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jo3presents: “It is about a relationship but not between two people. It’s more one person’s relationship with a million people. In fact, that song’s almost a little too obvious for me. That’s why instead of a lyric sheet we put in an X-ray
amortizing: third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple
princessoffloral: collectiveassbutts: earthswinds: I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable” So am I allowed to walk around adult women who
yourehidingfrommenow: domdean: cuntakinte: I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin you will never know which of these two statements reign true for
untexting: i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one
frankies-ankles: f0r-those-wh0-have-heart: a-jar-of-pain: alxgaskarth: every band has that awkward member that doesn’t say much and those two band members who act super gay with each other…. Basically blink-182. basically mcr
avaticancameo: vintage-laugh-track: avaticancameo: Okay but they look like two scared toddlers I am laughing harder than I should Yeah, because people around them are being killed and they are probably scared and worried for their own life’s. Haha
thesecretworldofarrietty: i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD she told me it wasn’t funny
yesings: what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is
redgrieve: Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t
hecallsmepineappleprincess: fancypixie: disney-facecharacters: Tinkerbell and Vida by EverythingDisney on Flickr. I lovee these two OMG I love them so much!
sifu-kisu: legendofkorraholyshit: 500daysofevilexes: screams-flails-dies-etc: ziggyplayed: lyndez: yencid: HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT OMG THIS IS PERFECT Jesus christ. How can two gifs match so perfectly? OH. MAN. oh god my emotions Dude,
lokiremembersashadow: there are two basic types of fans in a bandom the kind that likes the band for their music the others who started out liking the music but fell in love the musicians as people and would buy the cds even if it was literally four
troyetroyetroye: trxyesweater: Two funny things 1. She has game. Like A LOT!!! 2. In the show he was literally the technology expert… Iconic
durnesque-esque: thehippiejew: extrafeisty: jaycubs: A Glasgow nightclub has installed a two-way mirror which allows male revellers in private booths to spy on unsuspecting women as they visit the toilet! With no notification or signage anywhere
rubyetc: There are two types of people.. (*the catpocalypse is nigh)
danny-lohner: I CAN’T DEAL WITH THESE TWO
firekat: okay let’s take a moment to appreciate two things: 1) Chris’ beauty 2) Matt’s boxers which have flames on them
waynesworld1992: caseynovaks: adam sandler is sexy as hell in hotel Transylvania how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes
pussy-pat: christel-thoughts: this is what i just picked up from the grocery store. it cost ะ. Thirty. two. dollars. for 1 pineapple, 2 bags of grapes, a small container of raspberries, 1 soft drink and 2/ũ nuts…. do you know how much junk food
falling-is-okay: These two are perfect.
cargohoo: abloodymess: ladythatsmyskull: Godzilla on the set Godzilla only does one take! Amateurs do two takes! Do you hear me you overpaid Grip! I am going to my trailer, make sure Rodan is there wearing that outfit I like or I fucking walk! You
libbykeppen: collegecutiepie: gaysealapproves: ellieintheskywithdiamonds: altair-ibn-la-booty: tristan-thorn-is-my-hero: mojosodope178: theweedteacher: Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said
babyofthenineties: Matt Cameron in a Soundgarden Rockumentary (x) the two sides of drummer Matt Cameron
thee-other: These two gave birth to some of the best guitar riffs to have ever entered the world of music. Factual.
arkhamboundz: Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours
rhyse: taylorswift: imnotsomefloozy: taylorswift we need a recipe for these please! 🍪🍪🍪 MMMKAY— there are two ways you can go about this. The quick and easy way is to make sugar cookies from a sugar cookie mix and just cut open a packet
fuckyeahtattoos: My two beautiful girls. I had my octopus done on saturday after waiting for 4 years!
upabovetheclouds: Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck
A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that
thecarvingwitch: prokopetz: sixsaltysweets: I’M DEAD Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat. OH MY GOSH
kingofcreppyisland: Bae: Come over I’m horny ;) Me: I can’t I’m murdering two teeange lovers in a clown suit Bae: My parents are out Me:
imawalkingtravestyy: i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.
seafoamtides: kateoplis: Mexico City: Sex workers gather to commemorate their colleagues who were violently murdered, two days before the Day of the Dead festival. this is why you don’t fuck around with day of the dead, because it has a deeper
twenyonepilots: soo i was looking through meet and greet photos and i just…I’ve seen a lot of pictures of these two dudes and this one takes the cake
pineapplefiendwillriseagain: This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as a smoke detector for Halloween None of us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors That’s all he’s asked for in the way of presents these past two years
sugarspicenotallnice: myechi: princessoffloral: collectiveassbutts: earthswinds: I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable” So am I allowed
dream7790: The two of us are almost umbilically attached in some strange way and have been down the years. And that’s survived everything. From the time I was 19 to now. - Robert Plant
indiedrone: fullblownpanic: americanhorrorstoryforreal: fiona-supreme-of-my-heart: fullblownpanic: indiedrone: but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian same Jesus I bet those two are couple now.. I’m gay
matthews-wifey: lucifeur: upabovetheclouds: Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago wasn’t 2007 like three years ago though??????
tattru: when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers
aerofighter: The two faces of Dave Grohl
weloveshortvideos: Two Balls
alcoholicgifts: hulkstina: fedoraharp: franklyitsscarlett: humans-of-pdx: “I had a bacterial infection when I was two that turned into gangrene. People don’t believe all the things I can do. Like write. I have some of the best handwriting
ps4official: hOLD THE FUCK UP spy kids two is supposed to be a light hearted film for the whole family not make me have an existential crisis
yugichrist: like ten years ago i drew a comic strip entitled “if the president were a moth” in which the president is a human sized moth watching the olympics and when they light the torch it flies off in pursuit of it and then two cia guys stand
itsdrickibytch: hennessyandmelanin: when ya moms been sayin that y’all bout to leave for two hours, and you’re tired of waitin. The accuracy in the caption is amazing
tomrny: futurefantastic: yeah good job genius but you missed these two and they’re literally right next to each other that’s because they’re twins you uneducated goose penis
officialbrostrider: helenaphan: officialbrostrider: i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.” two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out did
spicy-vagina-tacos: joshhutchercat: tryna come up with a good text post like The amount of versions of this same exact post with one or two words tweaked is astounding I love meme culture
spicy-vagina-tacos: I hate this so much like why would anyone post this what’s the point like who cares if you don’t like cosplay????? I don’t like cosplay but I wouldn’t dare post a picture of two young people on the Internet for thousands of
ayeshakhurram: I am speechless. I am speechless that two hours away from where I live, over a hundred and forty children have died. I am speechless. My brothers, my sisters. They aren’t with us anymore, and I am speechless. I can’t tell you how much
letsslayagain: 0mikohakodate: zenbab: somebody left a whole fish in the toilet at mcdonald’s this is the second post i’ve seen about finding a whole fish in a mcdonald’s bathroom, and they were clearly two different fish what the fuck is going
learning2swim: I think relationships in general are over romanticized like at the end of the day I’m pretty sure a good relationship is just two people who know how to hang out and talk to each other not whether or not they can right all your wrongs
appetisers: HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
