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grazingfarmersmarkets: I’m in the mood to be fed strawberries and sweet pastries, in a big room full of light and leafy plants and wooden floors, by a boy who looks like a marble statue in a black turtle neck
littlenerdspace: screambirdscreaming: cantavier: gaylor-moon: lizardsister: 33v0: 33v0: what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too look at this
memes-aree-us: you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.
sophiestops: man-of-clay: they’re like mini-island turtles holy shit
youngstero: how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser
fvace: ok-jake: fvace: ok-jake: fvace: ᵖˢˢˢᵗ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ʰᵃᵛᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˢᵗᵘᶠᶠ﹖﹖ yeah…. you got your end of the deal? here you go… just like you said… one turtle…. now where’s my request? One
capitaloftexas: bennich-darkfall: myrtle-turtle: livingthelostfantasy: I CANT STOP LAUGHING *whispers desperately* bad romance bennich-darkfall That latex sound always makes me cringe. The fucking “like a virgin” playing 😂😂😂
urbanator123: Looks like mista turtle could be in for a win if he plays his cards right. ;V This is the first frame of a sequence of images I’m working on. About sixteen frames altogether. Basically just letting people know that I’ve been heeding
spork: strangenessmaster: spork: when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE! that’s a fucking
Unlike my girlfriend who growing up she wanted to be a Pirate, “way before everybody else was fapping to movies based on a theme ride and a badly done porn”, I wanted to be a Ninja Turtle or Ghostbuster “leave me alone”, but I still liked that
I’m being tortured with this homo-erotic 80’s cartoon. Why did anyone like this or the Thundercats in the 1st place? If I want old cartoons, I’ll stick to the Ninja Turtles, Ghostbusters, X-Men, Spider-Man among others.
MY CHILDHOOD IS BEING RAPED WORSE THAN A JERRY SANDUSKY PEDOPHILIA VICTIM. First, there were news of Michael Bay being involved in the a new TMNT film, turning them from mutated turtles into space rangers or some gay shit like that. Now there’s
tutsiejane: One of the most beautiful & inspiring places I’ve ever been 🐢💙 The Turtle Conservancy with @purienne_ Experiences like this remind me of the immense kindness & compassion in the world. The @turtleconservancy is constantly
urbanator123: Looks like mista turtle could be in for a win if he plays his cards right. ;VThis is the first frame of a sequence of images I’m working on. About sixteen frames altogether. Basically just letting people know that I’ve been heeding
to-the-rhytm-of-the-war-drums: a-brave-turtle: viva-la-heichou: hannahissoweird: koujakus-boyfriend: sossidge: me 11:59 September 30th me 12:00 October 1st it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif I’ve never seen tumblr
Swee'pea And The Shark: The Struggle For The Soul Of A Playground Hero Bald, bone-white, wearing baggy sweats and clunky sneakers, Jerry “Tark the Shark” Tarkanian looks like a cross between Mr. Magoo and Yertle the Turtle as he paces the
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i tore down my shed today and found a family of turtles living underneath. i am going to love them like a father.
unsettling-presence: science-turtle: I’m lettin’ Fiz win cuz I don’t want to hurt her feelings. This was done by Teddy ^_^ WOW LOOK AT THIS ANCIENT BULLSHIT more like im letting you lose because youre scrub garbage
taboopony: Hes adorable and looks like a ninja turtle! win win! XD! Oh dear…. >w<
kosherqueer:33v0:33v0:what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs toolook at this shit They radiate peacethis is so good and pure…is this real, or just
askcaffeinehazard: disgustinganimals: screambirdscreaming: cantavier: gaylor-moon: lizardsister: 33v0: 33v0: what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs
teatime-musings: What a cute design for a t-shirt. Almost didn’t recognize the Turtle General there. *derp* Omfg I want a t-shirt like this. QQ
theunbrilliant: pr1nceshawn: Bathroom Prints - Teach Your Kid Bathroom Etiquette with Superheroes and Ninja Turtles by Crystal Johnson. Would like a little Wonder Woman for my future daughter but still perfection :)
33v0: 33v0: what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too look at this shit They radiate peace
gaylor-moon: lizardsister: 33v0: 33v0: what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too look at this shit They radiate peace capybaras are friend shaped
kidgecat: memes-aree-us: you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean. It was really pretty much impossible to tell where this post was going at first
heartsandspooks:wizardofgaysex:holy shit guys u have 2 check out this grandmaHer entire page is like this!! She also calls her fans her “Lynja turtles” which is objectively adorable
draconym:The box turtle at one of the nature centers I work at won’t eat her food unless you plate it like you’re a chef at a Michelin restaurant.ALTALTALTALT
I decided to upload some pictures for the newest members of my desk crew aka toys I have on my desk. The first picture is of a toucan…thing. It was one of these mini “pets” for kids to put on their backpacks or pencils and the minute
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I was watching this old Godzilla like movie from the 60s with my dad except the creature is a giant turtle with spikes and the army shot at it and it fell over on its back flailing its legs and then it pulled its legs and head into its body and suddenly
lifefiberoverride:anon853:I was watching this old Godzilla like movie from the 60s with my dad except the creature is a giant turtle with spikes and the army shot at it and it fell over on its back flailing its legs and then it pulled its legs and head
potterfangirl666: sixpenceee: This turtle’s shell looks like a fireworks display. (Source) Its shell is absolutely gorgeous
jobyc: #drinkanddraw submission. It’s my second drawing with #copic #markers. I think I like these. #illustration #drawing #tattoo #tattooart #seaturtle #turtle #newschooltattoo #joby #jobyc #jobycummings #cattattoocompany #paradisetattoogathering
territorialcreep: watson-i-am-your-turtle: aliencupcake: azzandra: fuckyeahsexpositivity: sexartandpolitics: Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News Way fewer. NO. WAY. —BB Weird. It’s almost like people who do not
khansfringe: minecraft-at-221b: whereischarleslee: witchdumpling: turtles arent slow HOL Y SHIT THAT THING IS LIKE SONIC GOTTA GO FAST nyoom
he fell on his back like a turtle rotflmfao this x over is so ice cold 8)
he fell on his back like a turtle
nerdgasmz: 2ummoner: I like sitting in my room, because it has things I looked at a pile of yugioh cards and remembered this misprint I got from a pack of cards years and years and years ago 0u0 Fine looking pyramid turtle this is the best misprint
tony-the-turtle: really fucking sucks being that kid in class no one wants to work in pairs with and then you’re forced to just sit there alone acting like it doesn’t bother you at all
america-would-like-more-talent: HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW. YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT. OMF-
darkskinnedprivilege: screambirdscreaming: cantavier: gaylor-moon: lizardsister: 33v0: 33v0: what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too look at
wouldyoumindifijust: kurtle-the-turtle: what the fuck this bird just flew into our house so i like went over to let it out and it didn’t budge or anything it let me pick it up and stuff. a either your spirit animal has arrived or b you are a disney
minecraft-at-221b: whereischarleslee: witchdumpling: turtles arent slow HOL Y SHIT THAT THING IS LIKE SONIC GOTTA GO FAST
extra-credit-turtle: So I went to buy a new watch,and it took so fucking long because my dad was like “You can’t get that one,that one’s a man’s watch” and after arguing over it for a ridiculously long amount of time, my father went and questioned
vaginal-erection: tobeanavengersfangirl: motherfuckingsamulet: venomturtle: this is the best thing in the entire world i’m actually crying fucking turtles, man it;s like, they know
ancb19: hanashisara: sixpenceee: The turtle’s reflections look like men with side beards. (Source) oh my God I didn’t even notice but then…
thetallblacknerd: Regular sex is cool BDSM sex is cool Roleplaying/Costume sex is cool too You know what isn’t cool though? Fucking using the blue turtle shell in mario kart like come on man I thought we were friends
spork:strangenessmaster: spork: when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE! that’s a fucking tomato
lizardsister: 33v0: 33v0: what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too look at this shit They radiate peace capybaras are friend shaped
n-o-v-s: “Each year is like putting a new coat over all the old ones. Sometimes I reach into the pockets of my childhood and pull things out.” — Simon Van Booy, from “Little Birds,” The Secret Lives of People in Lov (Turtle Point Press, 2007)
kyos-cock: So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES. THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER THEY HAVE
screambirdscreaming: cantavier: gaylor-moon: lizardsister: 33v0: 33v0: what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them? Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too look at this shit They radiate
connieportershiplog: futureevilscientist: wontonlante: The last pic fucked me up lol The one with the turtle is like something straight out of a dream. Hell, most of them are. These are cool.
