine: why the fuck do most anime openings have english words tied into them what if american cartoons starting doing that too like can you imagine turning on spongebob one day and WHO LIVES IN A 翔太のお尻 UNDER
spyderqueen: dansbunk: handbuiltbyrob0ts: [x] aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE I love Cat Shaming attempts because it’s always clear from their expressions they a) give zero fucks what you think and b) totally intend to reoffend.
antares-nova: Can we all talk about the morning of July 26th, 2013 (from about 3 AM to 6 AM) when this site was literally flooded with posts about the Thwomps from Super Mario 64? Seriously, there was actually one time period on this website where
lgbtlaughs: Just two days after deleting the account of a woman for posting a picture of two women kissing, citing the image fell under ‘nudity and pornography’, Facebook banned Del Shore, one of the producers of Queer as Folk for celebrating an
celestiawept2: uristmccheesemaker: Littlepip by Hobbes-Maxwell this is one of my favorites still
The Superman one they did is even funnier.
risdaniels: adriofthedead: pyopyon: jamesisrambling: Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date “Did you just catch that?” I like that the batter actually looks impressed I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still
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