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“You beat me,†Janice said after a month of chemical warfare with her son, “get that beautiful Cock out.â€
I loved that look my baby sister gave me. It said “once we ditch my friend, we’re going to the closet motel to fuck like rabbits.” I knew because it was turning into quite a common look.
Anonymous said to funsexydragonball: Is it possible to for you to draw a picture of Chi Chi walking in on Gohan & Videl doing the nasty? Maybe as Gohan is about to cum on her face? “Don’t worry, Gohan. Your mom probably won’t
Anonymous said to funsexydragonball: Can you make a quick spolier-sketch of the Goten-Marron-Trunks comic? Well, now that you know the ending, I guess there’s no real reason to finish it! Ha! This doesn’t exactly happen in the
Anonymous said to funsexydragonball: M-mate what? That’s Krillin! He’s the only one who truly cares enough about his wife to actually be good at pleasuring her, the others are indifferent towards them most of the time! I’m actually surprised
chiptheandroid:“Sex mode: deactivated.” it said matter-of-factly. While it didn’t have external status lights, its sole status indicator indicated this was so.
dadsoncircfun: When my mom said my little brother thought he might be gay, I thought I should check and see for myself. Turns out she was right. He really loves cock.
bimbopartygirl: bustysister: I loved that look my baby sister gave me. It said “once we ditch my friend, we’re going to the closet motel to fuck like rabbits.” I knew because it was turning into quite a common look. Meanwhile, back to the Bimbo
pussymodsgaloreThis is wowimbig vacuum pumping her fantastic pussy. See her pull it right down the end of that tube, which the original poster says is 5 inches (12.7 cm) long!Elsewhere I have seen it said that the tubes she uses are home made, home adapte
citadelbloodbeard: At work yesterday, a customer left a note with their order requesting “A hilarious Kill La Kill reference” on the package. “I will make that happen”, I said.
jaynelovesdick: have you ever heard it said that an adopted child is luckier than a child living with their birth parents? because they know they were wanted they are certain their parents wanted them it is the same thing when you becum a girl your need
nakajimx: What a painful post to write. After one year, it’s time for me to take a hiatus. The reason being school starting soon, I sadly have to disconnect but I will do everything I can to come back soon. I already said
johnsmith67: It’s all part of the foreplay. Call her first, describe in painstaking detail what you’re going to do, what she’s going to do, how she’s going to feel, how you’re going to react. Then, arrive and do exactly what you said you
(M) Office oops…my mind is on Friday. I realized what it said as soon as I hit send. HAHAHA! It’s ok, Patricia…I hope you’ve had your box jammed before.
professorlupins:“It’s obvious, isn’t it?” said Ron. “We’ve got to play our way across the room.”
midnitesurprise: I’m writing the new Regular Show comic series for Boom! It’s gonna be drawn by Allison Strejlau. You can read a little interview with me about it on CBR. This is gonna be crazy year, wow wow
Pixiv likes akira yaoiz so I drew their favorite pairing, I hope they really like it I wrote a some shit for this but I forgot what it said, something about Akira being the most romantic, erotic, yaoi porno I ever saw in my life.
yoursecretsub: An Anon daddy said that he wanted to see me! Here you go! I love my new pink hair!!! It matches my ears and tail so that I can play dressup! Check out yoursecretsub.tumblr.com/ and follow for more ;) Sorry to be a little vain
yoursecretsub: An Anon daddy said that he wanted to see me! Here you go! I love my new pink hair!!! It matches my ears and tail so that I can play dressup! Check out yoursecretsub.tumblr.com/ and follow for more ;) I suddenly got an influx of
After my parents died, I got custody of my ten years younger brother. There was a letter enclosed with the will. In essence, it said, “We’ve been raising Eddie the way we raised you. I hope you will continue it.” I smiled to myself.
My phone beeped and I looked at it quickly. Be there in five minutes, it said. I clenched my legs together in excitement - I was looking forward to my first real date with my brother. I shivered and moaned as I thought of the bare - both shaven and pantil
GET OUTTA MY INTERNET CHUTE THE GUY WHO INSTALLED IT SAID IT WAS A ONE-WAY CHUTE
dollyleighofficial: Also (in case I do get a new phone and can have snapchat), is there a way to prevent your contacts from seeing your username? When I tried it on the semi-broken iphone I have it said my contacts could see it, which made me panic.
the-mightyd: adventuredreamimagine: basementdemo: when i saw all time low in 2013 this kid threw his ipod on stage and rian picked it up and it was opened to notes and it said “can i sing dear maria with you?” and the band were pretty much like “yeah
genexart: …from the moment she arrived she couldn’t take her eyes off of her. Wearing the same costume didn’t help. But it wasn’t until the party had started dying down that she noticed the look. It said it all. Lingering until the last guests
170569 said: how was it? frightening as hell I did not like it at all….but there’s gotta be a first time for everything I guess :P
partyshoggoth: Oh No That Was Probably A Really Weird Thing To Say Wasnt It: A Memoir
miraruinada·:Now everything changed. The moment someone brandished a firearm was the moment he’d come to react on instinct. He squeezed Juliet’s shoulder gently, an attempt to get her attention. Don’t, is what it said. It’s better for it to be
thescienceofjohnlock: prissk: friend: “omg there was this bag and it said ‘yea- me: “yeah I know i saw it on tumblr” I end up saying to so many people, so many times that I really should have a shirt with it on.
when i said good afternoon an hour ago i lost 4 followers after it, it must have not been a good afternoon for those people
waddledeequeen:all around me are familar facesworn out places, worn out facesFor people who think that its just like 2-3 folk arguing about PXS and feeling “self entitled” about it, just use tagviewer if you have it and read the tags on this
je-tres-cool:bagajr:That is a perfectly legitimate answer. Literally nothing implied that you couldn’t use x=7. In fact, it was practically ENCOURAGED by the fact that it said you can make it as simple as you want. I WOULD LITERALLY GIVE TOP MARKS
I work with little kids (babies, toddlers, preschool-age) and they have never ever said “snicky-snack” or needed anyone else to say it for them. They say snack. We say snack. They know exactly what it is. How is talking like that NOT the most obnoxious
allyourlovingandlonging replied to your post:Wow. I can’t believe you said that. Yeah it’s just true! My gentleman friend’s dick is only about 5 inches and super fun…but yeah I can’t really ride him cause it always slips out lol see, supasoul821?!
h-arlequingirl: Tumblr makes taking a bath with someone look a lot easier than it actually is.
we-have-notes-and-theories: Not mine, but I felt like it was necessary.~~~This is very necessary, yes.I kinda figured that when he said “the true villain of Gravity Falls” he meant that it was not Bill or Gideon, but someone else that has completely
jen-iii: @artemispanthar brought it to my attention that in the Steven Universe Mad Libs book, it said that Garnet loves to surf and my IMMEDIATE thought was that she brings Steven along and I just had to draw it (also looped ‘Hawaiian Roller Coaster
martinfreeman: moms who pronounce the store “target” like it’s french
adventuredreamimagine: basementdemo: when i saw all time low in 2013 this kid threw his ipod on stage and rian picked it up and it was opened to notes and it said “can i sing dear maria with you?” and the band were pretty much like “yeah get
that-jolly-tardis-sound: in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T
spatialheather: pomatos: retrogradedesigns: Stripe project WIP! Normally I’m not a big fan of stripes, but this design really grew on me as I worked on it They said I couldn’t do it in 2.5 yards. Jokes on them I even had left overs Is that a
@artemispanthar brought it to my attention that in the Steven Universe Mad Libs book, it said that Garnet loves to surf and my IMMEDIATE thought was that she brings Steven along and I just had to draw it(also looped ‘Hawaiian Roller Coaster the entire
Weblena Week Day 7: FREE DAY!I chose to do ADVENTURE WIVES!!! I just ADORE the older designs by @soup-du-silence SO here they are! (Also I just looked up some random runes and they said that these would mean ‘I Love You’ on the sword so I hope they’re
tamiiland: ikimaru: tamiiland: ikimaru: tamiiland: ikimaru: wHAt just happened Caliborn u ok I take it HS updated? bro when you don’t know what I’m talking about, just assume it’s Homestuck It said ‘upd8’ in your
Discord!ok here’s my discord server if u want to join and chat about voltron or something I made a channel for it 8′)(I mean it’s not a vld server per se but most of it rn is shitposting anyway so why not haha)
nobody did it. but if it had been tony ^^^^
someone said quitt and I was like yesss because I secretly wanted to draw it I mean, look at it guys that shits kawaii
Merrill rivalmance update: it … it is done at least the act 2 portion lololol she was sad and angry and stuff there was some yelling and things said such as “I can’t believe I trusted you” and “GET OUT OF MY HOUSE I NEVER
nolukadasgay said: oh this style sorta diverges from your usual one. i like it. also luka gray arm stockingssssss. oh! does it? ahaha i don’t draw in my sketchbook often so its more frustrating for me to fix mistakes and i end up drawing somewhat
theivorytowercrumbles replied to your post: anonymous said:I recently watched… I still need to watch it… ivory……………………….
michiharu: jasonptodd: I had a dream they announced all the women in Overwatch were lesbians and you could get a poster with all of them on it that said “LESBIANS” in the Overwatch font this took me like an hour but i did it @jasonptodd
hello ive been livin it up in the sims for the past week as i said i would ewei made sim ocs named Heath and Alina who are siblings but Alina is adopted (bc i didn’t add her to the household until later shhh it works) but they get along very well and
maya suddenly speaking to claudine in french was the cutest yet THE funniest shit bc claudine’s reaction to it… all the jokes i see now abt how she could have said something embarrassing abt maya and maya would have understood it but didnt say
fuku-shuu:A special Levi figure from the SnK x Taisho Pharmeceuticals promotion! (Source)What if it’s actually Titan serum
When you have a hard time getting his head in cause it’s been like a month since you had sex
Seriously some of you men are turning my biggest pet peeve into guys saying “it’s okay to have preferences” on the subject of body hair on women. No one ever said you had to like it. I’m just saying you shouldn’t ENFORCE
platonic-suggestion: r-grimes: atlantafive: consent through fear is not consent let’s repeat that again: consent through fear is not consent And while we’re at it: consent through guilt is not consent either if some of y'all honestly believe
