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chelseyelricjr: ghost-phage: ok first of all, rude @scuzer
glamgodess: roygaylock: “Do you wanna be a mother of three?” 😂😂😂 This killed me!!!!!
the-macra: why are there so many posts about asexuals being immune to sirens. people. sirens don’t lure you in with sex (necessarily). they sing about whatever it is that you want most. they could sing about mothman or cinnamon toast crunch and guess
coffee-n-mtns: In need of a road trip that includes stopping at lots of national parks and breakfast diners
realrandomsam: Some new Happy Writer Bun for the writing lovelies out there. Keep writing! You can do it! More Happy Writer Bun Ask Sam Writing Questions
one-man-apocalypse: //WELP THERE GOES MY SIDES.
blacberries: my mom sent this text when i was late for our breakfast date and it sounds like text posts tht yall make
fangamertime: how come nobody is talking about this
asian: Baby boomers be like “I went to college without my parent’s help so you can do the same” like no I can’t do it after you fisted the economy you fucking walnut
lelophant: sharkbait-tumbles: tubegayarmy: tkdancer: savingthrcw: lazerwitcharoonie: teroknortailor: itwashotwestayedinthewater: redscout: macotaco1: redscout: you gotta be dunkin my donuts you gotta be huttin my pizza you gotta be mackin
SpongeBob SquarePants
taco-bell-official: unwarp: traitor: 6'2 and craving death 5'8 and grumpy 5"3 and a literal chicken tender
itllbe-very: youeitherskateoryoudie: spontaneousmusicalnumber: alomoria: the-devils-dandy: patronissimo: therealklt: angelica-hamilton: the private journal of aaron burr Me after the weekend. like honestly what kind of #relatable feelings
parasitecompany: HOW TO COMFORT YOUR SON/CHILDLISH BOYFRIEND 2016 i cant believe i done this 5 pages comics in one day
some things i’ve learned about adulthood that no one warns you about
tastefullyoffensive: When you have one too many bottles of milk.
gomjabbar: sourcefieldmix: gomjabbar: no matter how insecure or shitty you feel, just remember that my muscles are massive and i can punch through walls hey, I really needed this. Thank you. *pulls you apart like a twizzler*
meanplastic: “i’m so full…. do you want these nuggets?”
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i pray to never rest in peace
readmor: my dad just said “the breakfast at this hotel is open until 10” in his sleep i can’t breathe
slovenskiy: “gen 1 had pokemon with the coolest designs!” “new pokemon are based on objects, i hate it!” “pokemon used to have names with a meaning and not something someone thought of in a minute” “pokemon used to be based on animals,
ctron164: torisoulphoenix: jaileyrhode: 💯💯💯💯 The tea is scalding.
the-gerogerigegege: saddestblogger: go to bed jim
methlick: Grocery stores after midnight r like some magical gateway to an alternate dimension where nothing else is real except for the super noodles on the shelf and the paper clip in your pocket
Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack
marauders4evr: mamabuttonmash: nick-avallone: lddyeove: nick-avallone: “bob’s burgers isn’t that funny” It’s not tho… Everyone recommended it to me as funny, but it makes an Autism joke in the first episode. Sit in the corner and
natewantstobattle-trash-center: xxstardustmikeyxx: thomassandersfandersblog: Rude 🙅 I love everything about this *calming jazzy elevator music plays in background*Thomas: *whistles at girl walking by as he turns* *Music Stops* Girl: “Excuse
toopunktofuck: cumwitch: toopunktofuck: #WHICH ONE IS NOODLES#???!!! VERY GOOD
blizzard pls
Thomas Sanders
rustnut: xamag-undertale: GEE FRISK HOW COME YOU GOATMOM LETS YOU HAVE SO MANY PARENTS based on this yeah that would be friday
the signs as 50 shades of grey quotes
hibagon: waiter: do u want soup or salad ? me: whichever is easier for u
sagihairius: CAPTCHA 1: check this box CAPTCHA 2: select all the rivers CAPTCHA 3: which of these tiny pictures has an apple in it CAPTCHA 4: can you find where you went wrong in your life CAPTCHA 5: select the reasons why my wife left
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oprah was here
you shimmy-shook my bones
jackarian: hanzo patiently wait for his hamburger.
fairywodger: inbox: “go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this
Non-romantic fluff starters
abaline-merits: felinefan: sushinfood: bettsplendens: shrineart: wizardmoon: sushinfood: acrossthesea-overtheland: sushinfood: octopusbath: sushinfood: so i fell asleep at my desk for a few seconds and woke up abruptly to the thought “WHO
phaisty: Due to events as of late, this was necessary. o(-( Tag yourself I’m FUCK
anvmzt: So… yeah. I did more because procastination. Part 1
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theshitneyspears: “is that you?”“……………….yah.”
Steven Universe
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There Be Dragons
kelsium: Honestly I’m not gonna survive the apocalypse. Y'all go on gathering berries and drinking cockroach milk (apparently) and forming barter economies and I’m gonna stay in my house until the last of my seltzer runs out and then I’m gonna put
nilvoid: afraiddave: This saw senses when it hits flesh. I just thought that was the world’s most powerful hotdog SCP-3025: a hotdog
ethereal-trashgoddess: eastafrician: Change your mindset. Educate yourself. Stay positive. Cut shitty people off. Eat healthy. Focus on your goals. Spend some time alone. Read books. Drink more water. Take care of your skin.
stegosarah: Do you think someone could still use that? Asking for a friend
