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actualdogvines:slow, steady nyooms From now on, I’m saying, “That man deepthroats like a turtle.”

miss-love: territorialcreep: watson-i-am-your-turtle: aliencupcake: azzandra: fuckyeahsexpositivity: sexartandpolitics: Study: Free birth control leads to way fewer abortions - CBS News Way fewer. NO. WAY. —BB Weird. It’s almost like people

For all the people who say they love the 1980s, I have to tell you that I lived it and there was far too much of this… movingsideways: “This video looks like it was directed by a ninja turtle.” - @partypooped, 2011 CE/BR (Common Era/Before

secludedpornographer: She’s like a sea turtle…

Trying to be little happy and have some laughs with mom. God she drives like a turtle…time to pull over and let speedy Gonzales drive

funbaggery: 34J if she slept in her back shed bestuck like a turtle.

superionnsfw: April “Ooooh My!” Neil Since it’s the month of April, I felt like drawing April O'Neil, based off the depiction of in the Nickelodeon 2012 version of Teenage Mutant Turtles. If i’ll draw the classic 80s jumpsuit version, I don’t

seeaann: Earlier I saw this card that my mom got my stepdad for Valentines Day on the table. I was all like “D’aww that’s cute!” Then I opened up and I was like O___O AWKWARD TURTLE.

scary-monsters-and-davesprite: whatpumpkin: They’re a little bigger than scalemates. SCREAMS CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW EVERYONE IS LIKE, HOLDING THEM IN A SHOWING-OFF POSE BUT THE DUDE ON THE FAR RIGHT IS HOLDING THE TURTLE LIKE A LITTLE BABY

I can’t shake this weird place I’m at. Like I want affection, and dorky dates, and kisses and pizza/netflix hangouts. But, then when a person shows serious interest in me I get weird and turtle-like. Idk, man, shit’s annoying af.

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

gimpygaymer: tubbinlondon: chubpornlover: es demasiado loco si digo que quiero transformar en Fenomenoide y chuparle la verga a este dibujo? Yeah! Unrealistic… try finding a chubby like this who’s dick doesn’t look like a turtle hiding it’s

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

phantomdoodler: emboars: why do humans get such lame differences in appearance?? like there are a bunch of different species of dogs and turtles and birds like why couldnt’ we get cool stuff like spikes coming out of our heads or giant fangs or the

phantomdoodler: emboars: why do humans get such lame differences in appearance?? like there are a bunch of different species of dogs and turtles and birds like why couldnt’ we get cool stuff like spikes coming out of our heads or giant fangs or the

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

sl0wly-breathingg: phantomdoodler: emboars: why do humans get such lame differences in appearance?? like there are a bunch of different species of dogs and turtles and birds like why couldnt’ we get cool stuff like spikes coming out of our heads

stream: “I went to college, I was 18 years old, I looked like I was 11. I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle. I didn’t drink water the entire time. I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adderall.” John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

lifeastoldbygingerr: andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary” okay but that

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

goatzee: The teacher in my algebra class doeant like using letter variables like X and Y so she draws pictures and this is cat and solving for the absolute value of turtle

spacezombies: roostercavity: IM DOING iT MY DASH IS AS SLOW AS A TURTLE so i’ll follow if you post any of these roosterteeth homestuck rtstuck mavin homestuck animal crossing nintendo stuff so reblog or like this post if you like those things and

axmxz:giraffodil: yesterdaysprint: The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924 This is like the opposite of clickbait. The whole story is there. Behold it. they don’t make news like they used to, and by they i mean turtles

sketchmatters: less like dogs or grumpy/purring cats, more like angry snapping turtles

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

ithasbeentotallyawesome: andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

whale-0k: didmommyanddaddygobacktothefarm: sup-saranaa: digitallyimpaired: staringatyou: Turtle high five OH MY GOD THEY EXIST GIMMIE SOME FIN NOGGIN DUUUDDDEEE DUUUDDDEEEEEEEE. FIRST I WAS LIKE WOOOOAAAAHHHH THEN I WAS LIKE WOOOOOAH.

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

phantomdoodler: emboars: why do humans get such lame differences in appearance?? like there are a bunch of different species of dogs and turtles and birds like why couldnt’ we get cool stuff like spikes coming out of our heads or giant fangs or the

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

fanfic-inator795: RISE OF THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES SEASON ONE OVERVIEW!!!(because I like making lists, and I like seeing how a season comes together, all the little bits of foreshadowing and world-building and all that good stuff ^v^)

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

alexjonesinfowars: tormans-space: curvedbullets: eighdrian: Yo did this nigga just get eaten by a turtle? he ded Bruh this shit scared the fuck out of me why would you fuck with a snapping turtle like that though

nightmaresofahhhsome: escarghostage: so my mom was watching grimm last night and i looked up the episode out of curiosity and I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS TURTLE CREATURE LOOKS LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH well show us the turtle creature so

phantomdoodler: emboars: why do humans get such lame differences in appearance?? like there are a bunch of different species of dogs and turtles and birds like why couldnt’ we get cool stuff like spikes coming out of our heads or giant fangs or the

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

brilliantlydim: this is me, internet. i dont think ive ever blogged a picture of myselffff anywho dats my fav turtle her name is anastasia beyonce. also goes by big mama my other turtles a bitch, but his names bungholio pinnochio. which makes me like

rectalragnarock: when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these: you know what that last one is? that’s a fucking turtle if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can

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