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“I’m sorry I keep calling you Graham. It’s because I want s’more of you.â€
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tfw ur EDs and anxiety are playing up on the same day your mum decides to make a comment on how much you’re eating at the same time that your best friend who helps you feel relaxed is busy doing other things
Earlier today I went with my mom to my little sister’s class because she was bringing cupcakes for the kids because it’s my little sister’s last day and she needed an extra hand with them (and that’s me, the extra hand). I was
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pagetbrwester: criminal minds without context {part six}
rubywoodsillustration: puppies, pizza parties, sufjan stevens streams ,and suicidal ideation… what a day :)
sirlightbulb: sirlightbulb: This dude just walked into mcdonalds with a case of beer in hand and yelled “Where the fuck am I?” Update: this dude just ordered 100 chicken nuggets. He is officially my idol.
holy guacamole
Me, getting a self-harm impulse: look man I can stab myself in the neck whenever I want can I please at least finish my coffee
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sugarsugarbaybe: Omg 😂🙌🏾
tyleroakley: incertanity: vwhiskers: stumbled across this link today and damn I didn’t believe these so here are some sources I LOVE IT ALL I WANT TO READ A MILLION MORE.
help a homeless trans woman pay for a flat in Beirut
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gwendolynroselives: emoprincezuko: tag urself im ‘queen of fart’ “never one night stand she’ll cut my dick throwing into the river” 💜
arashinoatoniji: This is my kind of card.
aspidelaps: flygex-eatin-on-softies: I put this napkin on Bean as a joke but he hasn’t moved out from under it and it’s been about 20 minutes, so…. mother has given me a blanket it is a most joyous day
oborolover: *bites into a bagel from this place* *it clips through my mouth directly into my brain, killing me instantly*
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thehornedwitch: somejane: namesnotfred: gimmeacoldbeer: kijikun: striderwolf: crazyqueerclassicist: north-american-weesnaw: friso1990: catsteaks: gorreality: “I can’t be vegan, I love cheese” Dairy industry is as evil as meat. No less
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demigodsavvy: “Your art isn’t valued by the number of notes you get” okay but. If you spent 6 hours baking a cake for a party, but no one at the party eats your cake, it’s still disappointing.
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straightboyfriend2: gameboyadvance: straightboyfriend2: gameboyadvance: straightboyfriend2: gameboyadvance: I’ve heard people saying my name twice in my room, it’s either ghosts or hallucinations Its me outside. U want some muffins What
Lunchtime vent art because shit sucks that bad
aterribleidea: thehobbutts: thehobbutts: audreyjensensgirl: thehobbutts: i used to think green apple was a flavor invented by the candy industry like blue raspberry bc i had never seen a green apple before I just thought all apples were red and
dolldust:same
mrhandy: lufioh: EVERY FRIENDSHIP HAS THAT ONE JOKE THAT BASICALLY ENDS WITH THEM BEING LIKE THIS @obi-sweets
i-wear-the-cheese: demigodsavvy: “Your art isn’t valued by the number of notes you get” okay but. If you spent 6 hours baking a cake for a party, but no one at the party eats your cake, it’s still disappointing. This articulates something about
the-real-slim-strider: weirdmageddon: the-real-slim-strider: weirdmageddon: protip if you ever eat too much sour/acidic shit and you burn layers off your tongue suck on a tums tablet cause theyre used as stomach antacids but i didnt consider that it
romanimp: fencing coach: how are your legs feeling after that workout? me: sore fencing coach: [[suddenly in a Russian accent]] Good. Make your thighs big as mother Russia. You know what they say about women with big thighs, yes? me: [[also in a Russian
bluefigs:*gets one minor thing done* o wow. i did good. i need to treat myself to a snack and a 40 minute episode of a tv show and a nap….,..
cheer up buttercup
glitchyspecter: New skin care routine Rub raviolis all over your face
alexander: double stuffed oreos 💀
compassionlotion: I’m hungry asf & haven’t eaten all day, can someone help me out with ฟ so I can grab some pizza? paypal.me/brienicol3 cash.me/briellenicol3
cheinsaw: cheinsaw: black cats are wonderful because you can stare into the void and not only does the void stare back, sometimes it trots up to you happily and begs for pats the void is loud and wants chicken
The Proceeds From This New Lush Bath Bomb Go Toward Transgender Rights Charities
spookii-mormon-hell-dream: When you get up from a 4 hour depression nap
ectoplasmicbiologist: anfagistan: nezua: A 13-year-old Girl Scout in San Francisco recently set up shop outside a marijuana clinic and sold 117 boxes of Girl Scout cookies within two hours. The cookies were such a big hit, she’s been invited back.
kitchenwitchupinthisbitch:If this wasn’t my kid lol
oyesiam1: Mae Martin: «No it’s made of vegetables.» source
lemonsharks: curseworm: human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit monkey brain: absolutely not. die Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing monkey brain: I’m suspicious
I dont trashtalk I talktrash
bluezirccn: Steven Universe episodes are like The Shattering: Greg breaks his favorite cup. Steven’s Sandwich: White Diamond launches an attack on Earth
superharrywholockstuck: vampireapologist: snaacks: wait THIS IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE Technically Adam IS the welcome to chili’s guy
lmaonade:i eat macaroni and cheese to suppress my powers but also for a bit of pleasure
marvelobsessions: this is the funniest text I have ever received from my dad
horrorbisexual: me thinking about how it’s almost autumn and how im gonna be thriving and baking pumpkin bread for all my friends and wearing cozy socks with ghosts on them
sonneillonv: whitepeopletwitter: This is an actual tweet. I sympathize, that shit is amazing
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