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lily-wholockian: Crowley: *sneezes*Aziraphale: bless youCrowley:
infinite-mirrors: while I wholeheartedly agree that Crowley and Aziraphale are both moron4moron, I couldn’t stop thinking about this.
sundersea:crowley, in his head: i have exhausted every possible option so m/m slowburn kidfic (6k) it is
poem-is-dead: The Walk™ Appreciation Post
jumpingjacktrash: briefly-be: Crowley: this is so sad alexa play despacito Alexa: mama… just killed a man…… this is it, this is the final form of the meme
armageddidnt: Getting shot by a paint gun: Aziraphale vs Crowley’s reaction Crowley’s such a drama queen I love it
indianajcnes: crowley: I’m leaving!!!!! I won’t even THINK ABOUT YOU crowley 0.2 seconds later:
dotstronaut:Hey you guys know that one text post, the one with the cat? You know what one I mean. Thanks @sneakyfeetsThis was supposed to be “just a sketch” but then Crowley had to be a bastard who sits in chairs and it all went downhill from there.
asiraphael:it really is the early 2010s all over again huh!
wirtlings:
obliviousaziraphale: Aziraphale and Crowley somehow check all the boxes for me in terms of a perfect ship. Forbidden Romance? You’ve got it. Friends to Lovers? Yep. Pining? Check. Mutual Pining? Double check. Idiots in love? I have not seen two dumbasses
trustnodaleks:The only reason why crowley pushed aziraphale against a wall when he called him nice was because he was flustered and horny and his praise kink got activated send tweet
"Comrade" but in a gay way
heimurinn: Aziraphale - I think I may be in love with Crowley, but he is a demon, the Enemy. He’s bound to Hell and not capable of loving me back. Crowley - I feel something for that angel, but it doesn’t matter. He’s an angel, he’d never choose
lynati: tzikeh: flashbastardwithsunglasses: We were robbed Behind the scenes – missing scene OH MY GOD EVERYONE’S FANON ABOUT HIS PAJAMAS IS OFFICIALLY CANON AND I DON’T KNOW WHY THIS WARRANTS ALLCAPS BUT IT FEELS LIKE IT DOES
poplitealqueen: bold-sartorial-statement: poplitealqueen: Crowley and Aziraphale are top tier contenders for Best OTP to Make 5+1 Fic for. “Five Millenia That Crowley Pined For Aziraphale, and One When He Didn’t Have To” boom. See? Would you
crowley-x-aziraphale: dykeiel: marionthegeek: thegoodomensdumpster: dykeiel: dykeiel: ok is it just me or….. is never gonna give you up……. a really ineffable husbands song hello????? hello??!!!???!??! HC that Crowley rickrolls Aziraphale
spideysbff: Crowley: angel, I hate you!Aziraphale: well you’re not my type eitherGod: *shedding tears* Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
lowglutenhost:
lierdumoa: anthonycrowley: letsgetmetaphysical-physical: anthonycrowley: anthonycrowley: if nothing else i’m glad that the tv adaption brought about the mass headcanon that crowley is raphael and thus is a fallen archangel because that’s SO
generalarmitagehux: Gabriel, holding Aziraphale in the air: Stinky Crowley: No! Gabriel, swinging Aziraphale back and forth: Stinky bastard angelCrowley: No!!!!!!!Metatron: Naughty boy. Brat angel.Crowley: NOOOOOOOOO!
ouidamforeman:The “J” in “Anthony J Crowley” stands for “Just Trying His Best”
crowleyswobblyleg:I feel like this plays in Crowley’s head on a loop
torsamors: Aziraphale: You’re my friend. I’d fuck you if you wanted. Crowley: What? God’s ethereal voice booming through the living room: He said he’d fuck you if you wanted
ineffablequotes: Aziraphale: Crowley sometimes talks in his sleep, its adorable Crowley, asleep: Fight me… you motherfucker… square up… i think the fuck not…
astrangertomykin:me: it’s nearly 3am i have work in the morningmy brain: how was crowley going to get to alpha centauri
wilde-worms-blog:
agnes-nutter-witch: cheeseanonioncrisps: Okay, so maybe I’m an idiot for not realising this sooner, but the reason War has the flaming sword— Aziraphale’s flaming sword— is because War is actually the embodiment of something created by humans,
queerstionboy: i never noticed aziraphale’s smirk after the wall push scene he really is that bitch huh
speremint: Thanks so much to everyone who joined the stream! A LOT of people had requested something with Crowley’s plants and AziraphaleHonestly what a trainwreck
daughtersofthanos: …he looked very tired, and very pale, and very scared.
katy-133: ttapegunn: crowleyswobblyleg: Crowley+Voices “Wondering if you would help us with our INQUIRIES”
apocahipster: the feel when ur love story would take a 6 part miniseries to properly explain
kadywicker:raphael crowley is so funny to me bc he’s the patron of marriage but he’s still like “its been 6000 years and idk if aziraphale likes me likes me”
speremint: You ever just draw something so stupid and be like… I have a degree in comics… and this is what I do with it…insp
sentaart:What happened after the bookshop burned down :’)(Aziraphale doesn’t sleep)
owlsock: tanksandstrongmen: ᴼ ᴸᴼᴿᴰ ᴴᴱᴬᴸ ᵀᴴᴵˢ ᴮᴵᴷᴱ I got carried away
anotherhawk: awesome-fan-number-one: tartan-thermos: oh fuck, oh god 1. The Nazis recognized Crowley. They had never personally encountered him before - “Mr. Anthony J. Crowley! Your fame precedes you.” But they knew him by reputation; enough
azira-yeet: Hell: are consorting with an Angel? Crowley: yes? Are all you slackers not out there seducing any Angels? You got no game, is that it Hastur? You hating on me because you can’t get any Angel to feel an ounce of Temptation? Tell me, how’s
mochachailattecafe:When crowley hears “my dear boy” at 3am after trying to drink milk directly from the carton (based off this text post)
throesofincreasingwonder:Aziraphale: *gets up from the table at a restaurant*Crowley: Aren’t you forgetting something?Aziraphale: *hesitates, then kisses him on the forehead*Crowley, sputtering: No, Pay the bill! Who raised you?
weaver-z:Warlock making any decision: (thinks of his gardener) Be gay… (thinks of his nanny) Do crime.
starscapades:laurelhach:if crowley is anything like a snake then he periodically pokes only his head around a door and stares at aziraphale for hours like okay this got absolutely eaten by tumblr but @laurelhach i could not not draw this
jewish-harley-quinn:Gabriel: have you been fraternizing with a demon?Aziraphale: *wearing matching pajamas with Crowley while fully laying on top of him watching a movie together with his head on Crowley’s chest* NO! What a preposterous notion!
misplaced-my-notes:Crowley, holding Aziraphale’s hand: Does he like me?Crowley, in bed with Aziraphale: This is probably platonic spooning.Crowley, accepting Aziraphale’s engagement ring: But,, like,,, does he like-like me?Crowley, being dipped back
silverynight:Gabriel: *insults Aziraphale*Crowley, appearing out of nowhere:
amaranthology: obliviousaziraphale: lesbian-zom-bi: obliviousaziraphale: crowley makes signs on pull doors say push and routinely runs face first into them imagine if on a date with Aziraphale, Crowley tries to be all chivalrous and open the door
squiffy-jpeg:Here have this (inspired by this text post I saw on Instagram I saw and I just had to do it to em)
superkarlyart: grumpyhedgehogs: beelzebub: so now that you’ve fallen, you’re supposed to do bad things. Like tempt people into stuff. murder, lying, stuff like that. just you know, your regular temptationscrowley: i can tempt…anybody?beelzebub:
were-dying-but-we-like-it: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: cute-necromancing-misanthrope: livebloggingmydescentintomadness: While I’m certainly not debating the fact that Aziraphale is a moron, does anybody else feel like the whole “pop over
skizoraven: Based on THIS post, by @ineffable-bastard-crowleyLook at their five adorable children!
ineffableplan: spatscolombo: thatgirlonstage: aziritzphale: okay but think about how many miracles crowley probably pulled off for the sake of getting humanity to the moon?? like you can’t tell me that crowley didn’t start the cold war just for
foxesonstilts:crowley, finally noticing that aziraphale has been acting gay as shit for the past half-century: yo dude, why all the rainbow scarvesaziraphale, very pointedly: i guess i just relate to the gay community because i also love someone i’m
goodomensbutwrong:Aziraphale: [Sneezes]Crowley, chilling out on top of one of the bookshelves as a snake: Bless you.Aziraphale: God?!
ace-trainer-risu: I like the idea of Crowley dramatically confessing he’s in love with Aziraphale post-near-Armageddon and Aziraphale in sheer confusion is like “I? Know? I love you too? Surely this has been established already? The oyster place
veronica-rich: goodomenswasanicesurprise: the-moon-loves-the-sea: fynnkaterin: Crowley, a demon, standing in the Garden of Eden next to Aziraphale, an angel, who he will spend the next 6000 years pining for: it’s just funny to me that God would put
the-art-of-avoiding-armageddon:violetwylde:letmetemptyou:letmetemptyou:i love all the headcanons of how crowley’s not going to be able to cope with the affection once they’re actually a couple after pining for 6000 years and have to blushingly snek
