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zoraiya: It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while I cleaned out and scrubbed his cage.
moriarty: capnpea: Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
deadartistxx: cardassiansunrise: unmutekurloz: phanstop: wontforgets: snowwanderer: jeanqueerschtein: kohai-san: fuck-you-im-australian: mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead
kxttensplaypen:i don’t think i got around to uploading these after my tail arrived, but here they are! an 18" cream fox tail, black glass plug, and a mint pin on bow, all thanks to the lovely ladies at kittensplaypenshop! it’s so soft and fluffy
milkovski:Mickey doesn’t tell Ian to slow down; wouldn’t think of it.Instead, their lips brushing with each word, he murmurs, “No need to rush, Gallagher.”Instead, “’M not going anywhere.”
wh0isnerd: mabinatittyyy: Instead of posting my plate I choose a meal instead 🥰 I love your caption
grandadofrad:vwillas8: Islamic High Art Iran instead of depicting god, islamic temples instead depict the intricacy&all-encompassing beauty that god represents. just incredible.
halalbarbie: halalbarbie: if someone says “degenerate” there is a 93% chance they are a neo-nazi neo-nazi buzzwords: referring to minorities as a dehumanised collective (i.e “the blacks” instead of “black people”, “the jews” instead
My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because instead of becoming a princess, she was like "nah, fuck that" and became a king instead.
definitelynotsatan: seerofsarcasm: oliviatheelf: The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you
canadad: play marco polo except use “wake me up” instead of marco and “WAKE ME UP INSIDE” instead of polo
etereas: vijara: lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you
tenderlock: how about instead of ever reblogging a single picture of carrie in that fucking gold bikini you reblog this instead?
blowjobhorseman: blowjobhorseman: blowjobhorseman: I know this isn’t Bojack related, but recently instead of turning men down by saying “no, thank you”, I experimented with saying “I’m engaged” and flashing a ring instead. Needless to say,
degradeacunt: automatic-influencer: If you behave you might get a blanket, You were a good girl. But, nah, no blanket. Instead I’ll let you sleep on the floor instead of standing up all night.
leanandhairy replied to your post: This Thanksgiving, instead of Turkey… I’m in. Ha. cultandtrash replied to your post: This Thanksgiving, instead of Turkey… I’ll stuff you! I like the way these two fuckers think. ;)
partybarackisinthehousetonight: foo-foo-cuddly-poops: partybarackisinthehousetonight: why wasn’t i born with wheels instead of feet jumping off a building can fix that all i said is that i wanted wheels instead of feet i didn’t say i wanted to
onehundreddayproject: mygoalsmyprogress: funfitnfab: justonebreathatatime: hungryavocados: Finally pictures of my “instead of binging jar” :) There are about 30 pieces of paper with ideas to do instead of binging when I’m bored or when
partybarackisinthehousetonight: it’s weird how british people say “lift” instead of “elevator” and how my dad says “you are a dissappointment” instead of “i love you”
cumber-kitty: is-doitsu-an-instrument: is-doitsu-an-instrument: In France, they say “mdr” instead of “lol” and that roughly translates to “death by laughter” so basically instead of laughing really loudly like we do, the French laugh so
la-rinascente:naeril:wtfplus:acrimoniouscunt:lipgloss-shine:SatisfactionIt’s too bad they couldn’t find a photo of Gabourey Sidibe and had to use a photo of this white lady instead.bolded for truth *of this white, much thinner lady instead. fixed
yi89teenwolf: twfakes: Cody ChristianFound this one in my drafts, which has been sitting there for quite some time. It was meant to be the ‘original,’ but I decided to go with this one instead. So instead of deleting it, I thought maybe some of
ghettoave: homosaxual: funimationentertainment: what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong don’t say something like that Then we’d be wondering what if door bells went ding dong instead of dong ding
imperialdalek: great-escaape: nerdycouture: keelychu: we are 16 years old please stop saying “fudge” instead of “fuck” what if we said “fuck” instead of “fudge” like “oh man i could go for some hot fuck on my sundae” sounds
kingsleyyy: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.
milobruises1010: milobruises1010: milobruises1010: catchymemes: Popular sites as video game characters Oh fuck. Wait a second, where’s the artists credit bitch. Hey reblog this version instead so that the artist gets credit instead of this
inu-demon: anubianpagan: armedandgayngerous: smallmight: bigstupiduglyogre: thebuttkingpost: zoraiya: It’s cleaning time again only instead of using just the faucet I decided to try the shower head instead. I left him like this for 20 mins while
ny007ny: Instead of killing an unwanted tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead. Awesome
cardassiansunrise: unmutekurloz: phanstop: wontforgets: snowwanderer: jeanqueerschtein: kohai-san: fuck-you-im-australian: mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
leha: whatwaitlol: phonesignal: dicpic: I just saw a guy using a flip phone. Its 2015 you just saw a drug dealer my sister uses a flip phone instead of a smart phone so she pays more attention to the people around her instead of staring at a screen
kittyhague: ohcellardoor: great-escaape: nerdycouture: keelychu: we are 16 years old please stop saying “fudge” instead of “fuck” what if we said “fuck” instead of “fudge” like “oh man i could go for some hot fuck on my sundae”
badpeopleanonymous: barefootwits: futileobsession: 221b-bitches: tsarcasm: lalondes: at my wedding instead of saying “you may kiss the bride” i want the priest to say “you are now canon” and instead of throwing rice i want people to throw
so-pleasantly-strange: acid-anarchism: ny007ny: Instead of killing an unwanted tree , this machine makes it possible to move it to a new place instead. woah #HOW FUCKING COOL IS THIS THING#IT’S ALL LIKE#’GGRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWWW’#AND THE TREE
fmayang: fullmetalcellist: fmayang: fmayang: fullmetalcellist: fmayang: fullmetalcellist: thedorkiestviking: fullmetalcellist: AU where it is Riza who figures everything out first instead of Hughes, and is killed instead when trying to contact
atomictiki: cardassiansunrise: unmutekurloz: phanstop: wontforgets: snowwanderer: jeanqueerschtein: kohai-san: fuck-you-im-australian: mr-egbutt: residentevils: when u accidently type me instead of my accidentally typing “yeha” instead
kingburtis: gayghost: vorebj0rn: When someone writes “GLBT” instead of “LGBT” When someone says “LGB” to something that can easily apply to the T as well When someone says “BLT” instead of “LGBT”
umbraalraune: 64: Master Hand is just a child playing with his dolls it’s all an imaginative afternoon Melee: The same thing except they’re action figures instead of dolls Brawl: Master Hand is now God instead of a child but the fighters are still
the-stove-is-on-fire:Spider-Man’s at work, time for undead boys to meme.[Hey all, I’d usually put my ko-fi here but instead I’m going to link @savemysister’s GoFundMe instead, drop a donation if you can]
official-mugi:Amazing that people take this as “just print more money” instead of like idk “help poor people instead of corporations” or “buy one less stealth bomber and use the money on the poor”
bluehairedspidey:randomitemdrop: writing-prompt-s: Instead of the Monkey’s Paw, you find the Clown’s Nose, which instead of granting your wish in the worst way possible will grant it in the funniest way. Item: the Cursed Clown Nose. Obviously
love-is-an-act-of-magic:When people think you’re dying they really, really listen to you, instead of just…instead of just waiting for their turn to speak?
canadad:play marco polo except use “wake me up” instead of marco and “WAKE ME UP INSIDE” instead of polo
moritosaurus: juicy–matsu: Reasons to use Leith instead of Klance 1. it’s LEITHal 2. please Reasons to use Klance instead of Leith 1. It was love at firs KLANCE
cinnamonrolltracer: its. 1 am. i should sleep but. i keep thinkng about that post that’s like ‘this is my overwatch oc he’s genji’s twin except he has a gun instead of a sword his name is gunji’ and like. what if instead of a sword he had
pileofknives: pileofknives: What if Alien but set in the past, and instead of a Weyland-Yutani ship it’s a Dutch East India Trading Company ship, and instead of a Xenomorph it’s just a tiger that got on board? Tigers also reproduce by laying eggs
7eggs: thatonefailingeighthgrader: sodiumphosphate: thatonefailingeighthgrader: sodiumphosphate: thatonefailingeighthgrader: 7eggs: what if instead of boobs growing the way they do, the nipple grew instead and people just had nipples of differing
ratfuck:ratfuck:instead of reading Tolkien have you nerds ever considered TOKING??instead of jk rowling how about you ROWL a fucking joint for once in your clammy lives
woolay: babyitaliano: @swordoftheberserkgutsrage Imagine winning the skee ball jackpot and instead of printing out a huge receipt of tickets it just prints this out instead
honeylavendermilktea:honeylavendermilktea:instead of keysmashing i’m gonna start scatting instead LMAOOOO SHABA DOOP DAA DADO DAAAP DADO DAABAADABOOP DAAA DADOOP BAADABOOP DAABADOOP DAA
seraphsfire: better idea than going to see spongebob instead of 50 shades of grey: go see jupiter ascending instead, support a movie directed/written by a trans woman, named after the main female character, with badass costume design, spaceships designed
motekill: Midnight thoughts at sunset I binge-watched mp100 and instead of bringing you illustrations and/or sketches related to the plot i give you an 8 page comic instead-a book by me
capnpea: Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher Walter White is an art teacher and instead of cooking meth he starts taking hentai commissions on DeviantArt
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