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mufasamonsta: tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE “THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
dashdrive: when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you
clomandhisdeafweasel: apolkadotnerd: thepottertardis: a collection of some of my favorites: part 2 THE LAST ONE THO Fucking hilarious!
songofages: harry-truman: casatoo: sugar-spider: a-whole-clan-of-johnnys: interesting-fact: Source holy shit dude If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first
ytoob: i was outside eating a cookie and a saw about 5 ants just roaming around on top of the steps and i noticed there was only one ant that wasn’t holding anything like the other 4 where holding dorito bits or something and the ant seemed sad it
youngjustus: is the Xbox One even real
sequestra: wellheyproductions: I feel that the Ronald McDonald version is incorrect… the beast should be Grimace (I’m sorry if I don’t know the thing’s actual name, I have not yet seen Totoro) THAT LAST ONE IS NOT OKAY.
joshmosh415: I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were
thejudge: 0f-castles-and-converses: sleepierinseattle: I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, this is one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. i kind of want to skin whoever made this. how cute wishing harm unto someone who wishes people
victyrion: jibblyuniverse: turntechhgodhead: groupautogenics2: monarchie: Iceland where’s the fuckin ice in Greenland I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with “You know what’ll piss people
blakghst: odins-one-eyed-fuck: shuckl: eenchilada: eenchilada: lms if Kim Possible’s top lip frightens you once you start viewing it as a moustache there’s no going back Do you know the damage you have done yes
shotadean: A PORN BLOG JUST ERASED ONE OF MY POPULAR TEXT POSTS AND JUST PUT “SEXE BOOBS” INSTEAD SEXE BOOBS
this-is-allec: quoth-the-ravenclaw: a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: rizplease: I HAVE SAID THIS EVERY TIME I GO TO CHEESECAKE FACTORY “The Eye of Sauron now turns to the Cheesecake Factory, the last free kingdom of men…” EVERY FUCKING. TIME. #ONE
you-shall-not-jess: sammybitchfacewinchester: sammybitchfacewinchester: I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY MOTHER KNOWS THAT I WRITE FANFICTION ABOUT PEOPLE GAY PEOPLE BEING GAY AND FUCKING SHE EVEN KNOWS THE NAME OF ONE OF MY FANFICTIONS MY LIFE IS OVER.
The Best of Cards Against Humanity: It’s kind of like the extremely offensive version of Apples to Apples. I played it for the first time this evening with my friends and here were the best ones. (They aren’t meant to be taken seriously, of course!)
gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs: The one thing you do NOT want to find under your toilet seat…
luigl: officialunitedstates: the year is 2088. there is only one tree left. the tree is cut down and used to make a newspaper with the headline No More Trees
monobeartheater: malapropsbookstore: infinitywhale: gunpowderchant: Get your facts straight, CNN. If you didn’t know, Stephen Colbert is a literal expert on Lord of the Rings. He went onto the sets of one of the films and managed to beat the resident
baracks: this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually
highnicetomeetyou: damnnlyssa: and then every time it gets close to christmas i reblog the fuck out this one I’ve reblogged this 3 times this week
mr-alec-winchester: pleatedjeans: Things Are a Little Different in Texas (23 Pics) As a texan, I can assure you this is one hundred percent real.
comickit: no one gives a yiff
everydayelegy: akimiya: Medusa of the Forest (2013) by: akimiya p01-08 (colored pages) to be continued… A one-shot I’ve been working on for the past month or so, here’s the colored prologue;;;; THIS IS REALLY GOOD PLEASE CONTINUE IT I WANT
stunningpicture: Partially submerged grow animals — one of my funnier accidents.
yeffyaboyuice: yeffyaboyuice: LET ME TELL YOU A STORY, CUNTFLAPS! WHEN I WAS A LITTLE KID MY YMCA HAD ONE OF THESE FUCKERS. KIDS LITERALLY HAD TO BE TIMED SO THEY DIDN’T TEAR EACHOTHER’S PRE-PUBESCENT DICKS OFF FIGHTING OVER THIS SHIT. FOR FIVE
worthyourweightinfanfiction: myindustrialvagina: NOPE When my sister was little, she had an imaginary friend called Jackie. One Sunday, my great aunt was over and my sister came in, announced to the room that Jackie fell down the stair and died, and
ohdickins: littl-ebird: laviesanspeur: lightly-living: iam-livingdeadgirl: nevvzealand: one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and
hextraordinary: bagmilk: does your signature just like happen to you once you adult So fun fact, one time when I was in the hospital I was on the same floor as a judge. I asked him what people who can’t write sign for their signature, and he told
221bitssmallerontheoutside: my-caliginous-romance: abaddonien: WAIT IT’S FRIDAY THE 13th IN DECEMBER one might say it’s the nightmare before christmas YOU GET THE FUCK IN HERE WITH YOUR CLEVER PUNS AND SHIT
i-am-santafuckingclaus: ohmygil: winterwolff: viennesewaltz: crazyrestlessdumblove: Each ball weighs differently, causing each one to bounce to a specific height, and when precisely placed in the dust pans and thrown down… 2013 EVERY TIME
adamlamebert: at first i thought this was going to be one of those ‘remake photo after x years’ posts but then i read the caption
I'm afraid to look at the notes for one of my posts because I wrote "sneak peak."
thfuch: ligernekoka: CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER ALL OF THEM ARE ADORABLE AND SQUISHY! WHICH ONE DO I CHOOSE?!?
dazegoneby: allthingshyper: princessviciouscuteness: ezlncheerleader: nerdycurvyboundandflirty: lastdaysofmagic: Said No One Ever! Said me, actually. Why? Those funny books and websites with Chuck Norris jokes? He sued them. Chuck Norris has
tropius: do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
max-the-mod: stunnerpony: chuwashere: gjallarhornallewerk: victran: jingerubells: bunnycc: oh.. my .. god. lmao WHAT IS THIS EVEN Cat Shit One They’re rabbits because USAGI as in United States Army General Infantry/Government Issue/whatever
carnahan: And yet there are those who doubt him and question how he gets around the entire world in one night…
traceexcalibur: a big muscular man kicking down the door to a bar and slamming his fist down on the counter and saying, “I heard one ‘a you motherfuckers said I ain’t kawaii”
perpetualvelocity: captainarlert: arumin-chan: dlanor-knox: gaysantainheat: gaysantainheat: that’s scary power I need one i need that for my enemies imagine your otp in that can Bye Marco. i’ve seen my otp fall into that before
darecrowavis: simsgonewrong: So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out “THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE
imstilladreamer31: amithereal: I’M CRYING BECAUSE IN CHURCH ONE OF THE LINES OF A HYMN WAS “VERY GOD” AND THIS GIRL BEHIND ME WHISPERED “SUCH CHRISTIANITY” I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING WOW
macklemorrigan: when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one
orthyog: That’s one very devoted cat owner.
f3tchh: earl-frank-sun: girlspines: pregnat4: k1mkardashian: thatsmoderatelyraven: i thought this was a chicken with its hands on its hips omfg IM TRYING SO HARD TO SEE THE CHICKEN BUT ALL I SEE IS A PUG??? that is one sassy chicken oh my
nikaalexandra: quick fuckin doodle of everything that pisses me off about tumblr and the number one reason i wanna go on hiatus
locked-in-the-storage-closet: consultingtimelordsorcerer: dubbledeckerbus: Is it a gif? Is it a jpeg? No one knows. EVERY TIME I THINK IT’S NOT GONNA DO IT ANYMORE IT FUCKING DOES IT AGAIN READY TO FUCKING R I P M Y S O U L O U T FUCK THIS
lychgate: i-sucked-dick-on-accident: dirk-dirkleton: lychgate: here if you didnt like my last joke im sure this one will hit the funny bone nO OH MY GOD I REALLY WISH YOU GUYS WOULD STOP WITH THE NINA JOKES ALREADY I TAKE THIS ANIME WAY TOO FUCKING
tes1a: tes1a: gamers dont take hot showers they take -y ones
thearmedgentleman: sexecutive-outcums: unsubstantiatedrumors: 99.9% Need not apply Ok, this is a recruitment ad I like Probably one of four recruiting ads that doesn’t have an obnoxious, overly dramatic voice-over and soundtrack added.
tastywolf: deercreep: well ok that’s one way to go. that took some guts
princessbubblgum: graymaven: princessbubblgum: at disneyland there’s this thor meet and greet thing and he does this whole spiel about how there’s only ONE WHO CAN PICK UP MJOLNIR and he challenged ANYONE IN THE CROWD TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT and then
onlythelastofus-deactivated2014: Any sudden moves and I put one right between your eyes.
jontronshat: im fucking CRYING someone on the xbox one made their gamertag “xbox sign out” and then they trap people on call of duty so they get angry and yell “xbox sign out! get out of the way!” and if they fuck up REAL good they sign out accidentally.
queerpotters: sherlocksmyth: I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.” #percy jackson
lll-komaeda-lll: deergay: sonimaeda: deergay: (gets down on one knee) will you be my bruh bruh thats gay but bruh bruhzoned again
hardforbrandon: THE FIRST POUNCE WAS ADORABLE, BUT THE SECOND ONE?????? I CAN’T TAKE THIS.
maddcowzz: novas-grimoire: seraphica: Infanta - Coats I want the red one. Though I’d be happy with any of them. 0_0 want
tibblewinkles: d0gbl0g: whoa this rules Whether this works or not, one thing is definitely true: A dog’s sense of smell is between 1,000 to 10,000,000 times more sensitive than a human being’s (dependant on breed). For example, if we smell spaghetti,
maareep: That one episode where Jigglypuff tried to kill Team Rocket.
eriscontrol: he did it. he made another one.
