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canadad: play marco polo except use “wake me up” instead of marco and “WAKE ME UP INSIDE” instead of polo
the-onion-slut: my head is like that scene in homestuck where terezi screams at john to fix things but instead of writing down instructions she draws some question marks and instead of following them john eats the scarf
mouse-named-minerva: punchdeck: sweetkimchii: jehovahhthickness: complexmiss: jehovahhthickness: ME AS FUCK Sooo, instead of using protective measures to prevent an unwanted pregnancy. You’ll instead abort the child that you could’ve completely
daddyfuckedme: the-nargles-have-the-phone-box: daddyfuckedme: wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles Let’s
siddharthasmama: superqueerartsyblog: Comic about slurs, published in the Galago magazine last summer. And this is really how it is. Instead of placing the blame on us and asking why we don’t say anything, ask yourselves instead why you don’t
partybarackisinthehousetonight: it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”
leha: whatwaitlol: phonesignal: dicpic: I just saw a guy using a flip phone. Its 2015 you just saw a drug dealer my sister uses a flip phone instead of a smart phone so she pays more attention to the people around her instead of staring at a screen
cardassiansunrise: unmutekurloz: phanstop: wontforgets: snowwanderer: jeanqueerschtein: kohai-san: fuck-you-im-australian: mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
yrsyrs: mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah” do u think they’re pen pals
etereas: vijara: lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you
zoraiya:It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage. CUTE THING
bifacts: pale-skin-no-kin: bifacts: Life tip: If you hear someone say bisexuals are greedy, instead of arguing take the high road and prove them right by robbing them. Wat Life tip: If you hear someone say bisexuals are greedy, instead of arguing
xrayeyesblue: cybilltroy: Breaking In Livestock Elena De Luca has no mercy for male slaves, opting instead to completely break them with no regard for their limits. Treating them instead as livestock and workhorses, taking her vicious cane to its ass
binthalal: I told her to cry to God Instead she left her tears on the pillows of lost lovers She filled her soul with water And drowned within it I told her to run to God Instead she ran into the arms of strangers Looking for comfort in unfamiliar
sirmitchell: expose-the-light: What if we had a planet instead of a Moon? Our moon is a pretty big object. It’s big enough to be a respectable planet in its own right, if it were orbiting the sun instead of the Earth. (Actually, it is orbiting the
thatcitygurl: smallmight: bigstupiduglyogre: thebuttkingpost: zoraiya: It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his
liberalsarecool:White conservatives want a partisan infomercial instead of history. That’s why they watch FOX instead of journalistic news.
kingsleyyy: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.
inti-fada: potentialchairs: haughmosexual: i don’t read arabic but yeah i agree it basically says that instead of a carrying bag they want it in a plastic bag??? okay? it’s saying that they want him in the carrying bag instead Sara not the actual
himitzu148: wickedisgood: whiterabbituniverse: tmr au where instead of saying “bloody,” newt says “hella” instead “great, we’re all hella inspired” “I TRUSTED YOU THE HELLA NOTE THOMAS” noPe
tenderlock: how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead?
marsincharge: Hmmm let’s learn to tell people that we’re upset with why we’re upset with them instead of being passive aggressive and expecting them to guess. Let’s learn to healthily communicate our anger/disappointment instead of dragging things
smallmight: bigstupiduglyogre: thebuttkingpost: zoraiya: It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage. I feel
so i made deviled eggs again. except this time instead of using mustard powder or even regular mustard, i used honey dijon mustard. and cayenne pepper instead of paprika. i’m gettin crazy, y'all.
monkeysaysficus:zoraiya:It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.I think your cat is ill
capnpea: Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
vcnta: instead of just being out here. instead of just making it.
rhondaboneys: It’s a chance. Instead of being out here. Instead of just making it.
syrav: Instead of bending over to get the soap when I drop it like everyone else, I decide to take a photo instead.
ultrafacts:In 2008, faced with the possibility of financial failure, Iceland had to think on its feet. Instead of bailing out banks USA-style, the country forgave mortgage debt for the population – and completely started over from square one.Instead
holdmyhat: jellyfishcore: liamdryden: weloveshortvideos: Teaching my kitten to play the keyboard! fuckin idiot came in too early instead of blowing toxic fumes from weed in your cat’s face you should all do this with your cat instead Whaaaat.
haave-you-met-ted: seventhbrother: At my work, when a guest says “thank you” it’s the new company policy to say “my pleasure” instead of any other reply. I’ve been having a hard time remembering to say it instead of you’re welcome, and
My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because instead of becoming a princess, she was like "nah, fuck that" and became a king instead.
westbor0baptistchurch: gracethelostgirl: imaybedeadbutimstillpretty: Every time I hope this line will change and Mia just straights calls her a bitch instead of a jerk. Personally i like it how she calls her a jerk instead of a bitch. It teaches young
violent-rape-fantasies: Take notes, slut. This is how you suck my cock. If you could do it as well as she could, you might be over here pleasing me instead of tied up in the corner watching her get all my attention instead of you.
When someone tells you that you hide and hurt yourself instead of Manning up and shit… But yet they hide and pretty much hurt themselves instead of Manning up and facing the problems. How about you take your own advice before telling me what to
pantiesforever: I just discovered a really awesome website! It’s called Cherry Zips and it’s super amazing. Why? ‘Cause instead of buying a full blown membership to the site, you can just purchase the content. You buy what you WANT, instead of
great-escaape: nerdycouture: keelychu: we are 16 years old please stop saying “fudge” instead of “fuck” what if we said “fuck” instead of “fudge” like “oh man i could go for some hot fuck on my sundae” sounds about right
daddyfuckedme: wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
siddharthasmama: superqueerartsyblog: Comic about slurs, published in the Galago magazine last summer. And this is really how it is. Instead of placing the onus on us and asking why we don’t say anything, ask yourselves instead why you don’t
so-pleasantly-strange: acid-anarchism: ny007ny: Instead of killing an unwanted tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead. woah #HOW FUCKING COOL IS THIS THING#IT’S ALL LIKE#’GGRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWW’#AND THE TREE
angeldictator: Remember that episode of Spongebob, where Spongebob and Mr. Krabs thought they killed the health inspector, but instead of calling the police, they taught children it’s okay to just bury the body instead.
mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
lvlust: gunsounds: You can just tell how much someone gives a shit about you when they’re so quick to drop you/cut you off instead of trying to work a situation out like a normal human being instead of giving up. Lol
vijara:lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving
pinkmanjesse: instead of making people feel bad for having fun with a current trend on tumblr why not do one of the following things instead liketake a napgo for a walkdo something productivedelete your blog
armoredsoftie: #this was so refreshing#instead of the usual#why do you want to save this planet#‘BeCaUsE iT Is ThE rIgHT ThiNg tO Do’#but instead#‘BECAUSE ILL DIE TOO??? Dont want that’ lmao
