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that-jolly-tardis-sound: in geometry class today, a kid’s phone started siri while my teacher was explaining a proof, and it said “sorry, i didn’t understand that. could you say it again?” and mY TEACHER STARTED EXPLAINING IT AGAIN HE DIDN’T
thelunaticyouarelookingfor: sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:Jean turned his head away as soon as he was kissed and struggled to free his now trapped arms above his head. “Fucked or not, I don’t care. I’ll keep running. I will run until I drop dead. I’ll cross every
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:Jean shuddered when he was pinned down face down, feeling Rome’s weight against him and the result of him kneeing him in the crouch. Fuck his pain brings pleasure bullshit. It was annoying, but it touching him
jordan-reet: Wanna talk about it? Just some stupid lady behind me at the grocery store. Told me that if I couldn’t understand the cashier I should not drink during the day, said my speech was slurred. Told her I was deaf and that it was a deaf
jen-iii: @artemispanthar brought it to my attention that in the Steven Universe Mad Libs book, it said that Garnet loves to surf and my IMMEDIATE thought was that she brings Steven along and I just had to draw it (also looped ‘Hawaiian Roller Coaster
noizybunnyboy: Mink has one of those smiles where it’s like he…smiled (；☉_☉) but, it’s also like he smiled (●♡∀♡) He has a grin that’s capable of being both incredibly intimidating and incredibly attractive at the same time…this
marikodraws: I had this post queued for 3 am and I think it literally broke my blog, like it said it was deactivated and I was in a panic a good 20 minutes, so that was fun. The original post is lost to the void, but my blog is back and now you get my
petrarals: why do ppl think tsukishima is really mature he’s a 15 y/o boy who laughed when tanaka said “city boys” bc it sounded like “shitty boys” like honestly
je-tres-cool:bagajr:That is a perfectly legitimate answer. Literally nothing implied that you couldn’t use x=7. In fact, it was practically ENCOURAGED by the fact that it said you can make it as simple as you want.I WOULD LITERALLY GIVE TOP MARKS TO
roane72: Honestly, I think the whole “don’t pay the writers” thing boils down to the notion that everybody thinks they can write. It’s the old saw about the novelist at a cocktail party having to hear someone say, for the millionth time, “I’d
alessiapelonzi: Time to admit it: I’m totally in love with nbchannibal. Can’t wait to see the next episode, in which Hannibal and Alana are going to become… more than friends.
I just watched a woman nearly drown in piss
geekandmisandry: dinogatorr: iguanamouth: i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and
thelunaticyouarelookingfor:sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now that’s a
sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer”
allthechantry: devinco: korinabrownn: Okay, so, basically, it’s a vibrator, but, it goes with the rhythm/beat of whatever you are listening to. It’s ๕.99. (lol) My friend and I saw this in our Human Sexuality class presentation, looked at each
twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND
sirisexual: benfoldsone: okaysizedbangtheory: you done it congration I THOUGHT IT SAID YOU BONE IT
tamethecunt: I’d be mroe impressed if it said CUNT. Than again its not like it needs that mark, it just is!
sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer”
thelunaticyouarelookingfor:sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now that’s
fear-obsession: “The hands resist him” In the year 2000, this painting was sold in Ebay. It had a really weird and creepy publicity that made it famous, people who stared at it said they felt a strange sensation and anxiety.This painting
earlmerle: “Do you feel it, Zach? My coffee warned me about it. Yesterday morning. The milk I poured in my coffee made a sign. It said, ‘Tomorrow you’ll arrive in a place that will change your fate.’”
squid-ink: languageoclock: languageoclock: i bought a set of watercolour paints on amazon a few days ago and in the product description it said it comes with a “free gift” so i was thinking “cool it’ll probably be like a paintbrush or sth”
poopyena: supersassyfeminist: submissivedreamer: See, I hate pictures like this. Why is it seen as though a man is doing a favor if he’s doing the dishes? Why is it said that he’s nice enough to do the dishes? Why is it just expected that the
thinkingimages: At present, the title began to dawn on me. It said: ‘The art of Japanese Joinery’, made in 1977 After a small peek into the content of this book, it occurred to me that it was filled only with old Japanese ways to attach two or
warmsunnyd: mlschmitt: Bob’s Burgers exterminators Oooo I was driving the other day and the car next to me was (I’m guessing) an exterminating business van. It had a huge fly on it and it said “SWAT Team.” I thought of bob’s burgers.
gokunopico: rabioheab: last week in french class it said “anime: to bring to life” on the board and i stared at it for 10 minutes before realizing that it meant anime the french verb wake me up wake me up inside wake me up and watashi no doki
penis-peeper:penis-peeper:“ok but PROVE that physically disabled people have value” I don’t need to prove it? they just do? they’re valuable because I value them? I said I value them and I’m saying that to your face? If you can’t cope with
Can I just say real quick that jokes about serious topics aren’t always bad. It’s not uncommon for me to joke about things like death and anorexia because I’ve experienced it personally and it makes me feel a little better that I’m
bri3395:sapiosexual-musings:andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:riddlemehiddleston: This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter. The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the
rottenmorgue: So we decided to do something last night that we have never done as a couple and go to a haunted house lol it said on the site we were allowed to dress up if we wanted so we were like okay fuck it lets do it.Only ones dressed up, got asked
thelunaticyouarelookingfor: sernacht: So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now that’s
phoenixfidelity: I haven’t seen it said, so I’ll say it. If you look at it from a certain perspective, Diamond Days (and in a way–all of SU) is a metaphor for transphobia and dead naming. Steven has spent his life being compared to Rose. Rose
dampsandwich: the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore
“Oh my god Tommy, it never seems to be real whenever I see it,” said Mary. I stood up and turned to face them, and all they could do was look down at the meat in front of them. “You’ve both been teasing me all day, well now it’s my turn,”
lesbiankaliprasad: i saw this post where it was an edit of the it cast, included all the cast except jeremy and chosen, the person who made it said ‘i just couldn’t find any “”any model”” pictures of them’ oh honey- we all know why, you
He said it himself and now he’s embarrassed by it. Isn’t that adorable?
benjikoffinkat: crimson-smirk: People mistake Janelle for the name Jeanette a lot. Even at Starbucks sometimes. It’s very rare when they spell my name right. One time, I got my coffee & it said “Ginel” on it -___- I’ll just be Cat when
je-tres-cool:bagajr:That is a perfectly legitimate answer. Literally nothing implied that you couldn’t use x=7. In fact, it was practically ENCOURAGED by the fact that it said you can make it as simple as you want. I WOULD LITERALLY GIVE TOP MARKS
last night I was on the desktop version of Tumblr and I swear I saw it said Steve Lacy liked one of my text posts (in those disappearing notifications at the bottom right) but then when I went to check it, it wasn’t there. my eyes are really fucking
thelunaticyouarelookingfor:sernacht:So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said? “Do not come any closer.” Now that’s a
