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insufficiently-advanced:ceasarslegion:ceasarslegion:“Crowley is a thot” EXCUSE me??? You’re calling Anthony J. Crowley the thot of the main duo??? The man who yells at his houseplants?? The man who would take you on a date and spend
vampirecrowley: I thought, “Heaven can’t help me now.”
cliopadra: NO IT FUCKING ISN’T!!!
thelilnan:y’all ever seen In & Out (1997)
lecramaa:uwu husbands meme teehee
pinkpiggy93:HC: one day, Crowley and Aziraphale decided to stay home as it was raining outside. Aziraphale opened an old envelope of old pictures he had of Crowley and wondered.
muyenbroma: it’s ok aziraphale!!! research is important!!!
:In which everybody tries to play matchmaker x
polkanote: nachashim: nachashim: nachashim: crowley is the type of bitch to be like. aziraphale you should take my name. no it’s not about ownership it’s not about superiority or whatever we both know who’s in charge here but you really should
comic-sans-chan: It kills me that Crowley just slithered straight up AN ENORMOUS FIVE THOUSAND FOOT WALL to invent bad flirting with Aziraphale. Like imagine watching the beings you were charged to protect wandering off into the unforgiving desert with
theburiedgay-moved:theburiedgay-moved:theburiedgay-moved:Anthony “I’m not like other demons” Crowley“Ooh look me I don’t talk to other demons only my angel boyfriend you know I didn’t REALLY fall I just sauntered vaguely downwards I’m too
wlwnora:DOG, THE VICIOUS HELLHOUND
ethereal-not-occult: leeshajoy: wheeloffortune-design: Aziraphale A-Seraph-El Seraph= “the burning one” -el = of God, of Power The fire of God, the One who burns for God, the burning power Aziraphale doesn’t have a flaming sword, Aziraphale IS
ineffableplan:TV Crowley puts a lot of work into that sex appeal and slutty aesthetic but I bet if he ever found himself in someone’s bedroom with a person who wants in his pants he’d fling himself out the window in the least suave manner possible
topaziraphale: A minute compilation of Crowley’s most tender/vulnerable moments with Aziraphale. I’m soft ;A;
thechekhov: Prince of Hell lives up to zer name. This comic came about after I began to think of how often Crowley and Aziraphale used miracles to speed things along in fanfictions. Surely if their miracles are getting audited it’s all on the record?
foul-fiend:pint-sized-crab:This is the same image?
alstonnovak: [id: Two comic panels. In the first Adam and Azirphale stand in the doorway of their house. Aziraphale is wearing ratty paint-stained clothes and is drenched in water with Dog tucked under his arm, looking as if he’d like to die on the
mortuarybees: mortuarybees: like seriously shout out to aziraphale for the one single time in 6000 years crowley is even the tiniest little bit forward being like “you go too fast for me crowley :(” like aziraphale i swear to god crowley: it seems
fireflysummers: Borrowed book designs of Aziraphale and Crowley from @10yrsyart once again. They mentioned that these two disasters just decided one day that they were married, no ceremony or papers. This is Crowley reacting to hearing his angel call
maxincrediblemartini:😈😇😘💜
hollow-head:how embarrassing
atomicamelyn: When you’re searching pictures of albino ravens, and you find one that inspires you enough to add dialogues to it.
junkwheel:original video:(x)
"Comrade" but in a gay way
crowleylesbian:this is how aziraphale and crowley see each other
grantaere: — Jane Eyre, Charlotte Brontë
momy9775:i spent a total 3 hrs on this i can’t believe it
galdramani: basically
grantaere: Kazimierz Wierzyński, tr. by Czeslaw Milosz, “A Word of Orphists,”
maxincrediblemartini:XD 😈😇🐍
crowleyraejepsen: crowley wants to be a dignified man of wealth and taste while still looking like the same oil-shined twink every philosopher in athens wanted to fuck so to the average human he looks like he’s going through his midlife crisis at 25
ineffablebadwolf:weirdgirlcore:same energies
tio-trile: We were talking about the implication in the book where Crowley does not wear shoes and his snakeskin shoes are his feet…and then I said, what if his scales are like those reversible sequin pillows and one side is a shoe and the other side
thegoodomensdumpster: gayforgoodomens: wheeloffortune-design: Aziraphale and Crowley get married. Aziraphale takes Crowley’s name (Aziraphale Z. Fell-Crowley). Now when people summon the demon Crowley, it also applies to him… (at the same time?
doesitsparkjoytho:what IF Tennant had Crowley’s canon black hair
crayfishcoffee: the most non-user friendly bookshop
bookkbaby: Aziraphale: Crowley, did you know that snakes court each other by laying atop one another and squirming? Crowley *has his head in Aziraphale’s lap, nuzzling his generous thighs, freezes*: ..!!
thegoodomensdumpster:weaver-z:Hastur and Ligur accidentally get famous as fuck on TikTok by making completely terrible videos that have flip phone quality cameras and are always about “PERFORMING EVIL.” They do monthly subscriber count updates and
thegoodomensdumpster:elven-child:like literally how has the Arrangement (and Aziraphale and Crowley’s entire relationship, in fact) never been compromised when every time Crowley is brought up Aziraphale has to physically fight this grin Crowley
elven-child:re: Aziraphale only having two moods, “go big” and “go home”:Aziraphale on Friday: There is no our side, Crowley, not anymore! It’s over.Aziraphale 24 hours later: staying at Crowley’s flat overnight, ready
sorrens:Crowley invented text posts to express deeply repressed personal truths
thegoodomensdumpster:Hastur: Fuck Aziraphale!Crowley, quietly: I’m trying.
thechekhov: And now in a turn of events that surprises absolutely no one - I’m still bonkers for @10yrsyart Dolphins and Ducks AU. I tried to caption this several times and couldn’t decide between several options so I leave it all to you. What are
rysttle:So I saw a post on tumblr
animatedtext: requested by calybium
millerizo:too late crowley(please dont repost)
monkeycup: G’night Nanny
howdoistopthetrain:Crowley: so, what’s the plan?Aziraphale: I don’t have one. Guess I’ll just… [unfolds wings] wing itCrowley:Aziraphale: [gestures to shoulders] just WING it…Crowley: angel, I don’t want to alarm you or anything
cliopadra:Hastur: I sleep with a dagger under my pillow.Ligur: How weak. I sleep with a gun.Crowley: You’re both pathetic.Ligur: Oh? What do you sleep with then?Crowley: Aziraphale.
flashbastardwithsunglasses: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
babel-of-screaming-sounds-deact:stumblingoverchaos:When Adam names the Hellhound “Dog”, is that referring back to the original Adam naming everything?? Even more than that: “Adam” means “human”, so he’s basically a human named Human
lonicera-caprifolium:slashgod:Crowley was the first to lay dramatically across a reclining chaise lounge and claim to be dying of melancholy. You can’t change my mind.Honestly, though
cliopadra: The “Abduction” of Aziraphale (parody repaint of The Abduction of Europa by Jean-François de Troy) Playing a “damsel in distress” and getting away from your annoying bosses? What else could Aziraphale want
faggghaggg: metatextuality: dykeiel: c9x13nczstyj: cryptids of opposing powers this is the most powerful response to a post i have ever seen First thing I thought of. :)
couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name:
sorrens:crowley’s personality is text post culture
thechekhov: Old cats are bastards, more at 9. (author’s note: this goes without saying but PLEASE don’t let your animals anywhere near alcohol. it’s very toxic to them.)
amadness2method:thegoodomensdumpster:atticescapee-abandoned:crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de:orevet:santhomedusae-deactivated202006:crowleyraejepsen-is-retiring-de:got thinking about crowley and aziraphale’s relationships with mortality and the physical
superdogbiter: Crowley,taping a knife to a roomba and setting it loose:”Be free my child”Aziraphale,coming in with a small cut on his ankle:”WHO THE HEL-”
