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istillloveparamore: thelittlestmermaid: paradaydreaming:officialtayley:paramore are currently ahead but you should still vote! Paramore are not winning anymore so please please vote!! IT’S LIKE BEING TORN BETWEEN MY TWO CHILDREN! vote for pmore
unite4humanity:micdotcom:When it comes to social decorum, sometimes Americans are downright clueless — something Kim Kelley-Wagner knows all too well. The mother of two adopted girls from China, Kelley-Wagner posted a series of photos to Facebook to
holyshawarmabatman: so i have two little cousins one is 10 and the other is 7 and my aunt told them they could each say one cuss word and not get in trouble so the older one very politely says “damn” but the younger one stands up on the kitchen table,
outofthewhore-dinary:inn0vation: I think one of the saddest things is when two people really get to know each other: their secrets, their fears, their favourite things, what they love, what they hate, literally everything, and then they go back to being
tiffanarchy:just-shower-thoughts:If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president, 16-year-olds in 2024 will have never had a white male president.But they’ll still have had a war-mongering, imperialist, long-time member of the ruling class as president,
bonscottintheimpala: dream7790:this is the cutest thing I’ve seen in a long time…you guys, get your shit together…I took the liberty to put the two gifs together andholy fucking adorable
ryleeroobear: mayaoishiina: fieryredsam: the science building in my university has PERIODIC TABLES if two people sat at that table for a romantic dinner they would be carbon dating I just whispered no at that joke ^^^
actualscience:actualscience:tothedevil:My mom jusy found out I’m trans and took it worse than I thought. She’s going to kick me out. I need a place to live.PITTSBURGH FOLLOWERS (i know you’re there): REBLOG AND HELP. this could’ve been me two
sirmitchell: First look at the final Corgi print. These (and the cat & hummingbird) should start shipping out in a week, maybe two. Sorry for the delay, these times editions are a long process.
sugarspicenotallnice:myechi:princessoffloral:mr-robert-gray:earthswinds: I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable” So am I allowed to walk around
paramoreupdates: Paramore’s Self-Titled album was released worldwide two years ago on April 9th 2013! x
appetisers:HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES.
arkhamboundz:Does anyone else remember playing music in Windows Media Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours
just-shower-thoughts: If two mind readers read each other’s mind, whose mind are they reading?
h3artofau: I thought romance was dead, but all that changed Saturday evening while out having a few beers when I witnessed two people slow dance to “Man in the Box” by Alice in Chains. Love is alive and well.
clarantino: people who defend quentin’s excessive use of the n-word: straight boys, own at least two articles of camouflage clothing, jerk off with cheeto dust still on their fingertips, don’t send thank you cards to their grandmas after Christmas
r3xtoration: just-shower-thoughts: There are only two days in your lifetime that aren’t 24 hours long This just fucked me up
sixpenceee: Superfetation is when a pregnant woman becomes pregnant again. It is characterized by the fertilization and the implantation of a second fertilized egg in a uterus already containing a fetus or zygote. With superfetation, the two fetuses
artemispanthar: “Long-haired rocker gives pink woman a band T-shirt and is touched to find they actually wear it” is a phrase that can apply to at least two things Rebecca Sugar has worked on.
carryonmy-assbutt: queen-of-destiel-land: tuxedo-tshirt: I think netflix made a mistake.. Laughed so hard I could barely click the reblog button imagine all 9 seasons of supernatural but rather than the two Winchester brothers you have the three
Table Two Shot in Tarantino films
spookypuke: glucosegirl:transsamwinchester:two pictures of gillian anderson from when she was in highschool, the second is sometime prior to her getting arrested for trying to glue all the locks in her school Grand Rapids girls! yeaaah!!!! mama!!!!!!
celestial-sexhair: cockroachsoup: cockroachsoup: cockroachsoup: cockroachsoup: cockroachsoup: cockroachsoup: do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop I’m doing it running two games in the background to cause
kurtdavekrist: Interviewer: “How would you describe Dave Grohl?“ Kurt Cobain: “Dave is in really good shape although he smokes two packs of cigarettes a day.” Interviewer: “Krist Novoselic?“ Kurt Cobain: "Krist is the horror
just-shower-thoughts: Two people can be born the at the exact same moment on earth, and still have different birthdays.
tomrny: futurefantastic: yeah good job genius but you missed these two and they’re literally right next to each other that’s because they’re twins you uneducated goose penis
darecrow: Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though
The two sides of Tumblr. this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever seen
buddhawassexy: “he’s 24 months old” bitch your son is two
just-about-to-break: asanaambitions: Friendly reminder to check your breasts while you’re just sitting there scrolling the internet, then reblog so your followers do the same. Two people I know were just diagnosed within the same week. these are
igniteit: everythingslow: Tyler Joseph on Truce i posted this a year ago today and two days later they posted the truce video s/o to everybody who made it through 2014 when they didn’t think they would. keep going.
farfr0mn0rmal: The two biggest fuckin liars on television.
liamdryden:dicapriho:How did we get here? Why? How are you feeling? What have we done to each other? What will we do?I’m completely picturing this as the two of them noticing and reacting to each other on the street
fuckyeahcourtneylove: “The two guys in rock with the best noses were Axl Rose and Kurt Cobain - and I certainly wasn’t going to mate with Axl Rose. I was all about mating for a nose.”- Courtney Love.
amedawg18: catknuckles1: meulins-choice-ass: A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys. WHAT Oh, that’s why my back hurt so much.
balile: communistbakery: ALL RIGHT LISTEN UP YOU MOTHER FUCKING AMERICANS THESE HERE ARE CALLED SCOOBYWUFFERS AND THEY ARE THE BEST THING EVER MADE. NEVER HEARD OF THEM? THATS BECAUSE THEY ONLY EXIST IN BRITAIN. THEY COME IN TWO FLAVOURS AND THEY’RE
lost-and-so-not-found: I have these two neighbours and they’re married and they gotta be like in their late 30s and I’m making dinner and I look out the window and they’re running around outside in their pajamas and bare feet with water pistols
samirows: smattenhove: cacen: teapartyasian: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated smad. there are two types of people
humansofnewyork: “I’m Trassh. With two s’s.”“I’m Riottt. With three t’s.”
mitzi-tsetse: ontopofgravity: I asked one of my (male) friends to stop using the phrase “man up” and he has been using “fortify” for the past two weeks instead and it’s just a little thing but honestly it makes a difference and tbh it’s
just-shower-thoughts: They really should make two different kinds of NSFW: one for nudity and one for gore
thisworldcollides: thethneedler: EVERYBODY SHOULD READ THIS!!!!!!!!!REBLOG…IT CAN SAVE A LIFE OR TWO!!!WARNING: Some knew about the red light on cars, but not Dialing 112.An UNMARKED police car pulled up behind her and put his lights on. Lauren’s
louisemoji: these are two of the funniest things harrys ever done and he did them back to back
awwww-cute: Someone dropped two puppies off out in the country. Good thing we found them. Meet Chocolate and Chip (Source: http://ift.tt/1JnJRf3)
awwww-cute: Two (Source: http://ift.tt/1JKfuj5)
thepowerofgrunge: One, two, four, five against one.
fuckyeahbabesintoyland-blog: “The pioneering Minneapolis punk rock trio were in London for a headline reunion show at Shepherd’s Bush Empire as part of their first UK tour for the nearly two decades and Wunmi Onibudo went behind the scenes for this
I found the first two books for ū each!!! They’re the first editions and I’m so glad to start my collection of different editions of my favorite books 📚 😊😃
sixpenceee: Alicja Zmyslowsk is a Polish photographer who takes beautiful and dreamlike portraits of dogs. “Since I was a child I loved animals,” Zmyslowska told Bored Panda. “When I was 4, I got two beautiful cats but my biggest dream was still
Fucked up our order so we got two free ones
mukoros: get to know me meme: [1/5] protagonists → Edward Elric “Stand up and walk. Keep moving forward. You’ve got two good legs. So get up and use them. You’re strong enough to make your own path.”
mossofthewoodsjewelry: I’ve also got two capped Creeping Charlie (Glechoma hederacea) pendants which will be going up tomorrow!Moss of the Woods Store
fagslave2chavsfitlads: “Nah geezer,you fuckin’ forgettin’ you got TWO holes i need to fill.Shut ya mouth and open that arse.”
painthisface: That hot daddy’s got two naughty sons. They like him fingering their warm assholes. That makes the three of them produce large amount of sperm and that hot family sex ends in a slurpy facial cum swap.
iucn: Most lucky botom got two macho hunks
footballdude1287: Denise Milani + Wonder Woman = Sexy Beast w/ HUGE breasts! She’s my favorite super hero, she’s got two sights of wonder under that suit!
durbikins: hey bro. wanna stop on by my house after school. play some tony hawk underground on my ps2.i got two controllers! we pick up some mountain dew livewire at 7-11. listen to some p.o.d.?
ladynehemah: Trying to get on your boss’s good side gets tricky when you’ve got two bosses..
guywithaleash: Stop complaining, you’ve only got two hours left.
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