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worship-my-body: I ripped out my nipple piercing this morning and it pfff đđđI got âluckyâ the jewelry went through my nipple (3mm balls instead of 4 or 5 mm) instead of tearing my nipple in half. IT HURTS Update: itchy nipple.
leha: whatwaitlol: phonesignal: dicpic: I just saw a guy using a flip phone. Its 2015 you just saw a drug dealer my sister uses a flip phone instead of a smart phone so she pays more attention to the people around her instead of staring at a screen
capnpea: Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
mooooosa: Nâs twitter update saying that instead of having Ruldolph for Christmas fans can have him as a present instead XD 121224
funkyness:having a “smart"phone for me is just*opens the clock app instead of the calculator app**opens the calculator instead of the clock*
great-escaape: nerdycouture: keelychu: we are 16 years old please stop saying âfudgeâ instead of âfuckâ what if we said âfuckâ instead of âfudgeâ like âoh man i could go for some hot fuck on my sundaeâ sounds about right
famousblackcelebs: lagonegirl: Itâs the way you treat people that defines your character Just a got damn reminder Heâs amazing and sheâs an asshole
tenderlock: how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead?
dykenewtgeiszler: dykenewtgeiszler: making actors of colour play aliens instead of, yâknow, characters of colour should stop being such a widely-used trope. the fact that we cannot be on the screen as ourselves and instead need to be something else
glutko: glutko: Just remembered the reason why LEGO Island 2 has such long loading times. Instead of loading all the necessary data for an area, the game prioritizes the spinning pizza animation on the loading screen instead. As a result, the pizza
rkdvanguard: rkdvanguard: we were having party issues so I rotated Ikolo out for a time, instead we now have Coraline âConcertinaâ Bitterbud. She started as an apothecary, but found the rigors of it too annoying and started stealing instead with
Set Your Heart Ablaze!
acepalindrome: And this bullshit idea that you have to love ~the classics~ in the arts because it makes you sophisticated and more intelligent if you listen to Bach instead of pop music and read Victorian literature instead of the latest bestseller.
ultrafacts:In 2008, faced with the possibility of financial failure, Iceland had to think on its feet. Â Instead of bailing out banks USA-style, the country forgave mortgage debt for the population â and completely started over from square one.Instead
inappropriate-affect: inthearmsofathief: i made this instead of writing im reblogging this instead of writing
ipoetried: listen to yourself and watch your language.instead of saying âsorry for rantingâ, say âthank you for listening to meâ.instead of saying âsorry that i am overemotionalâ, say âthank you for trying to understand something difficultâ.
super-omorashi-rainbows: So this is me wetting myself while locked into a pair of jeans. ^_^ Sorry for bad lighting and weird angle. I started losing control, and so naturally instead of going to look for the key, I videoed myself instead. :P Iâm peeing
dystopian-boobpocalypse: imanes: men: *say female instead of women* me: *is not listening any longer* Women: *say female instead of women*Me: checks length of bangs just to be safe
eggcup: person who says father instead of dad: probably just wealthy and weird person who says mother instead of mom: is going to kill you
fishcustardandclintbarton: tenderlock: how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead? Carrie fucking up the patriarchy.
glumshoe: glumshoe: When I was in high school, I didnât know how to come out to my childhood friend, so instead of telling her Iâd started dating a girl, I instead claimed to have a ârobot girlfriendâ. For three months I kept telling her ârobot
kingburtis: gayghost: vorebj0rn: When someone writes âGLBTâ instead of âLGBTâ When someone says âLGBâ to something that can easily apply to the T as well When someone says âBLTâ instead of âLGBTâ
lunaried: Go on, order two pizzas instead of one. Get double cheeseburgers instead of single. Go back and get a second plate, even if you feel like youâre not hungry. Eat even when you feel like youâre running out of steam. You need that perfect
manletguevara: lesbianshepard: lesbianshepard: sometimes i remember that the CIA sent a woman to kill castro and instead she changed her mind and slept with him instead. imagine the CIA to fund your trip to cuba so you could fuck castro. legend. She
chillgamesh-the-swing:coffee-and-paint::you know those stories where the swan takes off itâs feathered cloak and turns into a sexy lady that some creepy farm dude marries? that but instead of a swan itâs the goose from untitled goose game and instead
daily-volcanology:daily-volcanology:It’s time we decolonize the Cascadian volcanoesIf we can say Denali instead of Mt. McKinley then we can say Lawetlat'la instead of Mt. St Helens. The mountain is named Tahoma, not Rainier. Naming a mountain after
woolay:babyitaliano: @swordoftheberserkgutsrage Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead
bluehairedspidey:randomitemdrop: writing-prompt-s: Instead of the Monkeyâs Paw, you find the Clownâs Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way. Item: the Cursed Clown Nose. Obviously
âThe wise do not buy into other peopleâs perceptions of who they are and what they are capable of. Instead, they bypass a personâs public persona and see who they are in their highest expression. When you see actions taken with integrity, instead
exceptionals: suecidal: exceptionals: when u accidentally type can i suck ur dick instead of hey How the fuck can you even type that?? by accidentally typing can i suck ur dick instead of hey
cardassiansunrise: unmutekurloz: phanstop: wontforgets: snowwanderer: jeanqueerschtein: kohai-san: fuck-you-im-australian: mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing âyehaâ instead of âyeahâ
mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing âyehaâ instead of âyeahâ
deepersai: instead of kermit saying âthatâs none of my businessâ i propose we use this instead
saying vant instead of want and vee instead of we to sound like sasha pÂ
definitelynotsatan: seerofsarcasm: oliviatheelf: The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. Weâre standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you
brookelynnebriar: This is what I did last night instead of homework.  Stayed up all night editing instead of finishing the  3000 word term for an art class I just cannot force myself to care about.  Donât get me wrong, I appreciate good, fine,
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syrav:Instead of bending over to get the soap when I drop it like everyone else, I decide to take a photo instead.
grimphantom: morganagod: I am so fucking prompt at joining bandwagons. Who knows, maybe in a month Iâll have one of those tri-character things. Today was a day of âfuck itâ Instead of saving my money like I should, I bought a Wii U Instead of
the-regressor: Splatoon 64: Callie and MarieBox Art [here]Inklings [here] Octolings [here]So instead of playing the Splatfest which was postponed, this happened today insteadâŠStay Fresh~!-MarkSoftware used ~Maya, Photoshop, After Effects~ X3
roachpatrol: zoraiya: Itâs cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage. what a happy noodle we ferrets love showers~
inappropriate-affect: inthearmsofathief: i made this instead of writing im reblogging this instead of writing sleeping lol
Petrol instead Blood, Engine instead Heart.
xpsfm: Today is the day of exceptions.Exceptionally some drawn stuff here instead of 3D. I commissioned awesome Tinkerbomb for the only real Witcher 3 threesome scene instead of the lame scene we get ingame. Thanks again Tinker.If you have some hardly
thinn-finn: I got a lot of requests to post videos instead of gifs but my gifs always seem to be more popular⊠so Iâm going to do more of them instead đ Plus theyâre more fun đ
âI scheduled the flight for 8 AM instead of 7 AM this time, so that means we only have to get up at 6 instead of 5.âGee, thanks, mom. Youâre so kind and considerate. That extra hour of red-eyed feeble tossing while I attempt sleep before the flight
cause im in too deep, and im tryinâ to keep all the blood in my head. instead im going under. instead im going under.Â
male-models-by-michael: Merman Dreams - Nude Version I dreamed I played with a MermanWith fins and tails instead of legsI woke up without my MermanSo I played with myself instead.
espikvlt: Venus Steals Kyuâs Toy14:18 min | ฟfter you have matched enough bubbles and gotten Venusâs clothes off, you are surprised when instead of having sex with you, Venus finds Kyuâs vibrating rabbit and uses that on herself instead! Watch