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sorrens: Crowley finds a scruffy black duckling who quickly imprints on him and follows him around everywhere. The demon tries to be nonchalant and apathetic but Aziraphale’s seen the softness in his expression and was quite certain, if he told Crowley
vaulthunterexe: Tell that boy I'l leave you alone nowLike a stove, I’ll turn my love down
scinnlaece:well, then welcome to the end times.
edgarallantypo:Crowley on his way to Alpha Centauri
ngoziu: “And should the petunias step an INCH out of line — ”“ —YOU’RE ALL CHERISHED AND LOVED.”
ineffablehouseplant: ethereal-menace: mostlyanything19: ethereal-menace: When Aziraphale finally gets a smartphone he puts a picture of a snake as his background, and at first Crowley’s chuffed, because, you know, that’s him! except it isn’t actually
edward elric: short king or manlet?
aclairvoyant:
doks-aux: Nanny Ashtoreth/Brother Francis fics are a criminally underrated genre of Ineffable Husbands fic already, but Nanny/Francis Fake Relationship fics?Oh my GOSH.“Oh, we need to pretend to be married/courting/having an affair to be able to discuss
suii-ne: 🤘 when your nanny/godfather is a satanic agent
south downs conversations
:sensicalabsurdities::::aziraphale & crowley, in heaven/hell, during a meeting, wishing they were on earth with each other:gabriel: then we told them we were looking for pornography. and they believed us!angels: lmfao humans are so stupid aziraphale,
redscharlach: artist-surikov:Temptation of Christ, 1872, Vasily Surikov Crowley: So after I’ve shown you all the kingdoms of the world, I thought I could just casually drop in on this angel I know – you’d like him, he lives over that way – but
superdogbiter: Crowley,drunk off his ass:”So, what’s your type? ;)”Azirphale, who is not drunk:”Oh, i don’t know….Mostly male, Dark hair. Taller than me. Fucked up sense of humor. Effortlessly gorgeous. Someone i find easy to open up to….maybe
dykeiel: hexglyphs: are you there god? it’s me, your disappointment
demogorgns: – from eden; hozier
saltwaffle:god’s ineffable plan is just slowly pairing up angels and demons until heaven and hell are in love with each other
crowlej: 🍆? (Inspired by @aziraphaleisagender ‘s post)
hlundqvists: i have no idea if anyone else has done this yet and if they have i apologize but i thought of this and had to do it for my own amusement fdlksfj;ak
armageddidnt:The three (3) times people assumed Aziraphale and Crowley were a coupleAka the three (3) times Aziraphale and Crowley failed to correct them
tio-trile: If you think about it, we hate Gabriel because we all identify with Aziraphale, but in reality, objectively he’s just that annoying, but normal and “just-doing-his-job” boss. Aziraphale, on the other hand, is objectively a terrible
goodineffableomens: aangelphale: nanny crowley, buying a present for younger warlock: would you like a hot wheels or barbie toy?his mother: uh… he’s a boy.crowley: congratulations!crowley: do you want a hot wheels or barbie toy?his mother: i want
letties-bodyguard: dont tell me he fuckng wouldnt
canonicallygay:me: hmm i should draw something original for once also me: *vine references*
romyjones: Original text post by @aangelphale Twitter | Instagram
azirafels: azirafels: azirafels: tired: crowley and medusa were gal pals back in 1300 BC wired: medusa was in fact crowley who spent 300 years as a greek woman seducing straight men and turning them into stone inspired: a curious aziraphale hears about
dykecrowley: I thought, “Heaven can’t help me now.”
doyoubelieveinnargles: Beelzebub just gives me underpaid secondary school teacher vibes HEAR ME OUT: Spends their nights drinking wine grading papers exhausted - writing “can do better” and “not demonic enough” in the margins Tired from keeping
:Aziraphale: you want to go upstairs?Crowley: sureAziraphale: do you have protection?Crowley: *voice cracking* who’s up there??
insertclevergoodomensurl: I accept no criticism
two-nipples-maybe-more: crowley: we could stop armageddonaziraphale: we can’t interfere, it’s the ineffable plan!crowley:
genuinewarmdecentfeeling:I don’t give pratchett/gaiman enough credit for looking at the serpent in the garden of eden and going is it satan? is it lilith? no it’s some loser literally named “crawly the snake”
sesquipedalian-aficionado:anachronic-cobra:Paranormal investigation show investigates Aziraphale’s bookshop due to customers’ reports of weird smells, strange occurances, and sudden desires to leave as soon as possible. Crowley convinces
chrizwho: crowley’s slept in aziraphale’s bookshop waiting for him more than he’d like to admit
sketches-by-lexie: I’ll just be over here misusing memes this was probably done before right?
canonicallygay: part 2/? something resembling a plot coming soon…. (also snakes don’t have eyelids but this is a cartoon and i do what i want) previous
son-of-a-bee:“What’s a Velvet Underground?”“You wouldn’t like it”Of course, he wouldn’t.
starrose17:memeclassheroes:
aziraphae:- Nathaniel Orion
killerweasel: knightofthesevenfandoms: vodkertonic: hey remember that time jon hamm and anna maxwell martin Did This and then the ineffable bureaucracy pairing was created, causing people like me to make dumb gifs like this: ha! yeah i don’t remember
copperbadge: rsfcommonplace: humanityinahandbag: humanityinahandbag: humanityinahandbag: you cannot tell me that Crowley, at his most vengeful, doesn’t follow Aziraphale around the bookshop annoying the ever-loving fuck out of him like a petulant
biteinsane:Aziraphale: *cry of agony*Crowley, rushing into the room, wings out, eyes blazing, battle ready: What’s happened?! What’s wrong?!Aziraphale, solemnly placing a hand over his face, the Great British Bake-Off still playing on the TV: She
cyber-phobia:pacifistcowboy:i love that whenever someone draws snake crowley they draw him as a regular sized snake when in the show he was fuckign massive but i haven’t seen a single drawing of Huge Fucking Snake Crowley and that makes me a lil sadI’m
honeyreynolds: miscellaneous aziraphale/crowley + reductress headlines bonus:
kamwashere: corancoranthemagicalman: a-secret-land: I always thought that Crowley’s expressions in this scene made it look like, when Aziraphale said “we,” Crowley had thought (just momentarily) that he meant “we” as in “you and I,”
sorrens: just more texts between celestial soulmates
heavylode: choose your fighterbased on this concept by @mrcondent
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duanxiuzhipi:it’s always sunny in tadfield
heymomlookimadeablog-deactivate:
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wolfiejimi: *sighs*Idiots
fawnmisty:They’re both idiots
show-me-a-great-plan: Aziraphale & Crowley + tweetsPart 2bonus:
marauders4evr: assiraphales: aziraphale in his diary in 1862 before meeting crowley: today i shall reunite with my dearest crowley, who has requested my company tomorrow by the duck pond in st. james park. how lovely! aziraphale’s very next diary entry:
