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jakey-ze-fox: snotvanilla: odins-one-eyed-fuck: lovelyphantasmagoria: setbabiesonfire: swallowedwholeinnegatives: What does this mean? That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask. YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING CRYSTAL PYRAMIDS THEY
skyyylynn: paytertots: This weekend, two students in my school committed suicide. A few upperclassmen got thousands of sticky notes and wrote nice sayings on them and put one on every single locker in the school in hopes of lifting everyone’s spirits
see-but-do-not-observe: nothingislocked: miffeee: assgod: how about taking the water out of people and using it to waterbend? hasn’t anyone thought of this Katara uses blood to bend at one point…. that was the scariest character from the whole
theslipperiestbutt: brainstatic: historical-nonfiction: A Pythagorean cup looks like a normal drinking cup, except that the bowl has a central column in it. It was supposedly invented by Pythagoras of Samos (yes, that one). It allows the user to fill
rainbow-lick: rainbow-lick: “Fursuiting has a certain dimming effect on one’s senses. My senses aren’t razor sharp on the best day, so cover me in fur, take away a good portion of my hearing and vision, and I become a tad ineffectual in navigating
shrimpfur: fawnprinceling: My paw feet rights came in today >’w’ imma wear my socks and we’re gonna be cat feets together but you’ll be that one mean cat who pushes me out of the warm spot and sits on peoples hands when they’re trying
bokunonico: malaclasecl: Arte sobre arte…. THE FINGER ONE THOUGH
mmarlarkey: best one I’ve seen
fearingfun: leadhooves: monstre-rose: thenimbus: bunchesopunches: Yeah if you haven’t seen “Kung Fu Hustle”, stop whatever you’re doing and go watch that shit. Love this movie This is one of my personal faves I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: skyrim is one of those games that you say you’ll play a couple of minutes of before breakfast and then look outside your window a second later and see the sun setting
jujubee58: majortvjunkie: so much drama in one photo somebody hold me back
arseniccyanide: IS NO ONE GOING TO tALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT ALL OF THE COLORS NOTEPAD DEEMS ‘CREATIVE’ ARE THE COLOrS THAT MAKE UP THE CLOCK?? THEY ARE IN LOVE I DON’T EVEN CARE THAT THEY ARE INANIMATE OBJECTS ANYMORE I S H I P I
gambling-withdesire: superbooked: i want to open a book store that is 24 hours and people can finally go out at like 2am and be like “i just finished the first book in the series i need the next one stat” or if people are just having a stressful
monochrome-is-my-name: lookatwhattheyredoingtome: This man is photoshops himself into celebrity photos. He is my new hero. That last one!!! His face!!!! I fucking lost it!!!
bigbigtruck: quotes taken from the source (the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this)
cat-and-parrot: am i the only one that really wants this guys explanation
natakured: harlyesynn: achubbycupcake: I’ve posted the one with the lovely ladies but I found with some handsome fellas! Men need body acceptance and body love just as much as women!! YES! yes and thank you
rogue-of-blood: piccasa: silvermoon424: seerofsarcasm: Alright, followers, especially younger ones, we need to have a quick talk. Some of you in the cosplay community may have heard of the very recent murder of a 15 year old girl who had gone to a
fullmetalbukkake: the 3rd one omg
holywatersupersoakers: greatestshowinthegalaxy: greatestshowinthegalaxy: FUCK so at work my job is to shop for customers who put in an order for groceries online and so this one lady wanted a wine called “hella fine” and i was like no fucking way
moriarty: how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones
girlsrule-subsdrool: freyasfancy: heyepiphora: The first sex toy Mindy Browning ever purchased was also the one she believes poisoned her […] it caused such severe pain that she could barely speak. After reading dozens of articles and horror stories
diamoncls: is no one going to mention the girl who threatens to poison the dog
mspaintadventuring: jadecake: paledreamers: danosaur-and-phillion: activatewindows: letshope: Sickest Candle ever. It’s like the olympic closing ceremony… funny story about these, i had a red one on my birthday and everyone was like “wow
roughkiss: peevsie77: gay-undertones: gay-undertones: So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK” I PRESENT TO
gems-from-you: one-precious-life: blondesquats: people who can do this are jesus No lie I watched this for about 5 minutes before I could reblog it
its-just-cat: moriarty: how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones Well winter
jitterbugjive: I am super fabgay but I don’t care I WILL WEAR THESE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
chaos-and-cookies: i scrolled down looking for an explanation but there wasn’t one…
dbvictoria: The best of the internet’s response to the 5th Olympic ring not opening During the opening ceremony for the Sochi Winter Olympic Games, mechanical snowflakes rose towards the sky and bloomed to create the Olympic rings, except for one
mrshezza: claraboobearbum: mrshezza: so this kid got bored in class and asked the teacher if he could climb on the top of the cupboard thing and teacher was like “as long as it doesnt break and you dont fall of ok” Did no one notice swag plank?
tylerchokely: *gets 5 notes on a post* this is it this is the big one
dont-mind-me-but-i: theg3stalt: djstrachattack: awokenmtlt: xengaming101: tafkal: … Oh… oh whoops. good catch on that one, hasbro oh When unicorns forget they have a horn
andaniellight: one-day-i-will-fall-asleep: death-by-fangirling: bronzedragon: tomfelton-andthe-cumber-cocks: strawberriesandjane: funsizedfox: “they won’t let me eat,wont let me sleep..” “who?” “…..them.” Oh. I AM CRYING I remember
killbenedictcumberbatch: an artist is stranded on a desert island alone and decides to pass the time by drawing. less that a minute after they take out a sketchbook, one lone person washes up on the island and desperately says “oh my god you can draw
tsunderetendencies: One True Pairing.
socialistictendencies: tumblr in one picture
trevenant: pleatedjeans: This is How You Prank Someone. THE LAST ONE OH MY GOD
pussylipgloss: i hope one day someone does it back
oy-eld-thankee: I love how the other one is like “whoop, heres my ride”
skepkitty: bonsaifiasco: skepkitty: skepkitty: skepkitty: I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES LOOK AT THIS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and
bluemaiden: aaron-ouji: Name one good thing a white people did. Made Tumblr so you can bitch about how horrible a race of people are despite the fact that they can’t help being white anymore than a black or hispanic can.
hardforbrandon: THE FIRST POUNCE WAS ADORABLE, BUT THE SECOND ONE?????? I CAN’T TAKE THIS.
chuabaka: textpostsandcats: being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
ramavatarama: waywardvagabondslilcousin: a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan years later juan sends a picture of himself to his
vgstorytime: I hope no one’s done this joke yet
joshpeckofficiall: macklemuffin: QUICK WHICH ONE DO I REBLOG FROM SOMEONE HELP reblog it from me
farrox: farrox: Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT
hatteress: writeroost: emmelinejones: writeroost: moriartart: hello-there-good-sir: Ragnarök is not a “one day” deal of an apocalypse. IT STARTS WITH THREE YEARS OF WINTER HOW DO YOU KNOW WE SURVIVED IT IT’S NOT OVER fUCK In Australia
spiritcookie: stedilnik: forest doge butt one of these days Sted……….
kingjaffejoffer: kissmeslevres: Yo i’d like to know what he did to deserve this “Fuck this one person in particular” - God
sixpenceee: El Paso’s High School happens to be one of the oldest buildings in that city. Eerie reports from students and faculty include urban legends surrounding the building’s fourth floor, which is said to be inhabited by a thick mist. Some
gallifreyslocked: when i was in year 5, i did a speech on clumsiness for my school’s public speaking contest and to be clever, i tripped on my way to the stage dropping my note cards all over the place, but then i pulled the real ones out of my pocket
friendlytree: wrywlf: it’s been years since i’ve first seen this comic and i still think it has one of the best punchline delivers of anything i’ve ever seen eternal classic
-annoying: one time i explained post limit to my mom and she says “is that why you get off the computer sometimes”
angryplum: shsl-pornstar: man i wish homophobic people were actually AFRAID of gay people like could you imagine having the power to strike fear in peoples hearts with your homo “If I do not have one trazillion dollars on my doorstep by noon
trekkiee: mcroosa: Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER
taritoons: jakesus: chocolate-covered-portals: airbenderedacted: catchday: Full-scale Portal turret AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK
neonir: DAYMAN *Aaaauuaaaaahhh* FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN *Aaaauuaaaaahhh* CHAMPION OF THE SUN *Aaaauuaaaaahhh* YOU’RE A MASTER OF KARATE AND FRIENDSHIP FOR EV ERY ONE!
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