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disneyismyescape: kinell: Did you know that Crush is portrayed “high” because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesn’t actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
ru-debega: theserif: tort-time: littlefootdoesstuff: cyberalpaca: Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road. And don’t drill holes in them or paint em. Its
I like the song Turtle Power because it completely summarizes the plot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies and its played during the credits, so if you missed some of the movie before then its cool because the credits got you covered
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turtleflurple:Watching Spy Kids, I just had to draw this scene. It’s just, too perfect..
nightmaresofahhhsome: escarghostage: so my mom was watching grimm last night and i looked up the episode out of curiosity and I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS TURTLE CREATURE LOOKS LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH well show us the turtle creature so
rhamphotheca: Baby Sea Turtles Found to Make Noise to Coordinate Hatching by Brianna Elliott If you’ve ever witnessed a sea turtle nest hatch, you’ve probably noticed that it seems like these reptiles emerge from their nests in silence. Scientists
teapayne: I like how the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear a mask to hide their identities….even though they are giant walking turtles
stalinistqueens: mamasam: ru-debega: theserif: tort-time: littlefootdoesstuff: cyberalpaca: Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road. And don’t drill holes
thegirlwiththedragonobsession: jabletown: why do the teenage mutant ninja turtles wear eye masks? they’re fucking humanoid turtles. who the fuck is going to see them without the eye masks and be like, oh you’re probably some other sentient humanoid
tort-time: Is it ok to paint my turtles shell? Answer: NO! I get many asks about painting a tortoise or turtle’s shell. “Whats the big deal? Isn’t it like painting your nails?” NO. There are several reasons this is extremely detrimental
nightmaresofahhhsome:escarghostage:so my mom was watching grimm last night and i looked up the episode out of curiosity and I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS TURTLE CREATURE LOOKS LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCHwell show us the turtle creature so we can
agaydemon: ineptbox: skeleton-pit: tripleclown: saladsaladnovski: this is god this is what the earth looks like from space #flatearthtruth See the turtle of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the earth! that the fuckin lion turtle
emiloudetwiler: musicfreakslove: It looks like he’s talking and filming himself. Vlogging turtle. Hey, I’m turtle, let me show you around my crib.
shadio: brownangelemoji: I think this turtle has an evil soul and I don’t like it honestly in my opinion i think that poor turtle just had enough
nightmaresofahhhsome:escarghostage:so my mom was watching grimm last night and i looked up the episode out of curiosity and I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING BECAUSE THIS TURTLE CREATURE LOOKS LIKE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH well show us the turtle creature so we can
pkmnchampion: I WAS WATCHING THE WORLD GOD ONLY KNOWS AND THIS TURTLE APPEARED AND I’M LAUGHING SO HARD NOW BECAUSE WHAT THE FUCK THAT DOESN’T EVEN TRY TO LOOK LIKE A TURTLE
rectalragnarock: when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these: you know what that last one is? that’s a fucking turtle if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can
crustified-again: corgisandboobs: thesuperjew: The turtle cavalry is serious shit “Onward, alligator steed!”“I’m a crocodile.”“Silence, water horse!” The one in the back looks like it’s wearing a turtle for
stalinistqueens:mamasam: ru-debega: theserif: tort-time: littlefootdoesstuff: cyberalpaca: Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road. And don’t drill holes
starve-to-die: tort-time: littlefootdoesstuff: cyberalpaca: Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road. And don’t drill holes in them or paint em. Its painful and
sasscameron: ezrakoenigspolo: MATT CAMERON ACCEPTED THE ICE BUCKET THINGY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II4KeC-sjY4 I’M SCREAMING it was like watching turtle dad and turtle son in finding nemo.
death-by-lulz: musicfreakslove: It looks like he’s talking and filming himself. Vlogging turtle. Hey, I’m turtle, let me show you around my crib. Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.
nltm: flatluigi: tlatoani-de-barrio: coolskelebones420: spaceslut: thefrogman: He doesn’t look like a turtle :( I’m very distraught. [video] WHO THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE THEM LIPS TURTLES HAVE BEAKS NOT LIPS WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT
veganhooligan: musicfreakslove: It looks like he’s talking and filming himself. Vlogging turtle. “Hey dudes, it’s Snarky the turtle here comin at you from the big blue.”
turtleconservancy: In some Southeast Asian countries turtles like this Snail-Eating Turtle (Malayemys subtrijuga) are often taken from the wild and released into temple ponds with prayers written on their backs for good luck. Not only does this affect
tele-pathetic-ly: emiloudetwiler: musicfreakslove: It looks like he’s talking and filming himself. Vlogging turtle. Hey, I’m turtle, let me show you around my crib. here’s the pool
iwant2makeout: plush-rumps: rectalragnarock: when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these: you know what that last one is? that’s a fucking turtle if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can
loui5a-norr1s: tele-pathetic-ly: emiloudetwiler: musicfreakslove: It looks like he’s talking and filming himself. Vlogging turtle. Hey, I’m turtle, let me show you around my crib. here’s the pool over there is the games room
cracked: DID YOU KNOW: sometimes Leonardo’s little katana gets stuck flopping around outside his shell. 6 Weird Problems No One Tells You About Owning Exotic Pets #6. Turtles Will Make You Touch Their Horrific Dicks Like most males, turtles are proud
marcelovieira: stalinistqueens:mamasam: ru-debega: theserif: tort-time: littlefootdoesstuff: cyberalpaca: Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road. And don’t
weirddyke: hey i legit cannot think about the way sea turtles lay eggs in the sand and the way tiny baby sea turtles dig their way out and flip their way to the ocean when they hatch it’s just TOO MUCH for me…………like bitch???? they have so much
xekstrin: rectalragnarock: when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these: you know what that last one is? that’s a fucking turtle if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can huh that one’s