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tessatargaryen: This would be the first time in as long as I can remember that I actually like how I look and left the dressing room happy instead of upset and frustrated. That feeling alone is motivation enough to keep working hard 💪ðŸ¼
la–disputee: Went into H&M to try to get fancy clothes and ended up looking like a bum instead ðŸ’🽠at least I’m comfy 😇
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“Your wife told him that he couldn’t fuck her, so he covered her face in cum instead…”http://cheatingfantasies.tumblr.com
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foreveralone-lyguy: People that say heck instead of hell or fudge instead of fuck scare me
inabluedr3am:hot take: people who buy from breeders instead of adopting from animal shelters are the same people who wanna have their own children instead of adopting. Like it’s fine? I guess? Except it’s like the animals in the shelter aren’t good
biandrogyne:instead of “TERFs DNI”, try “this blog supports trans women”instead of “TERFs DON’T TOUCH”, try “this post is inclusive of trans women”think about the context of what you’re trying to say. if it can be replaced with “i
ipoetried:listen to yourself and watch your language.instead of saying “sorry for ranting”, say “thank you for listening to me”.instead of saying “sorry that i am overemotional”, say “thank you for trying to understand something difficult”.
thehandthatfollows-deactivated2:Edging instruction:No touch today. If you choose no touch instead of only edging outside your home/apartment/residence yesterday you may do yesterday’s edging instruction instead of no touch today. If you did yesterday’s
oberynmartell:everyone is complaining about how “tumblr is dying” but how the fuck is it supposed to survive if ya’ll dont reblog from content creators??? if all you do it like their work instead of reblogging it, instead of spreading it around.
smallmight: bigstupiduglyogre: thebuttkingpost: zoraiya: It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage. I feel like
leha: whatwaitlol: phonesignal: dicpic: I just saw a guy using a flip phone. Its 2015 you just saw a drug dealer my sister uses a flip phone instead of a smart phone so she pays more attention to the people around her instead of staring at a screen
westbor0baptistchurch: gracethelostgirl: imaybedeadbutimstillpretty: Every time I hope this line will change and Mia just straights calls her a bitch instead of a jerk. Personally i like it how she calls her a jerk instead of a bitch. It teaches young
purpletransgrrrl: siddharthasmama: superqueerartsyblog: Comic about slurs, published in the Galago magazine last summer. And this is really how it is. Instead of placing the onus on us and asking why we don’t say anything, ask yourselves instead
vijara: lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving
ipoetried: listen to yourself and watch your language.instead of saying “sorry for ranting”, say “thank you for listening to me”.instead of saying “sorry that i am overemotional”, say “thank you for trying to understand something difficult”.
etereas: vijara: lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you
elasticitymudflap: ok but instead of cold jerky crewmates i originally thought the other rubies and sapphires to be what if they were like really annoying older siblings instead sapphire’s are really strict and pretentious and really short tempered
seraphsfire: better idea than going to see spongebob instead of 50 shades of grey: go see jupiter ascending instead, support a movie directed/written by a trans woman, named after the main female character, with badass costume design, spaceships designed
definitelynotsatan: seerofsarcasm: oliviatheelf: The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you
childofthe-universe: w-y-s-f: SS 3/4 - Spring My family always buy me flowers instead of chocolate for Easter, but as they’re already potted in my garden I thought I’d show you the flowers on my underwear instead :)I actually like this photo quite
livingthehardknocklife-deactiva: Instead of treated, we get tricked Instead of kisses, we get kicked It’s the hard knock life!
remmidemmi: All I have eaten today is half a jar of peanut butter.… sometimes I gross myself out.and instead of doing my laundry I draw fictional characters instead hahahahhahahaaah
mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
canadad: play marco polo except use “wake me up” instead of marco and “WAKE ME UP INSIDE” instead of polo
blowjobhorseman: blowjobhorseman: blowjobhorseman: I know this isn’t Bojack related, but recently instead of turning men down by saying “no, thank you”, I experimented with saying “I’m engaged” and flashing a ring instead. Needless to say,
My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because instead of becoming a princess, she was like "nah, fuck that" and became a king instead.
zoraiya: It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.
You will lock your husband in chastity and give me the key.Instead of sucking his cock you will suck my pussy.Instead of him fucking you, I’ll fuck you.I will make you cum several times every day.He will never have another orgasm.
charliechastity:Before we begin, I think we need some new safe words. Yes, boy.Instead of GREEN, just say, “Thank you, Mistress.”And instead of YELLOW, “Add time to my lock-up.”Hmm, but RED. The new one should be quick to say, easy to remember.
HentaiPorn4u.com Pic- I have a fear that one day when I attempt to take a shit, the shit will take me instead. http://animepics.hentaiporn4u.com/uncategorized/i-have-a-fear-that-one-day-when-i-attempt-to-take-a-shit-the-shit-will-take-me-instead/I have
seventhbrother: At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and today when one of my
ok hear me out what if…..instead of having a daughter(s)….miku and luka instead had a son ?? hahaHAH surpRISE its a boy, gonna have to cross out the girl part
aslan-altan: instead of being let down by Life Is Strange play Medusa’s run on Labyrinths of Astoria instead
sherbeeee: wait so is this swimming anime like k-on but with guys instead of girls and swimming instead of music like is that what’s happening
moriarty: capnpea: Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
seraphsfire:better idea than going to see spongebob instead of 50 shades of grey: go see jupiter ascending instead, support a movie directed/written by a trans woman, named after the main female character, with badass costume design, spaceships designed
partybarackisinthehousetonight: it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a disappointment” instead of “i love you”
neverreallycheated: When you answered the video call instead of your boyfriend, it didn’t seem to bother her at all. Instead she teased you and made sure you knew what kind of a call it was meant to be. Before you shut the video she asked you to tell
honeylavendermilktea:honeylavendermilktea:instead of keysmashing i’m gonna start scatting instead LMAOOOO SHABA DOOP DAA DADO DAAAP DADO DAABAADABOOP DAAA DADOOP BAADABOOP DAABADOOP DAA
eevownuh: 🎀..count your smiles instead of your tears & count your courage instead of your fears 👑
c-stockwell: wtfsadiel0l: Instead of hating me because I’m in an amazing relationship with my best friend, while you’re in a shitty, immature, & unfaithful one. Instead of hating me because I’m genuinely happy with my life, while you’re
So like I said I didn’t go to work today. Period cramps. Puking. Just not a good day. So instead, now I’m working 7 hour shifts, instead of 5 hour shifts Tuesday-Saturday to make up for the day I was not there. I leave for Denver next week
awolfbeneath: naked-yogi: Totally handed a state trooper my debit card instead of my license tonight “Here, instead of giving me a ticket, go buy yourself something nice” *sunglasses and a wink* It was actually at a road block–I’ve never
profeminist: “Language evolves. Evolve yours.” - Glad Day Bookshop Banners by GLAAD Instead of “guys” or “girls,” say “y’all.” Instead of “ladies and gentlemen,” say “y’all.” 👍🏼
