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livingthereinaflower: John Frusciante and the two-hundred-thousand different versions of Scar Tissue. Thank you very much.
pussybow: on week two of my #rawfood diet… I feel amazing! who knew eating #raw could be so delish?
selenerpatrol: i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two girls are so great
a-hipster-lesbian: I love when you meet someone and you just click. You know you’re supposed to be friends or lovers or something. You just know the universe said “you two, yeah you, don’t leave each other’s side okay?”. Here’s to meeting
hands0nic: brokenquill: The second worst burn that Two Face has ever felt. the comment perfected this post
moltengolden: keylimepie: horse-ebook: donbroccoli: Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta? fuck Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this? Get the fuck off your
norsass: norsass: you know friend memes???? like something happens between you and a friend and you bring it up occasionally and it like becomes a meme between you two??? like to others they wouldnt get it but so its like a meme for your friends???
divergentgrace: fenixed: harrystylesus: is there a term for cockblock when two ppl with vaginas are involved?? clitoris prohibitus Sounds like a fucking spell from harry potter
thestarbandit: My brother came to me and said “What would you do if I was bisexual?” And I said “I’d laugh because that means our homophobic parents had TWO queer kids.” And thats story of how me and my brother came out to each other
ringasunn: My friend has two pigs, and this one just experienced ice for the first time yesterday!
sixpenceee: This is the egg of a horn shark. This shape enables a mother horn shark to wedge her eggs (which are usually laid two at a time) into crevices. This helps to prevent removal by most would-be predators.
rosetylr: If a guy ever insists that you two have sex without a condom just smile really big and get teary eyed and emotional and start talking about how excited you are that he wants to have a baby with you and when he tries to interject and say that’s
ayalaatreides: There are two kinds of people who were preteens/teens in the early-to-mid-2000s: 1) People who will forever see Orlando Bloom as Legolas 2) People who will forever see Orlando Bloom as Will Turner
kierenkisses: since yesterday : Muslim places of worship in two French towns were fired upon overnight Three blank grenades were thrown at a mosque shortly after midnight, in west Paris in southern France, several shots were fired in the direction
What angels are apparently supposed to look like. They had 6 wings, covered with eyes on the wings. And had two eyes on their face, but used 2 wings to cover their face at all times because if a mortal ever saw their face they would die. The bible
striders: there’s not anyone on my dash talking about obama’s plan to provide two free years of community college to everyone who’s willing to do 8 hours of community service per term and maintain a 2.0 gpa and let me just say: please, god, holy
jobhaver: redgrieve: Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t federal mandates on
itscalledobsession: these two
aunyebetumblin: gottaloadedgodcomplex: princess-sky-nicole: There are two kinds of emos . 1. Happy fall out boy fans 2. Sad my chemical romance fans 3. Gay panic at the disco fans 4. All of the above
voidbat: ashbet: isaacsanchors: tunaofthesea: partybarackisinthehousetonight: i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos blank One of my dear friends
sixpenceee: This torture device consisted of a metal piece with two opposed bi-pronged forks attached to a belt or strap. One end of the device was pushed under the chin, the other to the sternum, and the strap was used to secure the victim’s neck
menjizen: Visual Communication first project: combining two contrasting objects together. I made a mini series based on the theme ‘Adulthood vs Childhood’. or maybe I should call it “clash of different intoxicating things ” I love this multi-themed
lifewasted: eddievedderswave:The two sides of Eddie Vedder..the mtv unplugged..when he is thinking about what to say instead of fuck and doesn’t say it during Jeremy..and then the Eddie that doesn’t care and says fuck at the end during porch at the
awaiting-my-escape: cultureshift: ceevee5: blvcknvy: Licia Ronzulli, member of the European Parliament, has been taking her daughter Vittoria to the Parliament sessions for two years now. Every time this is on my dash, it’s an automatic reblog.
staxilicious: artkat: despairnaegami: personasanta: does anybody else think tired and sleepy mean two totally different things sleepy is cute and dozing off and happy but tired is 10 cups of coffee and murder reblogging because the last graphic
intlsugarbaby: homosexualstereotypes: aleaula: tahitea: ohmonroe: stability: In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time I vow to reblog this every time is shows up on my dash love this they caused a
this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs
dirty-frank-dahmer: voidbat: ashbet: isaacsanchors: tunaofthesea: partybarackisinthehousetonight: i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos blank
sixpenceee: AN EGG One of the stories out there, that make you hit an existential crisis. Original Author: Andy Weir It was a car accident. Nothing particularly remarkable, but fatal nonetheless. You left behind a wife and two children. It was a painless
sixpenceee:Painting a Cow, 1939. As they were recognized as potential traffic hazards during the Blackouts of World War Two, some farmers took to painting their cows with white stripes so they could be seen by motorists.
how to be Robert Plant in two easy steps:
bloodspire: step one: dig a massive hole in the dirt. you should be able to lie in it. step two: lie in it
sixpenceee:A ghost-like anomaly appears above two people looking at a photo album of family members.“Took this picture with my cell phone. Took another immediately after and it was gone. My wife and family friend were looking at photo’s of his
stunningpicture:Two very different nights, 12 piece of Fried Chicken & Whiskey versus 12 Pink Tulips & Cupcakes
Overheard two guys at school today
the-more-u-know:huffingtonpost:How Wednesday Addams Would React To CatcallingDon’t tell Wednesday Addams to smile.In a new episode from the web series “Adult Wednesday Addams,” created by Melissa Hunter, Wednesday follows two dudes home to teach
helioscentrifuge: sophienorthcott: chlorinda: potential-and-difference: shmiling: n0thingleftinside: fuckyeahprisoninmates: Robert Glenn, an inmate in the Special Housing Unit (SHU) at Corcoran State Prison in California killed two inmates while
brbagifs: pajamaben:stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
cullenslionheart: itsmeaveryd: lesbiansinwesteros: deucalio: I’m 20 years old and I still can’t spell unessarcaryccery a shirt has one Collar, two Sleeves Necessary you dear sir, have changed my life REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE
notanattackbear: castiel-knight-of-hell:nosdrinker:thebigemo: god can’t argue with that logic are there two dinasaurs having sex on top that mountain? Yes
buildabitchworkshop: limegum:Iowa City, IA (1988) HOLY SHIT!!!!!! THIS IS MY JOB!!!! I WORKED HERE FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS
magnifysuccess:sometimes i wonder what i would think of my body if it wasn’t my own? like if someone else had my body and i was looking at it from an outside perspective? i think two things would happen… for one, i would have much nicer thoughts about
sixpenceee:This is Queen Elizabeth I’s secret locket ring. It wasn’t discovered until her death that the ring opened up to reveal two portraits of her and her mother Queen Anne Boleyn.
jamiesinverguenza: [Image: a photograph of two young brown-skinned women who have red paint on their faces and hangs. The women on the left is raising both of her fists in the air.]deafmuslimpunx:pretendpagan:Trans* activists in Mexico City, protesting
earthdad: turn ons:cute pplequalityturn offs:having a two party political system
disgustinghuman:planetvalium: A gathering of pregnant men. i’m imagining those two are bros belly bumping cause they’re stoked to be daddies
whorville:I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
official-putin: when i was in 5th grade we were reading books to preschoolers and we were reading the book about gay penguins and we asked if anyone knew anyone that was gay and one girl raised her hand saying that she had two moms and then from the back
reallyreallyreallytrying:breakfast 2050: kids love the olden days charm of toatse, the breakfast treat you prise apart with two hands to reveal the jam inside
brbagifs:pajamaben:stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
melonfucker4:onlyfoolsandvikings:onlyfoolsandvikings: onlyfoolsandvikings: don’t wear your leather jacket on hot days you could get heat stroke remember, being punk is only fun when you’re alive Always wear two pairs of socks under your big leather
gorgonetta: [Two b/w photos of Siouxsie on stage]
girlpacino:Table Two Shot in Tarantino films
sixpenceee:Volcanic Lightning occurs when lightning is produced in a volcanic plume. The process starts when particles separate, either after a collision or when a larger particle breaks in two. Some difference in the aerodynamics of these particles then
irishmythology: For sixpenceee “This weekend, 14 teenage attack clowns were arrested outside a high school in Agde, on the south coast of the country. In Montpellier, a man was beaten with a rod by a guy dressed as a clown and his two accomplices. And
android18: miranda cosgrove stands uncomfortably against a wall while two angry lesbians have an argument
colourofoctober: When you see two posts that are pretty much the same but are posted by different blogs
noahlagasse:It’s weird thinking that every picture on this website was taken by someone. Every room filled with cocaine and guns, every room with two people doing the baby maker, and every tropical beach in the middle of the ocean. Like damn what
cosbyykidd:sonypraystation:yungkinghenny:wizkhali:The evaluation of Spongebob Squarepants. From 1999-2014. I don’t know them last two them ain’t my sponge bobs nigga started using that bleachin cream smdh bring dark skin spongebob back “bring
just-shower-thoughts:If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president, 16-year-olds in 2024 will have never had a white male president.
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