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enouement: doublejoeseven: neko-shadow: ow ow owowowowow puns hurt Puns are glorious. reading every single one of these was like getting slapped in the face by a five year old
kei-renzo: Dun-dun-dun! Here at last; first batch of the winter photosession results! I will be uploading bit after bit, and some backstage photos as well, once I am done with normal ones. :) Special thanks to Nayumi and Xellos, and Nayumi’s mom -
cultofbioshock: “For every choice, there is an echo. With each act, we change the world. One man chose a city, free of law and God. But others chose corruption. And so the city fell. If the world were reborn in your image, would it be paradise, or
ask-fillypinkiepie: askquillsparkle: travelersofeverest: princemetalthunder: aqueousescapist: hiccup-horrendous-haddockiii: aqueousescapist: ATTENTION. IF YOU GET ONE OF THESE IN YOUR INBOX FROM AN EMAIL THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT, DO NOT CLICK ON IT.
crispy-ghee: susheep: probably one of the most honest statements about talent i’ve ever heard. i try to tell people this all the time. yup pretty much
cloudydrake: cloudydrake: arcaneseamstress: nymphominatrix: made this transparent I love you, sea pancake. yes, two chances to reblog sea pancake twice in one night. excellent.
fanatic-proxy: idiotsonfb: fuckyeahidiotsonfacebook: Not the mythological being we deserved but the one we needed. just like Ralph… Satan is just misunderstood. Of course. Everything mentioned about him in the Bible is wrong.
bro-just: randomstabbing: hilariousslut: aliveforalittlewhile: warcrimenancydrew: historywhore: warcrimenancydrew: do you guys remember that one post about how men feel entitled to take up so much space and women have to deal with a lot less?
starrysleeper: rebelliouslittlemockingjay: some awesome signs outside the Supreme Court that one girl had me at “I look really good in white” because how can you say no that
saintlallaward: on all the animal testing/go vegan posts on here tonight: yes i think it’s wrong no i do care yes i love animals i’d rather get our species cruelty to each other sorted before we deal with how we treat the other ones i fucking need
feunext: Sketches from my notebook. One reason I flunked the first semester of college.
geisha-licious: Eitarou, the only one male geisha, preparing his everyday makeup (SOURCE)
dramallamapie: overland-frost: runawayshounen: One of the scariest things Dreamworks had done to their logo.
haave-you-met-ted: haave-you-met-ted: no one liked my facebook status tonight even though it’s 10/10 quality
foxintwilight: Been trying out more doodle-ish style while listening to one of the best indie rock groups, Fleet Foxes
thedarkestofoverlords: Once in like 2007 when I was 10 I was invited to a sleepover and these girls were doing some sort of ritual and they needed my blood so they sliced my finger with a coke can and one whispered “you’re now emo” and then they
creamy-vodka-sauce: one-shot-two-kills: moistnugget: Breaking news: Last text between Boston Bombing suspects retrieved by FBI Bahahaha omg IS IT OK TO LAUGH?! HAHAHAAAHAHAHA
adornoble: I’ve been casually trying to find this video on tumblr dot com since October when I was hungover and watched it for about 5 minutes without stopping suffice it to say it is one of the greatest of all existing videos
princemetalthunder: sigoynerblod: deermary: if i see one more goddamn person reblog the first picture with a black and white filter, tagging it with “lucifer” “horror” ”666” or “demons” and thinking they’re cool, i’m gonna
andwecouldrunawaytogether: fivehundreddaysofawesomeness: This is why Drake Bell is one of my favourite people In love with mr bell
shotamune: Reblog this and I will draw you a birdie based of your blog/url like this one: the sky’s the limit, just kidding, the limit is May/10… uvu
thewholockgames: dean-the-hug-monster: I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me. He doesn’t have a car. He
ibeggedformercytwice: fandomslittlefangirl: little-miss-lalonde: HERE, GO CRAZY! Yes please send me one D: I never get mail. I love how butt comes first. Plus this includes cosplay.
I AM HUGGING YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU ALSO SOMEONE ATE ONE OF YOUR SHOES BUT THIS IS NOT ABOUT THAT
grodus: i like this one
belaroos: fishpun: belaroos: i’d sell my soul for just one popular text post OH fCUK NO WE’RE NOT GONNA DO THAT
nowimthevillain: heychessikuh: basedgodniall: when you spell restaurant right on the first try LOOK AT HOW MANY NOTES THERE ARE I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE genuinely thought I was just an illiterate boob
behind-these-fangirl-eyes: if-it-breathes-i-ship-it: isis-: norsegodsandfallenangels: kazstiel: Always reblog because wings. the last one though When he wraps them around Dean oh i wish that was how it went Holy fucking shit yes please I MADE
creamy-vodka-sauce: one-shot-two-kills: bleedingdesu: da-i-am-here: elixirrr: raltar: A strange phenomena is happening in some Russian forests. People are finding strange, deep holes. They appear in the dense forest, in the places you can’t reach
mutisija: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: one time i saw someone skipping rocks and eating a sandwich along the beach and idk he just tossed his sandwich in the water and bit the rock and he just stiffened a bit but i saw him dying inside after realizing
intriguedromance: misterdelfuego: Still one of the best things on the Internet. His fucking face.
wehavedragonshiccup-deactivated: I’m not one of them
imbaronalberto: imbaronalberto: you guys omfg i went to an amusement park today and on one of the rides i figured out where the camera was hidden and i i want this to be my legacy
dooweeweeweeboo: zombie1ovejuice: weshookthesky: The Blue Dragon (Glaucus atlanticus), one of the world’s rarest and most beautiful mollusks that’s an alien, that’s an alien dragon baby. that’s the coolest thing I’ve ever seen YES FINALLY
mackenziexestacado: askcenterstage: artandemptypasts: There’s a difference between being shy and being an introvert—and though I’m not quite sure which one I am, it’d really help if you just tried to not shun me for it. I promise, I get better
happyheretic: punpunichu: zerachin: ahegaotheresa: americanninjax: monkeykingstudios: collegehumor: How German Sounds Compared To Other Languages One of these is not like the others. LMFAO??? I almost pissed myself!! I love German so much. I’m
my-left-shoe-left-for-the-movies: feferipeixes: mira-of-sassgard: thisisemobuddy: avengethetardisandcastiel: sterekhobrien: ill-never-be-your-chosen-one: Going to run an experiment. This post will have 0 tags. I want to see how many people it can
hoechleberryfinn: breakingnews: Pope: ‘Who am I to judge’ gay people? NBC News: Pope Francis on Monday said “who am I to judge?” gay people as he discussed one of the most divisive issues affecting the Catholic Church. “I have yet to find
pizza-sweetheart: so this one time a baby squirrel decided i was his new mom and
verysiriuspotterhead: the-yolocaust: remember that one year there were a bunch of creepy animated animal musicians *war flashbacks*
lumos5000: gallifreyan-sleuth: This is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen. Apparently a little boy asked Ben to hold up this sign so that the paparazzi would take pictures of it and word would spread about his lost puppy. reasons why this man is one
twilightafterdark: pleatedjeans: 22 Teachers Caught Being Awesome I wanna be one of these teachers guys
woman-of-winterfell: one of these people is going to get off the island
joshmosh415: I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore all the other silly laws made by man they claimed were
ishida-ishimaru: swagabonds: soupin: glitterweave: chronicallylate: HOW TO MAKE A CUTE DRESS OUT OF SHORTS put shorts on put legs in one leg hole pull up and on to shoulder instant fashion And here we have glitterweave sporting a beautiful Sunset
ratmother: one time i was laughing with my sister and i said haha hokey pokey is kinda like sex. in out in out shake it all about. and she just looked at me dead in the eyes and ‘you put your right leg in’
candlebud: cuntused: candlebud: people that wish dragons were real are you sure ARE YOU POSITIVE The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow. sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons
officialblackhole: earthqirl: wow look at that van gogh THAT’S IT THIS PUN WINS BEST PUN OF THE YEAR 2013: THIS ONE
concernedresidentofbakerstreet: jaybird-in-the-tardis: in my social studies class we were talking about laws and shit and one boy goes “Why is rape illegal? Don’t girls like dominance?” and the smallest girl in class got up and socked him in
wellheyproductions: entropic-dissonance: sentientcitizen: penciltothetemple: jestermd: the-last-of-december: Nice guy Lucifer is the best meme Yes Oh man, get on my blog. By far my favorite one here is “Not a character in the Bible / Still
mufasamonsta: tahthetrickster: i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE “THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
tubesockss: butt-hole-bread: jeremyblogsthings: justcallmejude: booksbreathe: 123lee: Banksy. I’ve reblogged almost all of these. Fuckin dope artist. I will never tire of Banksy. The last one though. I love Banksy, man.
comickit: shavingryansprivates: angelofthanatos: dancinwithabottle: nothingeverlost: Every time I see this I think to myself “You defaced a book? Hell no I’m not marrying you.” Yeah, I feel that way too. Glad I’m not the only one. Though
ramintafromlt: attackofthepartycannon: youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease: I choked on my water. la-la is the only one who notices wow
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise: Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
karkatsaysfuck: goddamnsugoi: This is a Toothless Hoodie and we all desperately need this. Source 踰? Are you freaking serious? screw that I’m making one myself cause this I must have!
meta6: nentindo: i summed up every single tumblr meme into one picture: lets make this post into a tumblr meme.
best-of-funny: lenmccoy: this was on one of my university’s fb groups and i’ve been laughing for ten years X
iregretthisdecision: sherlocked-with-thebeatles: buzzfeedsports: The Ohio State marching band truly is The Best Damn Band In the Land. THE THIRD ONE OMFG sherlocked-with-thebeatles, you beat me to it! I was just about to say “But guys, the third
lunariacrossing: chewwycrossing: peppercrossin: i walked into static’s house late one night and am i interrupting something private yea man they were playing hopscotch rude for u to barge in unannounced that hopscotch ends right in the bed that
