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fuckyeahfranzkafka:“I always wanted you to admire my fasting,” said the hunger artist.“But we do admire it,” said the supervisor obligingly.“But you shouldn’t admire it,” said the hunger artist.-Franz Kafka
hot-sexy-lingerie: Follow me hot sexy lingerie, erotic lingerie, sexy panties, sexy girls My daughter texted me and it said, “Mommy said it’s my turn for maid duty tonight and she got me a new outfit.” When I got the picture, I just
Would you rather wet the bed in… Tshirt in underwear? Or on feetie pjs?? Sorry if this is a bad question I never asked before lol Also sorry it said I couldn’t send you asks it said I couldn’t on your profile DX omourx
You know he brought it up at work today?(Because it’s not something I’m keen on to bring things up like that and demand answers or make things awkward…so left it to him to do if he felt like it…sorry)He worded as *I* am the one who canceled on
004mog:I checked with an ASM to get a second opinion on whether the timing of The Thing I’m about to do tonight is appropriate and she totally Mommed out about it, wanted to know who it was, said “His brother’s cute too!” and supported me! Asked
anekie: givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some
corvell: one-time-i-dreamt: I was walking in the forest during winter, and saw a wendigo sitting under a tree. I asked it if it was going to kill me. It said, “No, this is just a dream.” So I sat next to it in the snow for a bit and then he said,
cannibaliza: camwyn: cookienun: iraffiruse: Technology then and now at first i thought it was the same number then I noticed it said GB and damn As one of the tech review magazines said a few years ago when the first 32 GB micro SD cards came out,
feed-me-fitness: amburgurandfries: enterthedreamatorium: If you’re a boy who walked up to younger/nerdier girls in the hallway during high school and said “hey my friend thinks you’re cute” and then burst into giggles along with said friend
zealotarchaeologist: i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat” it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
giantspacefetus:guys a girl from my high school got a tattoo in arabic that she thought said “stay true find peace” and i showed my friend who speaks arabic and he said it said “music bikes nature wind”
watch weeds they said it’ll be fun they said
stonedocean: “FINALLY SOMEONE FUCKING SAID IT. FINALLY. SOMEONE SAID THE BIGOTED SHIT I WAS TOO AFRAID TO SAY BECAUSE I KNOW I’D GET SHIT FOR IT IF I SAID IT MYSELF. FINALLY I CAN RIDE THE COATTAILS OF SOMEONE ELSE’S IGNORANCE SO MY OWN IGNORANCE
goodwinsginnifer: IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOU REALIZE THE RELATIONSHIP OF TWO FICTIONAL CHARACTERS OWNS YOUR SOUL AND YOU CAN’T GET YOUR LIFE BACK AND NOTHING MATTERS ANYMORE
voiceactresskurutta replied to your post “Don’t worry artie, I’m sure House Guest is next week. Mc Burnett said it, zap2it, and a few other sources have said it. I know CN is the last credible source, but I’m pretty convinced that
Yesterday I showed my little sister the teaser trailer for Zootopia and she loved it. She was so excited, and then disappointed that it’s not coming out until next year.She also said “My favorite part was at the end when it said ‘Like nothing
I got this from a fortune cookie and my little sister said I should post a picture of it asking which one of you it is
cumaeansibyl:cumaeansibyl:I believe very strongly in “I didn’t say it was good, I said I liked it” but what might be even more important is “I didn’t say it was bad, I said I hated it” I just wanna say if you hate something good because
0hmycas: princeowl: baiko: GUYS LOOK THIS IS SO CUTE. HOVER OVER THE PICTURE WITH MOUSE click the cyan button on the left side of the donut box and hover over the grey donut Do it do what the person said dO IT
yungmelaninking: igotyourfav: noifsandsorwhats: facelesskinkyblackguyblog: chrissongzzz: 😭😭😭😭 crowd actually said said “Ooooooo” Jesus I can’t stop watching it Lmfaooo 😭😭😭
dougtfs: “Grow muscle” it said in one side of the coin, and “shrink” it said on the other. Joe flipped it and it landed on muscle. “Whoahh” he gasped as his body ballooned with brute strength, tearing his shirt to shreds. He stared down at
memeufacturing: “please try this update”, said staff. “no”, said everybody “tryyyy it”, said staff. “no”, said everybody, quieter this time
trxyes: Age Test this is so cool! add your real and mental age in the tags :)
wlws:so I work at starbucks right and I was making this old lady a taste test drink to help her decide if she wanted a bigger size and I give her this drink right and as she’s about to take a drink I deadass said “take a fu-” before I stopped and
cummbunny: he said it!! HE SAID IT AHHH!! darfin was doing things to me :$ and he said ‘are you going to cum for daddy’ and I exploded soooo hard and now my legs don’t work and I’m so happy and tired but he called himself daddy!!!!
said something bad so he was lecturing/mocking me
I wonder what it says about me and my relationship that when he was about to cum on my face I said ‘dont get it on my blanket’ and he said ‘I already made sure not to’. I am more concerned about my faux fur blanket than my eyeballs.
tendencytoslip said: IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO GO SEE A MOVIE. I saw it last night at 11pm. this is true and how I normally feel, but the past week has finally caught up to me and I’m so tired and mad at myself for being tired because now I can’t
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nunvil: when pidge saw the pilot and her voice went all small and she said ‘oh no… are you okay?’ my heart audibly broke
sharndraws said: what how can you be annoyed at cats ; w; maybe when I get repeatedly hurt for no reason by said cat lmao milkywayinajar said: oh man dood, cats are like people, everyone is different but nobody is perfect hurting others (me) goes
fuckyeahgodofmischief: Become a figure skater they said it will be fun they said
fairymascot replied to your post: fairymascot replied to yo… i SWEAR TO GOD i read somewhere that the character designer said that, but now i can’t find it……. u_u heheheh IT OK its a funny possibility tho omg chikane is a horrible senpai
I went on a date with someone new the other night. After a drink, some laughs and conversation, he walked me home from the bar but before we said goodbye, he leaned his back against the building and pulled me in close. He pushed my skirt and panties aside
