it said
find it said on porn pin board
it said clips
it said videos
it said images
Whoever said the anus cannot lubricate by itself is a fucking moron.Most of the times, after a few minutes fingering my hole, it starts lubricating and getting wet to the point I don’t need lube to insert my dildo. The more I play with it, the wette
xxxfamilyfun: “Thanks for helping me move my new bed in,” said my brother Randall. He and his girlfriend Kristen had just moved into their first apartment.“No problem little brother,” I replied. “What do you say we break it in?”
ideclaresurrenderpendence: “(The destiny of an exorcist) was said to be like a lotus flower. From the depths of the mud, it shed light upon the world. That way of life, it will wither and drown into the mud.”
You said whenever I had a pic of my asshole I could send it to you :D and as I love to make other people happy…HOLY FUCK YOUR ASSHOLE IS AMAZING!!!! I really love buttholes, like, it’s weird butt I love having my pussy and ass ate and I love eating
shiftythrifting: found @ grime, a thrift store in worcester, ma. had no idea what it said and got it anyways (google translate says it’s czech and means “i’m not fat i have bones”)
cersei: He repeated: “Long live the Republic!” crossed the room with a firm stride and placed himself in front of the guns beside Enjolras.“Finish both of us at one blow,” said he.And turning gently to Enjolras, he said to him:“Do you permit
youphrasie: i love it when cishet white ppl will say smtn really offensive and then someone will reblog it and add “SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT!!!!!!!” like. yes. someone FINALLY voiced their bigotry. this has NEVER been done before. what a VERY refreshing
ah so! I am feeling a bit better atm so if you want to request anything- a doodle or a fic or something-feel free? winter break is coming up and it’ll be nice trying to get creative again and hopefully combat all the really bad shit I’ve
apparently the art teacher went up to a guidance counselor today and said “hey, can we have donnie go full time if [he] teaches some enrichment classes?” and the guidance counselor said, “you can’t have donnie, [he’s] got a full load of classes
thexfiles: today some kid in my history class said “wasn’t the gay rights movement festering before the 1960s” and my history teacher was like “…that’s probably not the right word to use” and this kid turned around and said “sorry katie”
rabdoidal: I’ve been thinking a lot about how gay people say I love you, and I mean that literally. I’ve known people for a few hours most, and said “I love you” and meant it - new years parties, university tutorials, anime conventions - the
nymori: corvell: one-time-i-dreamt: I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then
watchtheskytonight: chelsdamelsp: ms-macky: yay-im-a-llama-again: You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went
oh my god oh my god she said yes she’s gonna marry me holy shit like I am super excited and mind-boggled she said yes can you believe that
yowulf: When you accidently post something and it has a grammatical error or typo. When someone reblogs said post before you can fix the errors. This just happened the other day and I only noticed once, like, 10 people had reblogged it and I was just
In “Rose’s Room”, after Pearl shuts off the wailing stone she says “Amethyst, I told you not to turn it on in the house!”, which means they had a specific conversation about it in which Pearl said, probably repeatedly, to
My little sister got some books from the book fair and one of them came with a little necklace that had a little purple jewel thing on it so she came up to me all exicited and said “look, it has a gem on it!” So I was like “yea, like
I’m watching some SU reruns with my little sister and she said “Before we ever watched Steven Universe, whenever my friends were sad I never would’ve said ‘If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs’ but
averagesorceress replied to your post: I made a ramen noodle omelet. Or a ram…How did you do this? It looks delicious.Its actually pretty easy! You make ramen as you normally do and while its boiling scramble an egg in a separate pan and crisp
Why is there even an option to X off/delete a recommended post from the dash (on the mobile app) when tumblr is just going to keep recommending it afterward anyway?? You make it look like I can save myself from having to see this crap over and over again
@null507 replied to your post: anonymous asked:I just saw someth…I don’t think the link works I clicked it and it said you had no posts on it. But I’m on mobile so it might just be that@foolsmortals replied to your post: anonymous asked:I
madridista-4-life: Adventure Time - Mama Said (Sneak Peek) When King of Ooo sends Finn and Jake on a mission to catch flying mushrooms, they find their loyalty tested. It airs Thursday, November 5th at 8/7C on Cartoon Network.
accioguitar: An early page of Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone containing a plot line which got cut, from www.jkrowling.com. Source. “So this Flamel bloke found the Stone-” said Ron.“No - he made it,” said Harry. “He was an alchemist,
Mom said that being goth it was good for you.[Me - 2012]
chelsdamelsp: ms-macky: yay-im-a-llama-again: You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge
nanodash: Your brain is such a worthless slacker. I’ll prove it. Relax and stare at this image for a while. After said while (thirty seconds…ish), the colours will begin to disappear (no it’s not a gif). You can even make them go away completely.
CHANYEOL SAID HE HAD AROUND SEVEN TO EIGHT DOGS. CHANYEOL HAD A DOG NAMED "JEFF" AND "SAMMY" AND "AH-JI". HE NAMED JEFF AFTER A WRESTLER AND WHEN ASKED WHY HIS MUM NAMED THE PUPPY SAMMY, HE SAID "I DOOOON'T KNOW." HE HAD A LOT OF PETS BEFORE HE MOVED
official-queen-of-trash: scandalousadventures: This line in my textbook makes it almost worth the 赀 I spent on it Scientists don’t give a shit and it’s so neat. “Mating.” Lmao
andioyu: andioyu: I NEVER USED TO THINK THE HALLWAY IN MY BUILDING IS SCARY AT NIGHT I DO NOW called the landlord about it and he said he’d come fix it and he was actually here yesterday but he didn’t fix it?? so i continue to live in a horror
arcticmonkgays: arcticmonkgays: my brother sent me a package and it said “this is alive and should be opened immediately!” and he lives in new mexico now so i thought it was gonna be a really cool plant or something but i opened it up and it was
maykitz:jellypumpkin:maykitz:i once saw this tiktok where a girl was behind something as if she was kneeling and the caption said “in middle school i was 4'10…” and then she stepped out literally that small and it said “i still
basementdemo:when i saw all time low in 2013 this kid threw his ipod on stage and rian picked it up and it was opened to notes and it said “can i sing dear maria with you?” and the band were pretty much like “yeah get up here” and then it
thenonbinarysafespace: It’s okay to change your identity. It’s okay to discover new and different versions of yourself and it is okay to move forward and completely change your identities as they come and go and are. To be human is to be fluid, to
thecheshirecass: chaifootsteps: gamegeneral: krystal-cage: please just watch this “It’s one second.” I said“It can’t possible be that great.”I was wrong. NYEM I turned the sound on and laughed so hard it hurt
verycoolandnice: I found out my sister was pregnant because she had an alarm set every day that said “BIRTH CONTROL” and one day it said “VITAMINS” instead
puppetaz: A voice spoke through the speakers. It said, “I cannot disobey my master… I will not disobey my master.”Strangely, Sara found herself repeating the odd message. “I… cannot… disobey… my master…” she said slowly. "I
mysextrets: “"So I saw this picture on Instagram the other day and it said “what would you do if you woke up to this?” And the first guy who commented really pissed me off. He said that he would be pissed as hell and that he would make her
patgavin: Giving Google Street Maps a taste of it’s own medicine. We were driving through Fells Point when I saw a strange car in an alley. When it pulled out I saw it said Google on the side. We got so excited we had to chase it down. Took about 10
ms-macky: yay-im-a-llama-again: You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made
ebonyoreo: Sucking a big white thick cock. Me as of March 2018. He wanted racial foreplay. He paid a good amount for it, said record it ppl will like it. So here it is. The way he fucked me was crazy, we didn’t record that though he was fucking me crazy!
mom said she was disappointed in me for having so much hate and anger inside I asked her if she was surprised that I did and she said no fuck you very much mother dearest :) you act like you understand what I’ve been through and what I deal with
Are you fucking kidding me brklynbreed (Tae?) liked stuff on my Instagram and said they liked my style I think it’s okay for me to die now.
here’s that clock i said i got yesterday ovo darn thing scared the heck out of me at 3am when it started to beep loudly dsghas but look ! it has sylveon on it !!
dannielle: i said squash. this is irrelevant. It said think of a veggie and I thought of Veggie… So yeahhhhhhhh…. I agree.!!
looking at engagement rings online because it’s fun and i used to do it all the time when i was bored and A was on the phone with me listening to me prattle on about carats and clarity and cut and color and i picked out what i liked and i said it
I hate drunk calling someone & not remember doing it or what was said the next morning.
eating-ass:one time my friend was making bagel bites late at night and thought the directions said to microwave them for 60 minutes but it said 60 seconds. Anyways, an hour later the plate exploded and she nearly set her house on fire. The things we love
reimenaashelyee: felitomkinson: okay I think this covers the basics of the way I do my lineart, hopefully it’ll be helpful enough! if something’s unclear don’t be afraid to shoot me an ask about it. enjoy and dON’T GIVE UP it might get really
NOW MY PARENTS SAID THEY SAW A FRIGGEN FIN BEHIND ME AND THEY DONT KBOW IF IT WAS A DOLPHIN OR A SHARK SO I HAD TO COME IN MALACHITE YOU WATER BLOCKING LITTLE SHIT
e-jheman: not-productive-person said:Sapphire with face 6 and palette 2 <3 Anonymous said:Omg can you do ruby with face 2 and color scheme 6 please I loved both and ended up with this! They are two tiny aliens in love and i cry
deeevgart: redraw of a project from highschool! It was an inkwash assignment during my senior year so i kept it all greyscale and I love how it came out. This class in general was lit bc @jen-iii and i had it together and we would hide a bunch of rwby
ghostgourd:I love how the ENTIRE fanbase of Eizouken (including myself) saw an adorable child with a dream and a literal model, pushed them aside and said collectively said “her.” While pointing at Kanamori, a 6ft+ money hungry cryptid
I don’t recognize it but if it said it was Vegas i’ll give it the benefit of the doubt.
noyzzkapow said: When I draw fanart I do the same #fff white skin just so I don’t have to think about skin color haha. Makes it easier.sometimes I do the same esp in doodles because it’s faster than coloring and shading everything and making it fit
kissy-kurser: i asked monica what should i doodle and i thought she said to draw a flaming homosexual but she said heterosexual ah well good enough right???
i think i liked it better when you didn’t have your follower count on the front page cause it just said I lost one. …iM SORRY I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME ON ANOTHER BLOG BYE ;u;
somewhatnewtothis replied to your post: anonymous asked:What is it, what … i was able to find it by Xekstrin, but your art style gave it away congrats ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
![Mom said that being goth it was good for you.[Me - 2012]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/86c49c4c7812c1faa50ac7bea52cf838/tumblr_mri2fzQIT81r43dgro1_250.jpg)
