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the-eternal-screm: Anthony J “The apocalypse is coming let’s go on a date” Crowley Anthony J “I’m gonna risk my life by walking on consecrated ground because I heard you were in trouble” Crowley Anthony J “Let’s move to Alpha Centuri together”
lesbianjohnkeats:fellas is it gay to ask an angel to run away to alpha centauri with you
aziraphalesbian:fellas is it gay to need your friend so badly you run into his burning home and desperately scream out his name as the lyrics “i know I’ll never be lonely; you’re my only one, and i love the things, i really love the things you do”
azirphales: aziraphale in 2019: i realised i was in love with you in 1941 when you saved my books and also my life from the nazis :) crowley, who has been pining for longer than the existence of the wheel: i’m sorry you realised when
gingerteaonthetardis: In which Rose Tyler takes Anthony Crowley by the hand and drags him to hell. “You’re a right prick, aren’t you? Are people normally impressed by your ‘I’m a vengeful demon from hell and you should be very, very frightened’
daughtersofthanos:–Jane Austen
0operson: aprilslady: Crowley really just dedicates his immortality to flipping the bird to the Four Horsemen doesn’t he? Crowley: Oh I haven’t bought petrol for the Bentley for 60 years because paying for things is undemonicPollution: How dare
dykeiel: the script book says that between 1862 (the first time crowley asks aziraphale for holy water) and 1941 (nazi church) aziraphale and crowley didn’t speak at all which not only means that crowley sleeping for nearly a century is still canon
angelsdineattheritz: angelsdineattheritz: Uriel: Don’t think your boyfriend in the dark glasses will get you special treatment Aziraphale, to himself: He IS my boyfriend, isn’t he!?
tsilvy: Aziraphale on the eastern gate, literally as soon as Adam and Eve leave: And she’s expecting already!Crowley, who won’t know how reproduction works for at least another millennium: *to himself* Expecting? WHAT is she expecting?!
morosexual-aziraphale: based on that one vinebonus Aziraphale:
gretchenzellerbarnes:(x)
wahoo-shem:Anathema: wow so Crowley’s true form is a giant snake. That doesn’t scare you at all?Aziraphale *having flashbacks to the first time Crowley tried to take a drink in human form and just completely submerged his face in a communal wine bowl*:
goosetooths:when u lose the antichrist and armaggedon starts
devilsss-dyke: I’m not sure what to caption this but uhh, here we are. [my original post about this]
ouidamforeman:I can’t remember if I posted this meme I made here yet but. Take it
brokendeathangel: That Twitter post speaks to me UwU
faggghaggg:mischiefensued:Happy 420 🚬Perfection :))
deeskip:bruh
story-kat: Art by NK_asperako Posted with Permission (reprint/edit and/or commercial use prohibited)
ineffablelovebirds: ratliker1917:Demons are usually depicted as red to indicate that they’re heavily seasoned with paprika and chili powder, like a chorizo. Crowley accidentally got into the spice merchants wares one late evening in fuvk-knows b.c.
edward elric: short king or manlet?
yamisnuffles: “Saw a giant snake outside A.Z. Fell’s bookshop. Nature is healing.”
ineffablelovebirds: Animals seem to have free reign of the cities, so Crowley decided to just slither over anyway. Can’t accidentally tempt ppl to go outside and get sick if you don’t look like one
springapreppe:Aziraphale upon receiving news of mandatory quarantine: What’s this? An excuse to pine after my love in a way that would make Jane Austin proud? I shall write so many forlorn letters to my dear Anthony J. Crowley!Crowley, a disaster gay
aboutstark: Dumb snek missing the one braincell he shares with his angel.
polkanote: crowley in 1967: pulls up in his bentley to the bar to meet with his counterparts to organize holy water heist aziraphale, looking out of his bookshop window:
tio-trile:Calm Snake
tio-trile:Since we’re on the topic of the Golden Girls……
spacesocialist:I love decorating my apartment with a metaphorical representation of me and my bff having sex and also a statuette from the exploded church where we sealed our symbolic marriage in the 1940s after killing mark gattiss, platonically
stillnotabroad:Dramatic noodle
not-a-space-alien:Crowley is the physical manifestation of precariously piling all the tupperware in the cabinet against the door and slamming it shut, only to have it all tumble out and bury you next time you open the cabinet
manywinged:“people who would fight the entire world for each other but complain and call each other stupid fucking idiots about it the entire time” is the ultimate relationship dynamic
gogobootz:sodabutch:my shoulder angel & devil are too busy flirting to actually give me any advice and thats why my life is in shambles My shoulder angel and devil are kissing on the mouth
neil-gaiman:You waited. And here we see Crowley and Aziraphale, inside the bookshop talking to… well, that would be telling. Welcome to Season 2. This time it’s ineffable.
sinnysonno: everyone say thank you @neil-gaiman for the food.[reblogs appreciated!! no reposts please]
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breeyn:Here, have some vent art. Crowley and I are in the same mood today 😡
dustandhalos: dustandhalos:dustandhalos: ☀️ PRE-ORDERS for the physical copy of Stalwart Sun, Wily Moon are now OPEN! 🌙 ✨ 8.5"x11" perfect-bound, 528 pages ✨ soft-touch laminated hardcover illustrated by Eileen Kai
dorywhynot:Illustration 3/3 for @dustandhalos and the printing of their gorgeous fic, “Stalwart Sun, Wily Moon.” 🖤Preorder the book!Read the fic!
sammininoofthelord:Prompt 5 #Ineffableinktober by @koko_iep : DucksDo ducks have ears? This feels familiar 🤔
fledglingdoodles: Looked up ‘Extreme Ballroom Dancing’ for some fun poses.
raynecreates:Some Ineffable fellas because I’m quite excited for the new season coming.
u0unuunu:221011 | グオメ2楽しみだなーーの初描きのお二人
thepastelpeach:i needed more pining aziraphale//dont repost my art!! only reblogs
hg-aneh:💥 -“But then Crowley absolutely loves Aziraphale. He hates that he loves him. It’s really annoying for him.”
It’s December here and I’m all out of fucks to give.Pretty sure this has already been done but WHO CARES
Me: Ive been drawing LOTS of furries for commissions, should really do something else before I forget how to do stuffAlso me: ok but… CONSIDER!!!
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