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twistedshoelaces: doncarlosi: imabrickshithouse: theblackhood: jetrocketskates: someone explain to me what is even going on two gameboys trading pokemons over linkcable. Is there an award for best gif because I’d like to nominate this one. Why
alegbra: rnilkbreath: algebra… more like…„. alge… nah i’m so used to seeing my own url that i thought this was talking about me and for a second i thought a hate post about me got two thousand notes and i was really hurt and confused
norsegays: astrolope: People being angry about ~dem gays~ on Target’s Facebook. I just want to give my two cents on this and tell you a story. A couple weeks ago, I was hired at Target. I have a job at Target. Not a big deal right? It is a big deal
leaningtowerofstark: quidditchcaptain: leaningtowerofstark: I dont understand how people can not like cats theyre like little motherfucking tigers that roam your house and you can cuddle them and theyre fluffy and theyve got adorable little paws and
aiclan: emmeme: does anyone remember the time i spent over an hour drawing a comic on paint and it got two notes and i shut down my computer and went to bed angry which is a thing you’re never supposed to do well i found the comic and now i understand
nikoanesti: I got TWO of these messages WHILE THIS WAS IN MY QUEUE
ace-attorney-shitpost: “If I had a nickel for every time I cross-examined a parrot, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s kind of weird that it happened twice.” - Phoenix Wright after he finished cross-examining a parrot in Professor
racial-humiliation: White Girls got two brown girls for christmas to play with
blackcockmistress: Ariella Ferrera (@AriellaFerrera) loves black cock. She’s lucky she’s got two to play with. Choose Your Perversion: The Black Cock Mistress My main page, where I share all my darkest, most erotic (and hardcore) fantasies. The page
msmvp: I NEED ALL MY MONEY MAKERS BRING THAT CASH OUT 💵💵💵 My Snap Chat be POPPINGTON 💋 I got two snap chats pay close ATTENTION: First one is @therealmsmvp feel free to follow me on there hit me up anytime and enjoy my stories 💦💦💦
christinafutagirl: 22/04/2014 Trying out my new bling - I think the picture showing all three looks way too much lol. Also think the circular pink ones don’t look good, got two of them but because my nipples are small and not better pokey outey, they
preggovictim: belliesout4u: Preggo and Beer One could say after all that beer, she’s now got two souvenirs, and they’re both showing nicely. Beer: helping make sluts into mommies since…ever.
I know I'm a handful but thats what you got two hands for
I cannot believe this photo only got two notes. This is fabulous.
auctionhouse69: Edith has been doing this for years. Placing ads for jobs as a receptionist or secretary and then enslaving the hot ones that come for an interview. Today was a little slow, she only got two. A brunette named Julia and a blonde named
captainjaymerica: If a person posts their body online, you’ve got two options. Admire that shit, or keep it moving. It’s really not that hard of a concept. If you don’t like it, congrats on havin different taste. If you do, cool. If you’re into
rottenmorgue:I gots two pickles today HAYHAY! 🎵🎶
thesailorrvenus: i’ve got two days left until my birthday and my days are just getting worse and worse :) collide | instagram
avamariele: Got two new pairs of stripper shoes for 80 bucks today 😍😍😍
I went shopping today and I bought 2 hogwarts shirts, horwarts jumper, Mickey Mouse jumper, and an avengers shirt all XL not 2XL or 3XL Also got two pairs of jeans both size 16 not 18-20 :3 felt super good to have to get a smaller size :3
djsckatzen: withprettywords: copsandgobblers: sparkafterdark: bootaloo: titangroupie: marcosplit: the-little-two-mouthed-girl: theairclub: oneoddobsession: theairclub: oneoddobsession: theairclub: oneoddobsession: KILL IT. KILL IT KILL IT
buildabitchworkshop: greenwiseowl: buildabitchworkshop: man i love taquitos and guacamole Or a bag of weed and two blunts. no dude wtf dont u know drugs r fuckin illegal do u want to get us both arrested jfc smh
tyleroakley: “Two years after losing his wife to cancer, a man re-created his wedding photos with their young daughter.”
fartgallery: hopscotch is my favorite game because i hate shapes and i hate numbers so being able to stomp on a combination of the two is everything i could ask for
jaclcfrost: there are two types of cute “aw how adorable” cute and “aw i want to make out with you holy shit” cute and my goal is to be both of them
napoleonbonerhard: shingekinoswaggie: bioterrorist: i want someone who hasnt seen death note to analyze this screen shot and tell me what they think the show is about a boy is in a band and he has his bandmates over. two of them are trying to convince
harlequinhatter: caseyanthonyofficial: When I was like 6 years old I was woken up in the middle of night by a voice saying “play with me play with me” over and over and I stayed awake for two hours terrified as the voice continued and then I realized
richbitchgossard: “first of all i want you to know i think you’re just darling guys.” “ma’am we are two grown men in a long term monogamous relationship and I don’t appreciate you coming on to me and my husband”
personasanta: does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things
elikombat: Two teenagers once broke into this abandoned Virginia home and found the walls covered in blood.
owmeex: Two Brothers Re-Create Childhood Photos As A Priceless Gift To Their Mother (via Then/Now)
longviewbillie: i was baby sitting the two sweetest girls i’ve ever met and they were interested in the posters on my wall so i gave this a go
microwavers: dave grohl’s face is just two hexagons like look now add some details tell me that doesn’t look like dave grohl
jalexinwonderland: crywonk: averytare: man girls are gorgeous alright this could mean one of two things
bara-brows: bara-brows: This individual has obviously sacrificed a virgin over a blue-flamed fire while chanting pagan rituals to obtain this ability it’s been like literally two years and my comment is still on every reblog of this that i see
jaramo: gay8: do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty get slammed in two courts at once
dogapult: today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread
vintageborn: lolcuteanimals: Two baby elephants hold each other’s trunks as they run with the herd. What is life?
tylejoseph: “why are they called twenty one pilots if there’s only two people??” “what’s up with the ski masks??? are they part of the kkk or something??”
sooo-two-years-ago: all the other kids with the better run, better run
patheticjunkies: #these two built the greatest meth empire in the country
tylerselfieface: huffingtonpost: Disney could learn a thing or two from this ‘Ariel’ model who uses a wheelchair. Watch the full story here. She. Is. So. Beautiful.
tattoosandtaxidermy: pikarar: Social Issue Ads (source) wow that fuckin last one a commentary on saving the trees that wastes two fucking whole pages of paper nice one
fuckin-kisses: world-islove: 500daysofemily: this is great because i bet that’s what they felt like. Like everything else in the world had stopped and it was just the two of them. So freaking cute i’m sad I’m gonna fucking cry I can’t wait
xshayxsmilesx: Saw this on Facebook today and thought I’d share. Two days ago Coheed and Cambria donated money to keep a fan and her family of five from being evicted from their home. She has been a fan for 10 years and worked on Cobalt and Calcium.
mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar: whalesam: toomuchtaylor: Newest tattoo! It’s on my left forearm. It’s a note my mom left me the night she died. Here’s a side-by-side shot of the two. Deserves every note. I cried and then I reblogged
inn0vation: I think one of the saddest things is when two people really get to know each other: their secrets, their fears, their favourite things, what they love, what they hate, literally everything, and then they go back to being strangers. It’s
maddylioness: there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures
cafemusaiin: samsvirtuallife: positlvedreamer: cafemusaiin: i gave my grandma two dollars to get me “an arizona tea and a Reese’s cup” and she brought me this and gave me my money back this perfectly describes grandmas My grandma would have
nyannerz: ok i found this picture in my folders and it reminded me that i am still searching for this long lost video and i cannot die peacefully until it is found.over two years ago, i found this weird porn video online (shut up i wasnt doing anything
Put two bands in my ask box and I'll tell you which one I like better.
sonicpinballparty: mcbushpig: when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist
goddessolga: lastuli: While you’re still trying to figure out where you stand in this “two sided” “conflict”, Gaza is being bombarded. Over ten family houses have been struck; 41 people killed and 300+ are injured so far. Pray for Israel
camillerojas: This afternoon was so lovely. Early spring cleaning complete. No distractions. I also bought two plants: Baby Tears and Lavender.
pantiesofficial: when kids knead two colors of clay together and screw everything up
allmymetaphors: i know i uploaded these as two separate doodles but i drew them as one so here they are together ???
slovvbro: staayyggolden: slovvbro: What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D: Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together? have u ever fuckin heard of a double date
davegrohlslongjohns: mrrightandmrbubble: Trying to blend in at parties where everyone knows each other except you #Dave looks very motherly #like ‘you two have been behaving but YOU we will be having words later’ #and you’re sad Taylor
jo3presents: “It is about a relationship but not between two people. It’s more one person’s relationship with a million people. In fact, that song’s almost a little too obvious for me. That’s why instead of a lyric sheet we put in an X-ray
