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disneyismyescape: kinell: Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
turtle turtle ~pops head out like a turtle~ hehe
emiloudetwiler: musicfreakslove: It looks like he’s talking and filming himself. Vlogging turtle. Hey, I’m turtle, let me show you around my crib.
heyitsjunior: setbabiesonfire: denyross: shes like a turtle a turtle having a spastic poop Turtle Spears.
Name: Jack How He Died: Jack was nimble, Jack was quick.He was so fast, it made you sick.Showing off his speed, he challenged a turtle.The race then started, he shot like a missile.As he ran so far, he turned around to seeWhere he left the turtle, and
turtlespartyhard: tort-time: Is it ok to paint my turtles shell? Answer: NO! I get many asks about painting a tortoise or turtle’s shell. “Whats the big deal? Isn’t it like painting your nails?” NO. There are several reasons this is extremely
tele-pathetic-ly: emiloudetwiler: musicfreakslove: It looks like he’s talking and filming himself. Vlogging turtle. Hey, I’m turtle, let me show you around my crib. here’s the pool
fishingboatproceeds: bucket-crunderdunder: John Green drew me a turtle denying its turtleness (via Project for Awesome). I’d like to name it - any suggestions? Man I promised these would suck, and I delivered.
youremeganmesmile: ru-debega: theserif: tort-time: littlefootdoesstuff: cyberalpaca: Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road. And don’t drill holes in
jabletown: why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid turtles not the ones that fight
nightmaresofahhhsome: escarghostage: so my mom was watching grimm last night and i looked up the episode out of curiosity and I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS TURTLE CREATURE LOOKS LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH well show us the turtle creature so we
nightmaresofahhhsome:escarghostage:so my mom was watching grimm last night and i looked up the episode out of curiosity and I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS TURTLE CREATURE LOOKS LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCHwell show us the turtle creature so we can
nightmaresofahhhsome: escarghostage: so my mom was watching grimm last night and i looked up the episode out of curiosity and I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS TURTLE CREATURE LOOKS LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH well show us the turtle creature so
crustified-again: corgisandboobs: thesuperjew: The turtle cavalry is serious shit “Onward, alligator steed!”“I’m a crocodile.”“Silence, water horse!” The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for
ru-debega: theserif: tort-time: littlefootdoesstuff: cyberalpaca: Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road. And don’t drill holes in them or paint em. Its
chaseconley: Some TMNT love. I kinda like the more squat shorter turtles as opposed to the Michael Bay hulk turtle design. Those design elements are cool but for some reason I just love the classic 90s turtles. #ninjaturtles #michaelangelo #chaseconley
anastasiahollow: jaehthebird: Meet Sai the Turtle :B. Kinda old character i thought she was just meh and i left her behind. But people requested me to have my own resptilian gal, so i decideda turtle gal, a goth turtle gal :3… Hope u like her. cheers!
Liked on YouTube: “Melissa Rauch: Ninja Turtles Are My Free Sex Pass - CONAN on TBS” http://youtu.be/1EmeNhoFSR8
vaguelybazaar: Interviewer: “Back here live at Waterfront Park with my friend, the zombie, Jonathan. Jonathan just got an awesome face paint job. Jonathan what do you think?” Jonathan: “I like turtles.” Interviewer: “Alright, you’re a great
foxpines: Everybody reblog this and tell me what the first thing/fandom u loved uncontrollably was Like what made yr small child heart explode with happiness what universe did u play make believe in I need to know
leo’s like “BRING IT OOONNN!!!”
algrenion: cesaresdatewithgravity: flower bear (hana no kuma) ……… omg rain turtle Moon cat AW YEAH.
turtle-tyrant: xpeach-hime: Treat me like a Pirate And gimme that booty
hemotrip: guardian-of-the-trees: you-like-rping-so-i: rectalragnarock: when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these: you know what that last one is? that’s a fucking turtle if a turtle can fuck
fancifullauren: pitabreadforev: brickbyboringbrick: tumblegags: OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN i officially like animals more than people i totally thought of my pal peter upon seeing this so it’s instant reblog instant reblog.
adamtots: The boiler in my building isn’t working so my apartment is freezing. That means I have to break out the thermal onesie. Hi I’m Adam and I’m 8 years old! I like turtles
turtle-of-the-nation: gothamsnexttoprobin: shegoestothemovies: WARNING - PLEASE READ IF YOU HAVE A PEANUT ALLERGY AND LIKE TO SHMEAR MAKEUP ON YOUR SKIN TO MAKE YOU LOOK AS FLAWLESS AS YOUR PERSONALITY I am one such an individual, and last night I
turtle-noise:powerfulwizard:tyrannosaurus-rex:unclefather:these parents really looked at their vagina fresh child and killed him on sight huhWhen I first read this I was like hah cool he used the name from the random guy on twitt-oh fuck oh no This took
turtle-spooktaku: canadiangold: sixpenceee: Inception style vertical panoramas done with a quadcopter taken by Aydin Büyüktas I love this so much you guys you don’t even understand how much Woah, just like that scene in Inception!
maravilicons: I LIKE TURTLES!!!!
clancymask: I want to kill people that don’t think turtle are so fucking cute. ^the word turtle is not like deer, or moose. it’s just turtles.
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I like turtles too.
I remember… Today… “I like turtles too, buddy” n.n
dailynietzsche:“People were advised to become perfect by acting like turtles, cutting off contact with worldly things and shedding their mortal shrouds, so that pure spirit, the essential element, would remain. Pure spirit is pure stupidity. When we
rhianthecat: emiloudetwiler: musicfreakslove: It looks like he’s talking and filming himself. Vlogging turtle. Hey, I’m turtle, let me show you around my crib. VLOGGING TURTLE OMG
turtle-pride:“This is what a man looks like”Don’t ever just assume someones gender.#tdov #trans #nonbinary
turtles-on-turts: Adrienne Rich, III, from Twenty One Love Poems // Cyrus Cassells, Beautiful Signor // O Thiam Chin, The Last Voyage, from Love, or Something Like Love
lushella: i used to have turtles when i was little and one day i released them in this lake near my house and like 2 years later i was nearby this lake and i saw one of my turtles but this time like 10 times bigger i was so happy
deathwhisperedlullaby: MIKAEL LIKES TURTLES. and Black Sabbath too.
crustycrackhead:I don’t wanna draw a background. But like TURTLE TOTS. There was gonna be an episode where the older bros turn into tots and Mikey has to find a way to turn them back. Oh gosh, I love these 4 mutant sons. Bruh, I just love them so much.
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I saw that @thelastpilot liked to receive some ‘what if ‘ art for their story The Weight of Jade (which is AWESOME) so that they can get those creative juices flowing so here’s some Alya and JT snark times during the DAY! What a twist :D!
Turtle - Wings of FireReally liked this guy, cute and all, but was surprised how well the author handled such a big plot element. Won’t go into too much detail, but I liked how ‘magic’ in the universe was handled.
agaydemon: ineptbox: skeleton-pit: tripleclown: saladsaladnovski: this is god this is what the earth looks like from space #flatearthtruth See the turtle of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the earth! that the fuckin lion turtle The Turtle
It feels like things are a bit tense lately. Here’s a palette cleanser of a Turtle living his dream.(reasuringsoldier)i think the general tenseness of the pokemon fandom just carried over. this turtle, though. this turtle is really quite beautiful
buzzfeed: Who would believe that a GIF could be this perfect? (Thanks, @Gvoakes) OH MI GAWDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD TMNT! I FEEL LIKE A KID AGAIN
